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Can I have a free Playstation 4 if he doesn't sign within two days? Hell, let's make it more interesting can I have a blowjob from Scarlette Johanson if he doesn't sign within in two days?

The sacrifices I make.

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Stay away from this bum. Take away all of those PK goals and he scored 5 out of 19 matches in much inferior league with load of his craziness. Hey, at least Torres scored 5 goals in 18 matches! better rate, isn't it? Just because he's 23 yrs old all at sudden he is much matured? Some people never change. Plus this guy as a footballer, doesn't have proper work ethic from what I have heard. He doesn't have the desire to be the best in the world. He just relies on his natural talent and will not get any better by just aging. Ohhh... I've talked to Milan fans and he's far far from being consistent and what he does usually is going for dive to earn FK and PK. Doesn't do shit in defensive end. Why the hell do we want? for 25m that is a bargained price? I much rather go for Diego Costa who has a buyout clause of 32m and is actually just 2 yrs older than Balo. Why should we be laughing stock in PL again? Well if he's a true world beater like Suarez I don't give a damn. But Balo isn't, and will never be.

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Can I have a free Playstation 4 if he doesn't sign within two days? Hell, let's make it more interesting can I have a blowjob from Scarlette Johanson if he doesn't sign within in two days?

The sacrifices I make.

You can have a blowjob from Alex, whilst Stingray plays with your balls..

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1. Mario earned a penalty and Mou led Etoo to take it. Mario swore at his teammates and did not celebrate.


2. Mario punched his teammate Kolarov and Boateng in training sessions.


3. When playing for Inter, he showed up on Italian TV show with Milan uniform.


4. Mou was furious for Mario's lack of defensive contributions and called him lacking football brain.


5. When playing against Barca, Mario was taken off in 2nd half and threw his uniform on ground. Materazzi got furious and punched on Mario's chest.


6. Mario showed up in VIP seat with his friends and played magic show during live match as he was not on squad.


7. Mario called Totti "old cunt."


8. Mario was playing with his friends using paint ball guns at Milan street and police caught him.


9. Mario forced into women's prison but was rejected by policemen.


10. Mario told team's captain Komapny fuck off with his middle finger. Toure and Milner had to stop them.


11. In his England days, he was fined 10k for parking tickets.


12. His car was towed 27 times since he came to Man City.


13. Mario said Mou is a phenomenal manager but Mou has personality issues and need to grow up as a person.


14. Mario threat Mancini in training session, grabbing him by the scuff of neck.


15. Mancini talked in conference that he sometimes felt like kicking Mario and Mario replied him that he is martial arts expert.


16. Mario committed kung-pu kick to defenders while playing for Europa league tournament for Man city side which resulted team's loss.


17. Mou was forced to use Mario as Etoo got injured in Coppa Italia, all he asked Balo was to stay cool and do not get a red card and Mario responded with collecting two yellow cards in 5 minutes. He was recorded as the first substituted player who got ejected less than 5 minutes.


18. Mario was fishing a girl in night club and the girl was together with her bf. He clashed with girl's bf.


19. Mario threw darts at Man city youth players while they were on training sessions.


20. Milan president praised Cassano after his heroic performance in league game and Mario talked to media that Cassano is no where near his level.


21. In Italy's match against Paro island, manager told Mario to get ready for substitution but Mario did not respond as he was playing games with his i-pad.


22. A day before Man United match, he played fireworks inside his house causing house burn.


23. Mario visited Indian restaurant in Manchester city and ran into kitchen with his friends collecting knives and dishes and throwing inside restaurant. He was fined 100k by police.


24. Mario asked if he can ride on top of ceremony bus together with his dog and was told "no." Mario did not show up on party followed by FA victory celebration party.


25. Mou talked to Italian newspaper he could write 200 pages long book about Mario but there isn't much positive but full of hilarious things as Mario is such a funny guy.


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