Azpinator

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

An earthquake hit my hometown in early February, and I'm just glad that I survived. There are much more important things in life than football.

I truly want to be patient as it is a logical trajectory for the team to gradually adopt the coach's ideas. On the other hand, life sucks too much for me to be arsed about all of this. I watch Chelsea to escape this depressing life only to feel even more depressed.

I truly want to be patient as it is a logical trajectory for the team to gradually adopt the coach's ideas. On the other hand, life sucks too much for me to be arsed about all of this. I watch Chelsea to escape this depressing life only to feel even more depressed.

Watched the full video linked by @Vesper. Of the 100 goals shown on the video I'd classify 35-40 as tap-ins, almost all of the others were actually quite well taken goals.
And the thing with tap-ins is that more often than not the goal is just as much a result of an intelligent and well-timed run being made by the forward as it is about the quality of the final pass. Can't even begin to count the number of times I've been frustrated over the last few seasons when for example James has played a really high quality horizontal pass to the five yard line but there's not a blue shirted player in sight who could put it in because the likes of Pulisic, Werner, Mount etc. are still just making their way inside the box.
While our chance creation may not be as high as City's it's by no means bad. Sterling should get plenty of chances and he will score plenty more than the likes of Pulisic and Ziyech at the very fucking least.

The fuck did I just read?

Don't count. The assists were from corners and goals against bottom half clubs. 

All of Havertz goals and assists in the league this season bar one have been against teams 14th or lower, are we using the same basis of argument against him too?
Or should we all just have a bit of trust in Tuchel that clearly both are part of what he'd view as his strongest XI?
Both are young players with what we hope are their best prime years in front of them playing in Chelsea shirts and are both improving on last seasons numbers. 
The Lukaku experiment this season I think has proven that we're very much a team where the unit as a whole are a greater sum than its individual parts and we need to be looking at 3, 4, 5 players chipping in with 10+ goals a season as opposed to one pushing 20 goals a season. 
In Mount and Havertz we have two and we need to find a couple more either from within or through the market in the summer.

Just turned 23 not too long ago. This season he already has 10 goals and 13 assists in all comps. Have a seat.

It's really impressive that you could type and submit that post using just your ass cheeks.

He's worked so hard for 9 years. RB, LB, RCB, CB, and RWB.
What an inspiration, what a legend.

The FA cup was stolen once.
Since then they make replicas.

Kinda funny to see people praise Azpi now after abusing (not criticizing) him a lot previously.

Quoting Oasis lyrics to mock Man City and the Gallaghers. Great trolling from the club's twitter admin. 😂

Such a lovely feeling!!! And was nice to go into the final without pressure.. obviously pressure to win but 4th had been done..we werent favourites by many sooooo.
Booom we went!!! Shame no trophy parade 

It was few months before the 2012 CL I joined TC. I just started my career after finishing the studies back then. A lot of things happened since, personally and professionally..
During these times I dreamed of the day Chelsea coming to India for a friendly as they promised (which didn't happen by the way), but then I got the oppurtunity to see couple of our pre season friendlies in Singapore. Then two years before I travelled to UK for work and I finally visited Stamford Bridge, watched two Champions League matches.
While I was at the bridge I couldnt belive it is the same place that I watch every weekend on my television thousands of miles away from London. It was a memory that I'll cherish forever.
I don't intract much in TC like I used to do, but this forum has a special place with me, it has even become my 'Google' page, the website you use to check your internet connection!!
Anyway cheers to all of us for this victory. Where ever you are, we are all connected... KTBFFH 

I’m absolutely delighted for Kante ❤️😍

Just wanted to come on and send my love! 
 
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!! GET IN!!!!!

I agree with everyone saying the lack of drama is probably the most shocking thing over this final and our entire CL run this season as a whole. We've completely outplayed every team we went against and there were no shady referee decisions or VAR calls. It's so unlike us, it's like it's too good to be real.