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As Homer would say you can't say credible without credulo-doh!!! There's plenty of ITK people - the problem is, they all know as much as we do - nothing!!!

Lol - I just cannot reconcile this as a possibility - don't mind being proven wrong though

Alan Smith is a fucking bellend - I cringe when he's doing commentary - he's not as bad as that West Ham twat on the streaming channels, but pretty close! Cech saved Arsenal last night - a draw is good for us

Pedro - great debut Iva - just no words to describe this Cesc - he should have played in the Number 10 role He is not cut out to play in the pivot - it doesn't work. We need to sign somebody who can sit alongside Matic Cesc would be much better in the No 10 role as Willian was pretty horrific there today If we can sort the number 10 role - then that will link all of the front players up and make us a much more attacking threat. If we are attacking - our shit defence isn't leaking goals

Sorry to hear about your car mate - that would really fuck me off That's a great mod for the Beetle I'm just customising the fuck out of my VW Caddy if someone nicked it - I would be sooooo gutted

Agreed - I don't think he's ready yet - and with an astronomical price tag it will make a tough transition even tougher. For that money we could have a Bale or Ronaldo - who are both 100% tried and tested...

Glazer? he could be trolling United - and United have spent loads in the last few seasons, have the highest wage bill and will likely spend shit loads more in January - so they are literally trying to buy success - oh how the might have fallen People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

My thoughts exactly - all of these players have Ego's - it will be impossible to keep them in check...

Now that is complete bollocks - every football clubs is pretty much borderline insolvent (from a P&L perspective)

Modric over Pogba for me - I know he's knocking on a bit, but that money for Pogba is insane...

Switch Ramires out for a decent CM and I will be happy. As much as I love Ramy - he's an impact sub and not good enough to start.

Let's hope he uses these abilities against defenders

Lol I love this thread Whenever I'm feeling pissed off - I nip in here, look at the suggestions on how we will sign Pogba and suddenly my day feels a lot better Kudos to all of you guys posting, there's thinking inside the box, outside the box and then the Pogba thread :)

He would be amazing - but I just don't see us getting him I really hope I'm wrong

Absolutely - fucking - spot on !!!! I wholeheartedly agree If Cuadrado isn't playing well try Traore - he's fast and physical and I like the look of the lad, yes he might be 'raw' but to polish him up he needs games I'm absolutely fucking sick of Mourinho and his 'favourites' - it's bollocks - we have some great youth players - they should be getting a look in. Cesc playing shit - switch RLC in there. We also have some half decent CB's - we don't need to spend £40 million - we need to let our youth play We have some great talent on the bench and at other clubs they would get games and then become top players - in Chelsea they are sat around doing nothing, loaned and then sold - without ever getting a chance. It's just absolute bollocks. I don't mind missing out on CL this season if we go with the kids and form a nice backbone for the future.

Bored of this and bored of our pathetic attempts in this transfer window I don't care what anybody says - this guy is not worth 40 million I also think our whole window has been poor We just cannot move out the dead wood and there is zero sign of integrating youth. Now we are essentially panic buying - how sad

Jesus calm down everybody - we all get that nobody is pleased about our start to the season Luckily for us a season is played over 38 games - not 2. Chill out a little and stop fighting each other

Has this become a 'must win' match?

Unfortunately - yes

Now the late great Bobby Robson was a total top bloke. I could listen to his interviews for hours. A genuine bloke that wished everybody well. He coined the 'daft as a brush' moniker for Gazza - and you could see the players liked and loved the bloke. I love that Jose is a winner - I hate that he is a whinger... It would be great to have some middle ground - but life doesn't work like that. A bigger man than Mourinho would stand up and apologise to the medical team - put it down to stress and make sure all of them are on the bench on Sunday laughing and joking! THAT is the way to kill this story! Will Mou do that? Will he fuck and that is why this will rumble on all season...

Any social medi policy will also be backed by a 'media' policy - I cannot believe that making disparaging remarks about any Chelsea FC employee in Public would be tolerated. That's my issue - Mourinho was being a childish idiot and crossed the line - he could have said nothing... Or hidden behind its not the clubs policy to publicly talk about staff members Yada yada... But no, he crossed the line and then what had followed is absolutely fucking farcical I hope maybe the media realigns itself tomorrow and focuses on those huge explosions in China - it looked awful and I hope people were not killed, but looking at the explosion it seems inevitable. This event puts this and everything related to football into context It's been a series of stupid actions, culminating in a circus show - but ultimately a show - whilst the 'real' tragedy of life continues unabated. Sadly this has all of the hallmarks of Mou's previous tenure and we know how that ended - they say lightning never strikes the same place twice and thst history repeats itself - one of those statements is incorrect, the other is.... I will leave it to you to draw your own conclusions....

I place about as much belief in contracts as I do in the Bible, Scriptures or any other written form of communication just meaningless mate, people sign them all the time. How do you know Mou's new contract doesn't have a clause whereby no compensation will be paid if he is dismissed? You are right though - we don't know what's going on behind the scenes - but there IS something. Mou does not look happy and is bitching and whining about anything - Costa is fucked again and it's suddenly looking like a long hard season. I guess it all started with the Cech deal and there's probably been some fallout from that. The problem with Mou is that he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut - and that will be his undoing again. Yes - he is a great manager - but if he cannot work 'with' the club - then he will be gone - it's that simple... I dont want a new manager - but part of me is already getting ready for the inevitable. Stuff like Eva will be used against him in the future - rightly or wrongly

I'm sorry but Jose is being absolute prick None of this shit should have happened in Public. Jose should have kept his mouth shut to the press - if he had done that instead of whining and making up excuses, Eva wouldn't have gone on FB and this shit would have been a non-event. I don't see Mourinho at Chelsea for much longer IMHO - it's been a great roller coaster again - but the lack of summer signings to me hint at problems down the line. Now he's blaming everyone around him. Our goalie made a mistake - we escaped with a point - there should be no drama. I'm fast becoming sick of the Chelsea circus - yes the press have an agenda - but fuck me we do make it easy for them to spit out headlines continually about us. Save the talking for on the pitch

That's the thing people forget - the 'marketing brainwash' of people today is immense! Unless it is this product - you are a loser... Blah blah Same with Football and players - without this player you won't win anything blah blah What people fail to realise is that there are 11 players on the pitch - I don't care who you are - you can't beat another team on your own, it's a collective effort. If you put Messi into Everton - would they win the league? Nope! Because the sum of the other parts is not great enough... That UTD squad on paper looked shit - but the players knew their roles, knew what to do and did it. You cannot ask for more than that. Sure we need a couple of players - what team doesn't? It's always the same - you always want more The trouble with bringing in players constantly is that you lose that well regimented structure to the team - that should not be underestimated. Is MOURINHO the best manager - who knows? He's good at what he does, but he's only human and can't be the best at everything. But one thing is for sure - he is a winner and fucking hates loosing - that's good enough for me!

Battling for the Title Then I read the pre-season threads and now fully expect us to get relegated - without scoring a goal all season