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Mourinho = Captain of the Titanic That is all....

Mate - c'mon please We have been shit since Jan and getting worse every game. Please at least tell me you agree with that statement? We are one dimensionsal and have now been found out by numerous teams and managers. The managers job is to change things. At the minute Jose is like the captain of the Titanic and it's fucking frustrating. I just don't see him sticking around.

Yeah - I only have one TV stream - Jose has Pro-Zone and tons of stats If I can see with my 1 TV that Ivanovic is shit, Jose can certainly see it. But he's the special one and doesn't change. I don't want to be Chelsea manager - I'm happy being a fan. However - I do expect more than I am getting from the team and the manager. I swear we played better football under the Fat Spanish Waiter. That's how sad it is now. You can disagree with me all you like - but take a look at the table mate - that doesn't lie

Why would they want him sacked? Is it because: - He never picks on form - He only wants players to defend - he cannot integrate youth - He doesn't take any criticism - It's always everyone else's fault - He bullies the medical team I hope the players succeed 3-1 now!

Wow 13 corners = No chances Our ability to cross any type of decent ball is non existant We won't make Top4 on this form

I think Jose will be gone before Remy mate And after today - I will be glad He is such a fucking bellend - playing Ivanovic - he deserves the sack for that level of stupidity

Our team Shape is soooooooo fucking poor Compared to a shit Everton team - they are light years ahead in shape and movement I'm sorry but Jose needs to up his game - teams have worked out how to defeat him easily Our one trick 'little horse' is now in the fucking knackers yard!!

What a surprise Ivanovic throwing himself to the floor They attack down his side and nearly score I will repeat again FUCK OFF IVANOVIC Mourinho you are one stubborn Cunt!

Costa just shoot - you're a fucking striker

Just sub Ivanovic off and the team will be instantly better Taking Pedro off - brilliant - what a fucking mug

Fucks sake Kenedy has been useless

Ivanovic just FUCK OFF

Next goal is crucial

That was then, this is now - things change, players age We have been shit since January - there's no escaping that We've been declining consistently - culminating in this shower of shite! Our defence is a shambles, no attacking shape - now we are doing back passes... Unbelievable - embarrassing

Kenedy hat-trick

Yeah and this team is not capable of scoring 6!!! Are you watching this game or a game from 2 years ago This is absolute fucking garbage

Surprise - Gareth Barry injuring someone

Ivanovic being bossed by Naismith He's just so fucking useless lately

Wow Matic!!

Lol I can't believe how unbothered about this I am - I just now expect this level of abject performance What's the definition of insanity Repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different results I'm sorry but our manager is a complete fucking idiot and maybe he will be gone soon - I will have few regrets as he has had chances to change things and is refusing to do so. That's the sign of a bad manager...

I'm not sure that's gonna happen - I just wish he would be a bit more flexible in his approach. Maybe Roman went down to Cobham to remind him to focus on attacking shape and that there's a ton of talent languishing in the Acadamy... I hope so anyway

Sky Sports reporting that LvG has lost the United dressing room?

That's a bit harsh... I think Costa is probably Top 10 - but if someone else thinks he's Top 2, then what's the problem? It's like comparing dog shit to cow shit - at the end of the day they're both shit and there's no prizes here! A striker is only as good as his last game in the modern world and by those standards Diego's having a bit of a mare, but it's a long season and once we start playing well he will start scoring. Yes his antics are frustrating, but we knew that when he came and can't complain too much now. It's like buying a Ferrari and complaining it only does 10mpg...

Way too radical dude - they'd never go for it

I'm not so sure it can be classified as sexist - as both a male and female doctor have been suspended. The trouble is Mourinho has backed himself into a stupid corner here and lost a lot of respect - it looks largely from the players, who are just not interested at the moment. FML - what a complete and utter shitty start to the season