Roman Abramovich Thread

[Heisenberg 1,824]

Roman control the FBI, chill guys.

[Jype 6,398]

I thought he was supposed to be at the Bridge today to watch Russia play against Brazil.

[Melanicus 5,208]

It's becuase Boris Berezovsky was killed. (Abramovic had a high court case against him)

[Heisenberg 1,824]

Oh god !

[The only place to be 11,313]

It's becuase Boris Berezovsky was killed. (Abramovic had a high court case against him)

Berezosky is dead, but there's no evidence he was killed.

[Special Juan 27,422]

Berezosky was found in his bathroom....Has to be Pistorious.

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Can we not just have a quiet week off?

[Guest FullEnglishBreakfast]

Innoecent until proven guilty.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I blame Rafa!

[Heisenberg 1,824]

BREAKING: Roman Abramovich has sacked the government of The USA. Michael Emenalo given the responsibility to find a new one.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

FBI can confirm that Russian billionaire, Roman Abramovic, has been arrested for charges of financing the assassination of Chelsea's tittle hopes through buying Torres..

[Special Juan 27,422]

Torres has been arrested also on match fixing.....due to lack of goals.

[DanishBlue 426]

Oh dear. Why would he kill that man though? He won the trial. Anyways, what do I know, he might have been arrested for something else that has nothing to do with his death.

I cross my fingers that nothing is going to happen. Would be the beginning of the end for Chelsea.

[Heisenberg 1,824]

Oh dear. Why would he kill that man though? He won the trial. Anyways, what do I know, he might have been arrested for something else that has nothing to do with his death.

I cross my fingers that nothing is going to happen. Would be the beginning of the end for Chelsea.

You are simply telling us Roman is Chelsea, fuck you very much.We were, we are, and we'll be Chelsea Football Club, not RomanFC.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Denied by Chelsea.

Denied by Abramovich's spokesman.

Denied by the FBI.

Well that was a fun hour - in future Twitter, stick to killing off celebrities.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

@tancredipalmeri: According to Telegraph, also FBI denied Abramovich arrest, and that's it

I'm no expert, but someone must have made millions in the fluctuations in the stokes of Roman's oil company today.

[Kieran. 6,317]

How shady of a guy is Roman, though? Jesus Christ.

You don't become a billionaire by being a sweetheart.

[Guest FullEnglishBreakfast]

Denied by Chelsea.

Denied by Abramovich's spokesman.

Denied by the FBI.

Well that was a fun hour - in future Twitter, stick to killing off celebrities.

I heard this Dustin Beaver kid died the other day from a drug overdose.