Andy Carroll

[Alabama 1,992]

If we are that desperate for a big man striker...I would rather play Bakayoko as a striker... this isn't funny anymore...

[Jase 43,479]

And people thought Emenalo was the one to blame...

[Pizy 18,858]

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

[Sovieticus 743]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

And people thought Emenalo was the one to blame...

if this goes through.. im so done with everything.

[Special Juan 28,113]

I've gone the other way, this is cracking me up

[The Skipper 20,609]

3 hours ago, manpe said:

That can't be true, it can't. That would take the total cost of Drinks+Baka+Carroll to 110 million.. mental!

Add Zappa to that, £135m. 

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

4 minutes ago, Pizy said:

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

Yeah but we're paying him in cocaine and a new caravan

[Milan 17,955]

I hate this club.

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

1 minute ago, milan.cech said:

I hate this club.

I love it. The mad men and mental antics come and go.

From Bates trying to put up electric fences to Eddie Mcreadie walking out because the owners wouldn't give him a Ford family saloon car.

[The Skipper 20,609]

Jesus Christ it’s actually happening. Fucking Hollywood FC. 

[Laylabelle 9,534]

12 minutes ago, Pizy said:

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

That what does make sense.. That and we're paying the same price sodding Liverpool did when it was seen as a big price tag.. 

[DDA 9,924]

1 minute ago, The Skipper said:

Jesus Christ it’s actually happening. Fucking Hollywood FC. 

Why are they doing this? Why? 

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

I would genuinely not be surprised if the fucker scored on his debut.  Bullet header off a corner

[BMox81 193]

And the fall from grace is complete.

This is it people-this is the level of player we are now getting.

[The Skipper 20,609]

If we must go for a “cheap” English targetman can’t we even go for Chelsea fan Charlie Austin instead? Jesus.