Andy Carroll

[manpe 10,861]

34 minutes ago, Sovieticus said:

Can't wait till we're in for Townsend.

Good shout, though I think it would be cheaper for the club to hire a great lawyer and get Adam Johnson out of jail.

[DDA 9,924]

55 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

It's been ages since I had my face in a bush...the wife just isn't the same anymore

My Mrs is careless... i'll leave it there.

[Special Juan 28,112]

Big noises surfacing that we have bid £35M for him.

[ulvhedin 525]

58 minutes ago, Sovieticus said:

I was pretty suicidal recently to due various life reasons. Then I saw this, a couple of other things too related in my personal life and I'm sure that I really want to fucking kill myself now. What the fuck happened here? Woops, I hope I don't find something to shoot myself with or drug myself with. Would be pretty clumsy. Everything is a joke around me right now lol. Can't wait till we're in for Townsend.

Wait till Arsenal get Mkhi, one of Malcolm/Auba and go for Mahrez in the Summer.

 

[xPetrCechx 13,571]

21 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

Big noises surfacing that we have bid £35M for him.

Joke of a club.

[It's too big 625]

I'm not against the board, but this is funny. 

[Superblue 6,372]

I do my best to keep a reasonable and considered train of thought when it comes to Chelsea but even I'm struggling if we've seriously bid £35m for him.

[Laylabelle 9,534]

35?!fuck off that better not be real. Yet all this Ooooo we can't spend crazu money anymore.. What is that then?! That's just desperate 

[manpe 10,861]

4 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

35?!fuck off that better not be real. Yet all this Ooooo we can't spend crazu money anymore.. What is that then?! That's just desperate 

That can't be true, it can't. That would take the total cost of Drinks+Baka+Carroll to 110 million.. mental!

[Alabama 1,992]

If you dont laugh....you will cry

[Laylabelle 9,534]

5 minutes ago, manpe said:

That can't be true, it can't. That would take the total cost of Drinks+Baka+Carroll to 110 million.. mental!

When you put it like that.. Oh dear!! And from those 3 the only one whose been worth anything is Drinkwater. 

If he gets injured do we get money back? Hopefully it's a stir it up story..

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Over 30 million bid and likely to be accepted. No shit, West Ham owners must be laughing their bloody arses off that they're getting that much for a striker who has already had a big move and failed miserably. 

I genuinely do not understand getting a striker who's main strength is in the air, we already have someone who can head it better than they can shoot. Why not go for Hernandez? someone completely opposite, a poacher in the right place to get goals with his feet. This is laughable. I'm stunned. I see no positive in this. 

[Laylabelle 9,534]

Do wonder if this is there oooo look we signed someone attempt... He signed for Liverpool for that amount in 2011...West ham paid 15m...theyre definitely trying it and if we stupid enough to.. 

Oh he's never managed to play more then 27 games a season... 

[DDA 9,924]

I don't believe it.. i won't believe it.

[Mário César 1,238]

I don't know what to say lol