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Hmm almost sounds like a DLP? Shame we don't need one of them - oh wait....

We can throw Torres into the mix

This is a tough one... For Brazil I have seen David put in Terry like performances - he had a few here, but couldn't match that consistency. Calling him the worst defender ever is very harsh, but only to be expected from some people. I have also watched (in person) some great goals and matches - I will always wish this guy well in the future (except against us)... £50 million is amazing business. Lets hope we invest wisely...

Could be another Torres 2.0 - great player, dodgy spell = no guarantee of returning to prior form... He could be a good squad player for that money and it might be worth a punt - but I'm still erring on the side of let him go elsewhere... He chose the Mancs and could have been a legend at Everton...

Are we being linked to Stones? Could be useful if Lukaku stays there and we get him? But I had hoped Azpi to RB and a new LB? Anyway so much bullshit speculation - if we get half of the rumours I will be happy

Maybe West Ham or QPR will pick him up

Let this thread die the same death as his career....

Dude this is Talk Chelsea - not the Daily Mail There's no racist undertone in the PL - I'm proud that as a nation we have come so far, especially compared to other European countries. I don't think such a high percentage of black/brown players would play in the PL if racism was an issue. Ignore people like Garth Crooks - he might look like Yoda, but even Yodas shit has more brains than him - he's just crying conspiracy to make a name for himself...(Terry/Ferdinand situation) I can honestly say I have never seen black/brown players 'NOT' advertised - 99% of advertising is based around strikers and midfielders - I know Drogba got a lot of attention and YaYa is pretty prominent in Sky Sports advertising and in MOTD. If you can prove me wrong - cool, I will gladly apologise.

All the Utd fans at work expect a big bust up at Utd... Rumours flying around VG wants VP as captain! Shrek or Shreik (as my iPad calls him) won't be happy with that!!! The club is in meltdown - ahh love watching it...

Lol

I don't mind if the third doesn't happen - as long as we win games...

The Lukaku one is easy - just stick a buy-back clause in there

Post of the YEAR! It's so good hearing this from other sources - the 'sheep' love to slag of our own club and I wonder how many games they actually watched... Did they watch the City game where we went toe-to-toe and floored them! Imagine how many goals we would have scored with a decent striker... The bitterness from Loserpool fans and Rodgers towards us is plain to understand - I GET THAT (and enjoy it) What I will never understand is the attitude by 'our fans' that these 'c*nts' are correct in their analysis... And jumping on the bullshit media bandwagon! It's a sad day when 3rd in the league and C/L semi-finals IS NOT good enough for a part built squad!

It's not Roy's fault though! The shit started whilst Capello was in charge - the FA launching their own investigation! Fair play to Capello he backed JT and saw the witch hunt for what it was... The FA are the only people to blame and they consistently ruin this country - if a gas explosion occurred in their headquarters, I would shed a tear, a tear of joy and hope !

Awesome quote I might use that at work - you should have trademarked it

Daily Fail? Must be true then.... Lampard talks break down as he nips off to the toilet - after drinking 2litres of water...

Great move - and gives us another club to loan to

Thing is - when I've watched Luiz for Brazil - he's been really good - last ditch defending a la Terry / Cahil .... Maybe he just needs consistency and a working relationship with a co-defender. If he goes I'll be sad. I don't think anybody can accuse him of NOT trying - he gives everything during a game.

Great post - sadly unlikely to ever happen... People won't even give Salah a chance - let alone a youth player - the FIFA / FM culture rules too many small childish brains. They don't realise (as still immature) that experience is required - and the only way to get experience is to play, but massive criticism and stupid expectations lead to players being slated constantly... I hope we do see the youth team in the Worthless Cup - much like Arsenal do... Would be great for them and give te others a rest They could go on and win it!!!

Yup - covers the Costa fee nicely Mikel next and some others for a LB and CM and job done

Wow what a great 5 days I'm having Been in Monaco since Thursday watching the Historic Grand Prix - amazing place! Chelsea won Liverpool lost the title Hamilton won! I flew from Monaco to Nice airport in a helicopter this morning We signed a Striker! I think tomorrow I also get my promotion announced officially - 2014 a great year, May = the best month ever I've had some bad months and years lately (few suicides and deaths) - so really appreciating the upwards trend Hope you guys are also having a great May, if not, keep going IT WILL come good - I promise

I see the word disgraceful and would like to swap to 'desperate' is there no level youthnited won't stoop too! Hull City playing a reserve team as the Cup Final is priority...

ZDS FINAL wow I was 14 - that brings back some memories I think that was the year Saint & Greavsie stopped being broadcast too! (Might have been earlier tho - 23 years ago!!! Ouch)

Ahh but is John Shittu related to Danny Shittu (Millwall)

Is there anything worse than Le Voyeur!!!! What an idiot - will now instigate further backlash from Arse fans for not signing him! And you guys think Mourinho is bad with the press just lol