OneMoSalah

Gotye ft Kimbra - Someone that I used to know, get it sung Cap!

I ruin everything apart from Scotlands reputation, it is already ruined and beyond repair.

Aye cmon capriccioso get a song on the go!!

Spike mate, don't do it!! He's gonna shave your head and call your Kalou!!

I better get to sleep to get up and go tan every cunt at ping pong tomorrow (yet again, haters gonna hate)

Na Bendter is, well to himself he is the best player in the world, so hes basically the most overrated player in the universe in reality.

SeB nominated me and hasn't voted yet either

Sam Hutchinson assist for the 5th goal.

KALOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Seen this on youtube, catchy tune and everything.

Yours is better than theirs at least Also you didn't sign Justin Bieber so you get plus 396946949693

I have another game tomorrow, jesus, I will be knackered by tomorrow night surely.

That shit cray. I live like not even 5 minutes away from my school.

Mate how long do you have to travel to get to uni, like 538583 days?

Beat Jose's Inter team over 2 legs, I'm going to the final... again.... 2 seasons winning the CL in a row? sounds like it might happen xD WELL JEL?

Yep, well I woke up at like 11.30 yesterday but slept in my bath for like an hour somehow

Lol my Chelsea team just beat Man United 3-0 and then 5-2 in the CL quarter finals HAVE IT FERGIE YA REDNOSED FUCK!

I am just tense because in my PES master league I have 4 defenders and if one gets injured the Bison must be deployed there Also I have just beat Barca again with a threadbare squad. OMG ME = JOSE PT 2

my head will remain firmly super glued to my neck if he does so he can try all his bitch ass wants! I will not be defeated. (IF YOUR COMMENT WAS AIMED AT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF NOT I AM SORRY WHS PLZ DNT KILL ME)

Yeah I usually go to sleep about 4-4.30ish cause my sleeping patterns fucked.

Too stressed to look, playing PES only have 2 CB's (JT & Carvalho) 2 FBS (Cole & Branna).... Y U NO SIGN MICAH RICHARDS U CUNT!?!?!??!

I'll eat a motherfucking bat if elected. Have it.

Ffs Cap I stick up for you and then you drop that bombshell jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuus christ do you want help or not!?!?!?!

I got yo bitch

Bashing PES right now, Micah Richards and Mario Balotelli why u no come to Chelsea ?

Imagine if we'd kept Ballack in 2010, him and Mikel in the double pivot would work 100 percent. FACT. Don't care how old Ballack would be, he has an amazing range of passing and is great at defending as well as attacking. Lampard is far too forward thinking for the double pivot.