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People like you are the reason why footballers can't publicly declare they're gay. You're no better than the scum making monkey noises at black players.

Stop crying like a bitch and get over it. I also cringe at some of the shit you post, but I keep my mouth shut because frankly I don't care.

The solution is simple - shower Robbie with gifts and humble apologies, maybe even send Eva in a big surprise cake behind his door, and bring him back.

Me and Leif just have similar interests, it's not like I want to mow his backyard all of a sudden.

Cats are god damn hot How in the world should I know what's rhetorical and what isn't on the internet? And why do you feel concerned? Are you homophobic?

100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

There was this situation yesterday where he was played through on goal by JT with millions of miles clear from the closest defender, but he still managed to flop it. The next time somebody blames the service.... I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Yeah flaccid means fuck all, those sizes vary greatly. But I must tell you we are almost in the same boat with those numbers

The only reason for anyone to consider Torres the scorer is to desperately make him look better than he is. Torres is a wanker and he deserves no credit for the goal. In fact he was lucky not to block the shot completely like he did the other day.

Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.

Absolutely lackluster performance, boring and uninspired. Luckily we managed to score twice. Nothing more to say about the game.

A new way of attacking would be converting the chances we get, that might make a difference. This current strategy of missing the goal isn't working, but that's just my opinion.

Lampard might have thought: "He knows where I usually shoot, we train together, so he won't expect me to shoot there in such an important game, because he knows that I know that he knows, but I will do just that muahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa". Hart thought: "He will shoot where he usually shoots, because he thinks I won't expect him to do that, because I know that he knows that I know". And that's the story of how the little ball was kept out of the net.

I don't know who, I really don't. I think it would be premature for Roman to leave. I for one am eager to see what happens after this season, I want this nightmare of a season to pass by as fast as it can. If nothing will change in the club's thinking, I might just join the "Roman out" party, but not now.

Actually I would love to see us repeat that kind of success, I don't want us to become one hit wonders, known as the ones who fluked it once. But if we achieved that with Benitez and Torres, I would have very mixed feelings, that's how much they've alienated me. They feel like foreign substance. Torres is wearing the wrong colour, Benitez is wearing the wrong suit. I simply cannot wait for every stain from Liverpool to be washed out.

If he found himself in that position for us, he'd probably run to the flank and try to win a corner/throw-in, which he would fail to do, because he would chest it out of play himself or the defender would simply take it away.

Lately I've found myself not celebrating Chelsea goals. I don't get as excited as I used to waiting for games. In fact I don't concentrate on matches that much anymore, I usually do something else while the game is playing in the background. Does anybody have the same lack of interest lately? I just can't make myself look very interested anymore, I don't know, it's a strange feeling. It should be the opposite considering we just won the Holy Grail, but it isn't, somehow it seems so distant now. I have never been like that before, I just find myself not caring anymore. Does this make me a bad supporter? It probably does.

This piece is shit, the moment I got to the part that says "No, you see in the eyes of Fat Ron and the board, including the demon Abramovich we’re not supporters." After that I only skimmed through it and noticed he called Benitez FSW too. I just can't take anything like that seriously. I wonder if he would have written that had we drawn or won against City. Anyway, I agree with @The only place to be

The mugshot thread is full of Spike's self admiration, start there.

Happy birthday my dear.

Why do some members have a green F?

You can add your exact address too btw

Now I know where y'all live, and now y'all know where I live, so come visit me

He keeps getting worse and worse, didn't think it was possible. Benitez couldn't save him, we've tried all our options. Surely this is the last straw for Roman and co, seeing that not even Rafa can do any miracles? He really is a donkey.

They were nobodies before Mourinho.