Politics & Stuff

[Fulham Broadway 17,339]

RIP Howard Marks, Mr Nice. The book is a very good read.

Avoided a heavy drug smuggling sentence by persuading the judge he was an undercover Secret Service member, and thus unable to discuss it

[lucio 5,418]

Sir Alan said: "Shouldn't the Prime Minister's critics really just snap out of the synthetic indignation and admit that their real point is that they hate anyone who has got a hint of wealth in them?

"May I support the Prime Minister in fending off those who are attacking him, particularly in thinking of this place, because if he doesn't, we risk seeing a House of Commons which is stuffed full of low-achievers who hate enterprise, hate people who look after their own family and know absolutely nothing about the outside world."

 

Tories saying others know nothing about the outside world. good joke there. where is guy fawkes when you need him?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I fucking love Frankie Boyle  

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I should perhaps come clean and tell you that the worst holiday I’ve ever had was in the British Virgin Islands. There is so much money sloshing around that I saw seabirds stranded on the shores, collected by volunteers and taken to wildlife shelters, where skilled vets carefully removed the wads of cash clogging up their feathers. I saw a heron have enough roubles pulled from its wings to buy a decent family hatchback. I remember a pelican, its bill pouch stuffed to bursting, crumpled euros and untraceable yen spilling from its mouth like a stripper’s thong. In a restaurant, for dessert I was served a battered suitcase brimming over with 200m euros’ worth of bearer shares. When I told the waiter that I’d ordered the creme brûlée, he gave a dry chuckle and said that he must have misheard. He let me keep the suitcase saying that there was plenty more where that came from.

At night, we gathered on a starlit veranda to watch the arrival of the cash. It’s one of nature’s most epic sights. First we heard the grunting, faint at first but then louder, until by just the accents alone we could almost tell the Russian from the Australian from the French. The sea began to foam, the frenzied activity just offshore. And then they landed. Huge creatures, some as massive as an alpha walrus. Fat, and breathing heavily, they heaved themselves on to the shore. Hundreds, if not thousands. Lawyers, drug lords, politicians, prime ministers, mafia members, businessmen, peers of the realm, sex offenders and a cellist. Their bodies warm and fleshy. It had been a good summer.

This mass of quivering corporate meat quickly made its way towards the dunes. Dragging themselves forward. Thinking only of themselves. Smaller, weaker animals were crushed, suffocated. Then in a hysterical free-for-all using hands, feet, snouts, they dig. Each of these secretive creatures digs its own filthy hole. And then lumbering into position, lower their “vent” into the crater. It’s then that they began laying. Firing into the golden sand wads of unmarked bills, fake invoices, untraceable companies, gold bullion. It takes but a moment, the animals moving quickly so as not to be exposed on the shore for any longer than necessary. Then, with feverish activity from their hindquarters, the hole is backfilled. Without so much as a fingerprint left in the sand they shuffle, belly-first back towards the sea.

They raise their heads to the moon and roar. It is a primeval sound, and one by one they all join in. Soon the waves crashing on to the beach are drowned out by the beasts. There is a final sight of them before they are drawn back into the black tide, anonymous, and free. This is something that will happen forever, which scientists now estimate might be as little as 30 or 40 years.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/12/frankie-boyle-tax-havens-panama-papers 

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Lots of good Frankie Boyle jokes but this is my favourite.

3 Million for the funeral of Margaret Thatcher? For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. 

 

[cosmicway 1,333]

7 hours ago, Iggy Doonican said:

Lots of good Frankie Boyle jokes but this is my favourite.

3 Million for the funeral of Margaret Thatcher? For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. 

 

MT is the inventor of cone ice cream.

[Spike 12,049]

Black, white, yellow, orange or flying purple people eater. If you are old enough to point a gun at cops you are old enough to get shot by said cops. Not always fatally of course, but dumbfuck if you threaten someone with a fatal weapon expect the favour to be returned.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

What the actual fuck British government?  

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/anal-sex-young-people-consultation-dcms-government-tories-worried-thatcher-a6980041.html 

[Fulham Broadway 17,339]

Going to be weird next season seeing news reports -with kids in Sudan and Ethiopia wearing Leicester shirts, with Drinkwater on the back

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

41 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Going to be weird next season seeing news reports -with kids in Sudan and Ethiopia wearing Leicester shirts, with Drinkwater on the back

Brilliant F.B.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

guys i suggest reading this article document.

it's nine pdf pages long.

read the whole thing please.

 

or just read from page 5 to page 9

 

THE CHANI PROJECT
COMPUTER-INTERFACED COMMUNICATION WITH OTHER REALMS

https://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/doc_view/143-the-chani-project-computer-interfacing-with-other-realms

 

[Fernando 6,586]

In February 1945, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was in Egypt and wanted to discuss with the Saudi King ibn Saud a definitive and lasting settlement between Arabs and Jews .

Churchill was told that the King would not allow drinking or smoking in his presence. Churchill recorded:

"I was the host and I said that if it was his religion that made him say such things, my religion prescribed as an absolute sacred ritual smoking cigars and drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be, during, all meals and the intervals between. Complete surrender."

Churchill by Himself, p353.
 

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

11 hours ago, Fernando said:

In February 1945, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was in Egypt and wanted to discuss with the Saudi King ibn Saud a definitive and lasting settlement between Arabs and Jews .

Churchill was told that the King would not allow drinking or smoking in his presence. Churchill recorded:

"I was the host and I said that if it was his religion that made him say such things, my religion prescribed as an absolute sacred ritual smoking cigars and drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be, during, all meals and the intervals between. Complete surrender."

Churchill by Himself, p353.
 

Could you Imagine Hillary pulling that?

 

I am actually looking forward to how she is viewed, as our president, in the Middle East. Obama pushed us to a better light worldwide, and I feel Hillary will continue the trend, but she does have the Clinton bullheadedness about herself.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Damnnnnn Abby Martin does NOT kid around! This is just brutally factual...

 

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

8 hours ago, CHOULO19 said:

Damnnnnn Abby Martin does NOT kid around! This is just brutally factual...

 

Pretty damning video on Hillary, and I say this as someone who voted for her

[kellzfresh 7,229]

11 hours ago, CHOULO19 said:

Damnnnnn Abby Martin does NOT kid around! This is just brutally factual...

 

I knew she isn't trustworthy at all but this video more than proves my judgment on her being portrayed as some saint by the media. 

[CHOULO19 24,332]

4 hours ago, Sir Mikel OBE said:

Pretty damning video on Hillary, and I say this as someone who voted for her

It'll reach very few people so it won't be damaging for her...

...but Abby Martin, though  

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

@Stingray

this is for you. important news for you. do you have anymore details to this story.

Belgium Issues Iodine Pills to All Citizens in Nuclear Emergency Plan

by ALASTAIR JAMIESON

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/belgium-issues-iodine-pills-all-citizens-nuclear-emergency-plan-n564606

 

Belgium Issues Iodine Pills "Expecting Nuclear Attack"
 

Belgium has just issued "Iodine Pills" for all it's 11 million citizens as the growing concern of a Nuclear Attack of a "Dirty Bomb" is now expected.

[cosmicway 1,333]

31 minutes ago, KevinAshburner said:

@Stingray

this is for you. important news for you. do you have more any on this.

 

Belgium Issues Iodine Pills to All Citizens in Nuclear Emergency Plan

by ALASTAIR JAMIESON

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/belgium-issues-iodine-pills-all-citizens-nuclear-emergency-plan-n564606

 

Belgium Issues Iodine Pills "Expecting Nuclear Attack"
 

Belgium has just issued "Iodine Pills" for all it's 11 million citizens as the growing concern of a Nuclear Attack of a "Dirty Bomb" is now expected.

Iodine pills for Belgium.
Tsipras pills for Greece.
Maduro pills for Venezuela.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Fucking hell the British media is hilariously incompetent!  

Just came across the 'news' about what Ken Livingstone said, so I googled his name and read about half a dozen article about the issue. And while one (the Mail, obviously) managed to somehow blame it on the 'racism Muslims' not a SINGLE media outlet managed to mention the MAIN point regarding the whole thing: What Livingstone said is FACTUALLY correct!

Regardless of whether or not you think he should have used that reasoning where he did or whether or not he should have been defending Shah. Literally, the definition of facts is that they are true regardless of everything else. And it's disgusting, though maybe not surprising, that not a single news outlet, not even 'progressive' ones like The Guardian and The Independent, managed to point out that what he said is actually a fact! 

[Fulham Broadway 17,339]

The media are using 'anti semitism' to mess up Labour and Corbyn in particular. They are deliberately conflating anti -semitism with Zionism hoping to reach the point whereby if you criticise Israel youre being 'anti-semitic '.