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OneMoSalah

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  1. Lol Akinfenwa should be playing American football or should be a boxer.
  2. Same with Bosingwa? Wages couldn't cover tweezers?
  3. Can't beat a bit of Eminem and Dr Dre tbh. Only really listen to them rappers lol. Don't see what all the fuss about Tupac was either, hate listening to his songs (haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate ). Kanye is too rich and famous for his own good, if people weren't so "frightened" of "who he is" I'm sure somebody would have pegged him down a few levels by now.
  4. Why Eminem and Dr Dre were standing next to a burning down house with a can full a gas and a hand full of matches and they still weren't find out..
  5. Kanye West would be a nobody were it not for autotune. Also what is up with the size of his fucking head, its like a massive pentagon. Also what does he actually rap about half the time apart from 50 grand and owning bitches? Honestly I would dropkick him in to an industrial machine. Hes such a cunt lol.
  6. I am going to be honest here, your high notes sound like your cooking a dog alive and its screaming its cooked ass off.
  7. No not at typing, I don't need to record a song to beat you You suck (I AM KIDDING, JUST PLAY ALONG SO I LOOK COOL)
  8. Fuck you Scottish people can sing, just I can't. But I can do other things, like get over 110 WMP on a keyboard beating Cap at the same time TALENT.
  9. Best loan for Josh would be somewhere in Spain but we all know how fucking stupid the board is to realize that and try strike up a link with a decent enough Spanish team.... unrealistic though still but would be better than the Championship/PL imo.
  10. I feel bad watching that now, how the fuck did we bottle that game. FUCKING SHITE REF GAVE 2 PENATLIES BUT STILL WE BOTTLED IT FOR THE THIRD FUCKING GOAL EHWTU3JHYTU32H5RHI921HB5HI0IB5RJIO3TH32T3HBTG
  11. She looks like she'd know a few advanced Karma Sutra positions..... because shes flexible....
  12. I thought De Gea couldn't handle anything without dropping it though?
  13. You should be feeling like eating a stolen donut too mate Well you should... but you probably aren't.
  14. Compare with an awesome Barca player? What shit have you been smoking They only win and look awesome because Michel Platini is their ambassador basically. I AM JOKING BTW OMG SERIOUSLY U GUYS
  15. Should be tired, aint tired enough to fall asleep. Shiiiiiiit.
  16. Mate I don't need to record a song (well basically I am a shit singer, I try to sing songs then throw fuck arse cunt dick etc in randomly and lose the point of singing) FUCK THE SYSTEM.
  17. The Torres argument is pointless, he scored goals under AVB in consecutive games (then got sent off for a needless challenge) then scored again and disappeared into every defenders back pocket. Be reasonable. 12 goals in a season for a striker of his supposed "quality" is a poor return anyway. Play Danny there and play everything in behind for him, he will score. Also ask Micah Richards to help turn Danny into a fucking tank too would help. AVBs philosophy suited Torres more than Robbies anyway, because AVB wanted to play similar to Spain and create dozens of chances.
  18. Nonsensical theories, check you out Albert Einstein. Pity you couldn't sing better than him either though.
  19. Celebrity deathmatch on VIVA yass!! Bam Margera vs Tony Hawks lmfao
  20. Manpe you just want more competitors to get a lower score than you, despite it being virtually impossible. LOL
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