OneMoSalah

Sign Moses, he can be a super sub along with Marin. Offers speed and strength in abundance.

Hahaha, if I was him I would of spanked her more than once, she looks hot.

Can't see it, just comes up as a square with stupid shapes in it

We need to try and press Brighton, I read somewhere that they like to get the ball down and play similar to what we have tried to do (and failed quite dramatically so far) so pressing is a must. Also I read that AVB put electrodes on our players feet during training to make them run faster or something, even though it was the sun that reported it I wouldn't be surprised. Sounds like something that would be done in Spain or Portugal. It was used to see how much pressure they put on their feet and measure their fastest speeds etc.

Dont visit any other forums because I'm a loyal cunt

Get a Scottish bodyguard/me. You can pay for my expenses though and then my wages. I will kick the mother fuckas in zee ass. Well I won't I'll just leech your money and abandon you

Helll no, were like the worst team in the second division hahaha, teams mostly full of 16, 17 year olds a few oldies and a few other guys. We've not won this season, thats how bad we are. Hhaahahahhahaha. Tanned everyone at 5's well it was more like 4's but still, ultra defensive football ftw. Scored 3 goals then sat kicking the ball side to side hahaha

If I was Simon Cowell I would have asked you to leave the stage by now Na your truly an inspiration, when I grow up I wanna be like Naked Mole Rat.

He was great at finishing tbh, all he needed was to not trip over the ball.

Hahaha if I was that guy I would of hit Bush. He clearly no-scoped him.

Ok no-one cheer me up and make me laugh, fuck you guys I'm going home. oooh shit wait...

Its ok everyone wants shot of Mikel and Essien anyway...

Just back from a league game and then 5 a sides, fucking knackered. Someone make me laugh

trololololololol

I don't know hahaha but I have to go, see you guys later

You not heard Jay Z and Kayne West - N***** in Paris?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7959627/Mourinho-Sahin-can-leave What happened to Sahin being the future TMO?

I was joking anyway, I'm used to it

Fuck the system, go for it mate! Fuck your neighbours

Just seen Jeremy Kyle on the tele, some 16 year old (who surprisingly isn't Scottish either) is trying to find out if hes going a father for the third time. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Gotye ft Kimbra - Someone that I used to know, get it sung Cap!

I ruin everything apart from Scotlands reputation, it is already ruined and beyond repair.

Aye cmon capriccioso get a song on the go!!

Spike mate, don't do it!! He's gonna shave your head and call your Kalou!!