The Mourinho Thread

[Unionjack 7,532]

I got ten fucking stitches today and that was less painful than reading this thread.

You moaning git. I had 10 in my dick once! (Sitting on the bog in my local on one of those wooden seats - stood up and there was a split in the seat or summet. It cut right down the top of it. Bled like a tap. Wouldn't have minded but just bought a new pair of trainers and they were ruined! Advise anyone to do it tho. Might not look very pretty but now have a built on tickler! )

[Fulham Broadway 17,810]

You moaning git. I had 10 in my dick once! (Sitting on the bog in my local on one of those wooden seats - stood up and there was a split in the seat or summet. It cut right down the top of it. Bled like a tap. Wouldn't have minded but just bought a new pair of trainers and they were ruined! Advise anyone to do it tho. Might not look very pretty but now have a built on tickler! )

Fuck me I winced reading that UJ.

Bet you wished Eva was around then

[Styles 9,790]

“There is a professional responsibility,” explains Michael Davison, the managing director of Isokinetic Medical Group, a Fifa Medical Centre of Excellence in London who has vast experience of working with sports bodies including football clubs."

“There is a moral and ethical duty of care and it is not in their professional code to act in anything but the health and safety of the player. They cannot consider the tactical ramifications if they feel the player needs immediate care. Of course they also can make the judgement of how serious it is. But where managers can influence the medical team entering the field, there can be issues."

Jose is still the bestest of all time and can do no wrong

[CMS 382]

Firstly, I don't believe the story.

Secondly, Eva is the assistant medical director.

While:

Paco Biosca - Medical director

Doctor Paco Biosca joined Chelsea as medical director in July 2011 having worked in a similar position at Shakhtar Donetsk for the previous six years.

Eva Carneiro

First team doctor and assistant medical director. A sports medicine specialist who previously worked at the British Olympic Medical Institute and with England Women's Football and UK Athletics. Joined Chelsea in February 2009.

Pamela Jordan

Practice manager for the Chelsea medical department.

Kate Jordan

Medical administrator.

[Unionjack 7,532]

Fuck me I winced reading that UJ.

Bet you wished Eva was around then

haha I wont tell you how I got on at the hospital but just think of ummm the best way for the nurse to put your stitches in!! Hint. Cold hands dont help! But they had gotten used to seeing me at my local A&E so they were all taking the piss..

[Pseudo 92]

nah a lot of it is to do with her being a women tbh, if our club doctor was a fat, middle aged man nobody would give two shits. All these thirsty teens on Twitter getting upset, please.

Pep's fallout with Bayern's team doctor was just as bad as this.

[Fulham Broadway 17,810]

Too many manginas.

Shes a physio. Get another.

[Pseudo 92]

I couldn't care less what happens to Eva to be honest, but defending Mou is a futile endeavor. He's an ass, plain and simple. Not a misunderstood genius or master of mind games, just an ass. You Mourinho fans need to realize this truth or you'll be defending him for a long time.

[ice-boy 165]

Just look for another physio and done. Jose till the end. For this club he is genius and the one who gave this club a lot of trophies. Next.

[MrBlueGuy 1,552]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-axe-eva-carneiro-bench-6235307

Fearn also gone so clearly it is not her facebook post. Looks like we will have 2 new physios from this weekend, haha 3 days to find 2 new physios or Jose prefers to have no physio at all I wonder.

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

Pep's fallout with Bayern's team doctor was just as bad as this.

Wasn't that Bayern doctor with the club since like the 70's and viewed as one of the best in the world though?

[ice-boy 165]

Eva really really fucked up with that public post on Facebook and now she is paying the price.

[J.F. 1,484]

You moaning git. I had 10 in my dick once! (Sitting on the bog in my local on one of those wooden seats - stood up and there was a split in the seat or summet. It cut right down the top of it. Bled like a tap. Wouldn't have minded but just bought a new pair of trainers and they were ruined! Advise anyone to do it tho. Might not look very pretty but now have a built on tickler! )

From Mourinho and Eva to this?!

And this is my reaction

[pHaRaOn 2,131]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-axe-eva-carneiro-bench-6235307

Fearn also gone so clearly it is not her facebook post. Looks like we will have 2 new physios from this weekend, haha 3 days to find 2 new physios or Jose prefers to have no physio at all I wonder.

So, you gave us a link where man can read: "It's understood the decision was made by Jose Mourinho and the club top brass in the wake of her Facebook response to the manager's criticism", but then you say: "so clearly it is not her facebook post"?

[MrBlueGuy 1,552]

So, you gave us a link where man can read: "It's understood the decision was made by Jose Mourinho and the club top brass in the wake of her Facebook response to the manager's criticism", but then you say: "so clearly it is not her facebook post"?

If you read on it also mentions how Fearn shouldn't be there too hence this proves that both of them have been punished and not just Eva because of her fb post as many others suggested

[Green Lantern18 54]

James, on 11 Aug 2015 - 5:08 PM, said:

nah a lot of it is to do with her being a women tbh, if our club doctor was a fat, middle aged man nobody would give two shits. All these thirsty teens on Twitter getting upset, please.

It's funny that you mention that because I read on the Chelsea Chat forums, that Mourinho also had a falling out with another Chelsea club doctor in 2005. But that falling out, apparently went under the radar.

Probably because that doctor was a male.

But don't get me wrong, I'm not for one second saying that what happened was acceptable. Because I'm not this is an ugly ugly situation that I wish had never happened.

Edit: Here is the aforementioned post that i was referring to;

http://shed.chelseafc.com/chat/posts/thread.shtml?127331590

[Barbara 15,149]

Funny thing is she was the second to run on the pitch

and im still sticking to the fact that if she was a bloke or a munter nobody would give two fucks

one of the articles I said Mourinho was particularly mad at the other doc - the phisio.

But look nice for those women (the two that tweeted about the situation and someone posted here, a journalist I suppose and some account named womeninfootball) to make it about Eva. José criticized the doctor and everyone else who don't read the game and just sit on the bench. That includes a whole lot of people, 99% of them men.

This is such a non-issue. Asked why he was so angry, he answered, maybe shouldn't have, but we all know he has a loose tongue. Then SHE, not he, SHE, behaves like many of you complain about the BOYS in the Academy taking their venting to social medial. Sorry, but she's the idiot here. It doesn't look this is coming from a 40yo woman (or whatever her age is, something like this for sure), but from a 15 little girl that had her teacher lecturing her in front of the whole schoool and took it to her FB page to get her girlfriends to give her their support and comforting words.

Yes, Mourinho was wrong, She was even more with her reaction on FB imo.

[Unionjack 7,532]

From Mourinho and Eva to this?!

And this is my reaction

Man of few words or does he just have a limited vocabulary?

Might get a bit off topic at times but you can only take so much Mou slagging before your head explodes.

[Thendo 1,088]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3194289/When-Jose-Mourinho-said-Chelsea-s-bench-needed-understand-game-wasn-t-sexist-dig-Eva-Carneiro.html

First time in quite a while I found a decent and not Chelsea hating article from daily mail.

My take on the situation :

It was wrong/ a mistake by the med staff to run on to the pitch in that particular situation, as Jose said everyone has to be able to read the game. That said it was a mistake, and is something that could and should be learnt from, it feels a bit hefty to axe them if it's only because of it. But I imagine there has been some discussion and arguments behind closed door that together with the silly and uncalled for facebook post by Eva led to the decision to drop them from the bench ( assuming the stories are true ). This shouldn't even be news worthy though, but has been blown extremely out of proportion simply because Eva has some sort of "celebrity" status in the game. Hope to see it all resolved quickly internally with the regular medical team still with the team on sunday and this nonsense drama all blown over.

[illmatic 901]

What a shit of summer, god. Don't being enough with the bad results and our shit transfer market, now this circus?.

Kill me please.