Spike

McEachran has always been at Chelsea. Not many players can say that they made for their very first club. Even Terry started at another club Senrab, which sadly lead to West Ham. Imagine if Hutchinson wasn't so unlucky with injuries, right now we would have three players (McEahran, Chalobah and Hutchinson) that were not signed from another club and had always been at Chelsea. Not many top clubs could say that. If you understand what I'm saying, it doesn't make to much sense read back.

I told you lot this guy is a hack and is a proper cunt. The only player I'd feel hard done by losing us Griezmann.

It's quit simple really: he played well against Chelsea so the collective grew a hard on. It always happens; like when Falcao scored that hat trick, sure people wanted him beforehand but afterwards is when the circle jerk really begain.

You do realise it was a joke? I don't really care what he does with his life. He can go shag Bridge's ex-girlfriend for all I care.

What do you mean face it? What do you mean I'm missing the point? You think I'm in denial don't you? For starters, I never said that the players are above criticism. So that's come out of nowhere. Secondly, I consider shite and a slump to be pretty fucking different. QPR is shite because they are just a terrible team, Chelsea is in a slump. Different. Thirdly, I'm not content with the team's form, but I can appreciate the fact that this is a young team that has been missing it's leaders. I can also appreciate the fact that the team is playing better football than last season. Lastly, 3 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw is a pretty fucking decent record. It's not the most ideal, but it's better than most teams in England. The team has been playing scrappy, but the perfomance doesn't matter, the result does. I'm not trying to offend you or insult you that's not my intention but I am not in the mood for a bullshit internet debate so don't bother quoting me because I won't reply.

His contract expires at the end of next season (I think...don't quote me on that) and I read somewhere that the board came to the conclusion that Villa is expendable. Of course expendable does not equate to transfer listed but I'm just a hopeful bastard rambling to make himself feel better. He costed them quite a lot and has large wages, they could be looking to recoup some of that and focus on youth prospects like Cuenca and Tello. Yep he signed a 4 year contract in 2010. So his contract ends at the end of next season. I doubt they'll resign him and his resale value is higher right now that it will be.

Thankyou, but I'm just the deliver boy...I heard it years ago.

Sometime you have to mix in the old with the new. Look at Arsenal's project from a decade years ago, they sold all their experienced veterans and replaced them with boys. They played good football but they were weak mentally and lacked leadership and experience. I'd hate for Chelsea to turn into that team; the most talented group of players in the league but are too hot and cold to mount any title challenges. Some of you might think "Shut the fuck up, Spike. We aren't those Gooner fucks" but if the club isn't careful it could do that unfortunate road. Don't forget that one Italian player (I forget his name...) was signed when he was 30. I think he was voted Chelsea's greatest ever player...but everything gets lost in time...maybe this guy didn't even exist in the first place.

I sincerely laughed. I think this may be the greatest analogy regarding Torres' time at Chelsea ever.

I haven't seen Lamps and JT start together for a while. I'm having withdrawls.

If guns don't kill people, people do, then do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Atletico Madrid may love Fernando Torres, but to believe they would just straight up take a swap with no cash is insane. They aren't stupid, they know that Falcao is better than Torres and to sanction this deal would be the worst piece of transfer business in the world. And not to mention the fact that Torres earns more than Falcao..

If you consider this shite, I wonder what teams like Soton and Reading are classified as. It's a good thing you don't suppor those teams otherwise you'd might have jumped off the nearest cliff by now.

I hate his team.

I brain bleeds when people say Hazard/Mata/Oscar/Anyone will leave when Barça or Madrid come knocking. Lampard wasn't sold to Inter. Ashley Cole wasn't sold to Real Madrid. Essien wasn't sold to AC Milan. Drogba wasn't sold the 3937483254769824 times he was linked to another club. Terry wasn't sold to Manchester City. Since when did Chelsea sell it's most important players?

Am I the only one that considers high possession football to be highly defensive? I mean one of the main aspects is to refuse the other team the ball, through neat and tidy passing and aggressive pressing. That sounds pretty defensive to Spike. It's a paradox that one of the most attacking styles is also one of the most defensive.

Well...he is fast as all hell and on his day he can be more than a handful. If he can suceed as a CF I don't see why not.

It's hardly terrible for a striker, I agree with that fully but it's hugely terrible for £50 Million and £180, 000 per week. How much he cost doesn't bother me half as much as he earning.

I'm not claiming that you should be quiet, I don't give a fuck what you say or do, that's your business. I'm just saying that others, are in a different position. Besides, the club is more successful now that in any other decade in the clubs history. Maybe save for the 00s, but they were very recent. If everything is relative than relativity itself is relative. Subjective and objective reality are inclusive.

I hate gambling and I hate Tom Waterhouse and his fucking family. The Aussies and maybe a few Kiwis will understand why I hate Tom Cunt Waterhouse.

So what if it has been for quite some time? The club wasn't challenging for trophies for an even longer time. Just because it's happening now and has for a handful of years doesn't mean that it wasn't dreamt of in the 106 years the club has been around. You'd be amazed if were watching in the 80s and Chelsea were a couple of points above being relegated to Division Three and a inch away from bank ruptcy. I wasn't around then, but it's quite a turnaround to go from The Bottom of the English Second Divison to Champions of Europe.

Here comes the Moses bandwagon and I've got a first class ticket.

A creative attacking mentality, regular Champions League football, challenging for trophies. I may be wrong but I believe that there were Chelsea supporters before 2003 and I think they dreamed of this sort of success.

Yes and they see even more. They get to see the training ground, the team meetings, the tactical briefings, the interactions between players, the player's fitness levels, the players injuries, the player's mental wellbeing, the player's personalities. If I'm missing something, feel free to add to the list.

I've said it before but Torres is inclusive to everything. Hazard had a good game? Well he certainly played better than Torres. Luiz had a bad game? He was even more worse than Torres! Girlfriend broke up with you? Well at least Torres scored.