OneMoSalah

What do you mean haha? You go to college for 2-4 years (depends if its 2 at college 2 on sight or just 4 at college) and get that payed for you. Also say if its in Aberdeen and your not from Aberdeen, they would pay your accommodation. I think they pay you too, each year it gradually increases though. Its hard to get one though because atm there isn't much jobs or that going and they normally take on 17/18 year olds on much more than say 16 year olds.

16 mate! you can get apprenticeships when your 16 and upwards up here.

I've been derailing threads since 2011.

oh you didn't..... anyway I need to sleeeeeeeep so I can get up early and go pump iron/play ping pong (yes i play ping pong for a laugh, haters gonna hate)

I was going to leave school this summer but I couldn't find an apprenticeship and I'm deciding to do one more year.

I've still got holidays so I am ok until August 14th. Anyway I've got to get my timetable sorted out. Only got 5 subjects this year but I've got to get rid of Geography for Electronics and try get PE off it too, fucking hate the written work. The practical is piss easy but the writing is a pain in the cunt.

its like 4:12 am right now in the UK, I have to strain all my muscles to be up and engage in convos with them too

As long as their is free high definition porn, we won't need porn forums.

Maybe me, cap, spike and konohas should be the lethal rectangle of doom because we do often talk pages of shite when we are all on. Especially in the Aussie thread. Still good banter though

Who is the love triangle?!?! Cap Manpe and Spike?

Deep lying playmaker isn't the problem, the actual defensive midfielder is imo. Not that Mikel isn't good enough just for playing open attacking football we need a more mobile player who actually is more effective at tackling and interceptions than Mikel is. Maybe Sahin could be deployed next to Mikel or whoever plays the more defensive role but I can see Lamps doing that next season and then if his contracts renewed maybe the season after?

Funny pictures of Drogba, didn't you not post one in another thread? or was that someone else

Manpe won't be too happy, he didn't like my non participating attitude either.

How many of them things do you have ?!?!

I think Lille are year, unsure thought might want to double check

I am like 70 odd kilos I think, I am 11 and a half stone. Pure muscle though

I remember we were linked with him at one point a few years back, I think we had Ashley still though so it was probably a false rumor. His goal vs France will be remembered all my life. What a goal.

Applied to join the league, does it accept me automatically or does someone have to do it?

I don't think Podolski is all great at club level tbh. Great in the Germany team because well look at the players in it, maybe he will improve at Arsenal but I doubt it. Giroud is average, yes, not too long ago Celtic wanted him. (YES CELTIC FC OF SCOTLAND JESUS HE MUST BE SHIT) Should we hijack it and have Mata and Cazorla pulling the strings, why the fuck not, even though we have like 594684868464 different attacking midfielders. Fuck Arsenal.

No I don't know how to. Its another thing I don't understand WTF is it? Also I don't understand why Kanye West makes a fucking big deal about himself, hes an utter fucknugget. Nobody likes him because he thinks he is the fucking boy also hes got one huge fucking fat head as well. Looks like someone has taken action man and glued a tin of beans on to its neck. His head is that big that if him and Kim were to do a sex tape, his head wouldn't even fully fit on camera. Fat headed cunt. / RANT OVER Still he makes some awesome music but I'd totally love to box fuck out of him, fucking gimp.

Its because Justin Bieber insults your version of the song with his "balls glued to his chin" high pitched voice. Yours > Justins. AAF <3

what you be 15 jesus I thought I was the youngest fucker on this.

Get back on your computer, fucking using excuses Manpe, poor show

I seen similar videos in 1st and 3rd year from RE. Still more to the point how the fuck is religion and animal rights related...... I laughed at one of the videos we were shown as a chicken got that fat its legs literally snapped pmsl. Excuse my humor I'm Scottish.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE MORE HIGHER PITCH SIGNING HAHAHAHAHHA U ARE A LEGEND SIR.