OneMoSalah

What?!?!!?!1?!?!?! There is excitement when you play darts? The "professionals" don't show that they just look dire as fuck 24/7

Think both teams are slightly out of reach, just slightly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

Voted for manpe due to his amazing vocalist skills, honestly listen to him singing Justin Bieber..... omg Na his singing is awful don't listen to it !!!!!

I don't try to build muscle to attract women I to try and enhance how I play in football by having a bit of upper body strength. Right enough I'm not anywhere near big yet but I want to be a bit bigger so I can just be better using my upper body to hold the ball up etc .I play in a local league and I sometimes get pushed about by big cunts so I want to stop that happening, because they aren't even built most of them are just 17-20 stone beasts who hack fuck out of you! Anyway I don't understand why people people seem to class darts as a sport, how the fuck can it be a sport? All your doing is throwing a needle at a board basically.

:( :( :( I might have to consider emigrating/moving the sun so we have the same timezones

Still its hard for me without you Aussies and Manpe... wherever he may be

If he goes to QPR he better get used to losing.

Its harder to bring in players between 25-29 relatively cheap because the fees for younger players these days are insane. I agree we need more players that are about to hit their best footballing years to make more of an impact rather than the youngsters but clubs like Porto and Napoli for instance are going to charge us too much for players like Cavani and Hulk... Oh and Cap your on, I've missed you no homo......

Anybody watching/watched that Wilfred thing on BBC3? Aussie comedy, quite good.

Weather was class today, for once. Long may it stay.

Julio Cesar? Great shout. The fact is, on his day he is probably equal to or even better than Petr Cech. Unsure whether he'd sit on the bench for us though.

Is there even proof Moses can play as a ST? I remember him on both wings for Wigan last season and that was it. Di Santo was up front for Wigan last year.

Mascharano used to be a pure beast but then Guardiola turned him into a shite cunt.

Chanturia is going to be class. Thank fuck we have first dibs on him

Did he? We've already had Crepso here we shouldn't sign him again... Fletcher/Lewandowski/Ryan Davidson they should be the main targets

I know, I was referring to the point that she is uglier than the average ugly Scot.

As I said above, I sing like a cat being impaled with a fork. Also Susan Boyle isn't Scottish, I know we look quite bad but NOT THAT BAD.

I don't have a mic anyway, so I have saved yous all. I am fucking awful. I sing like a cat being impaled with a fork.

OH DUDE YOU GOT HATERZ!!!!! I had to turn it off I is sorry, my ears near died I wouldn't do this because I'm Scottish and you don't wanna hear me try and sign lmfao What is with the noise at the start of the Justin Bieber one hahahahahhahahahahaha

He plays for Anzi now..

I don't look at the keyboard, I find it easier to look at what I'm meant to be typing on the screen. I also agree that if it was proper sentences it would also be a bit easier rather than "sound school get me me we sound and and we don't" bla bla bla gibberish.

too good, too good.

Cap if you and De Gea aren't friends again by the time I come back from the gym I'm gonna superman that hoe? Soulja boooooooooy lyrics ftw.