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I think it is time to turn Stamford Bridge back into a fortress. Twattenham are dead. Will Ivan be out for this game? If so I think Luiz should play at Fullback. People say he should be a CDM, I think he should be a RB, seeing as he basically plays like one when he plays at CB. ------------Cech Luiz - Cahill - JT - Cole -----Lamps - Ramires Sturridge - Mata - Kalou -----------Drogba

Add Yaya Touré to that list.

http://www.vice.com/...s-celtic-part-1 Celtic 4 Lyfe Bruv But in all seriousness it is a hard thing to understand. And we do get mentioned in Part 2.

So Chelsea, Manchester City and PSG aren't intelligent?

Ba is a poacher. Torres is a poacher. Terrible. Terrible Also I regret saying that I find Cavani creepy.

You fancy some Belgian chocolate, eh? More Belgians are welcome though.

Nah...you shouldn't think like that about Ligue 1.

Yeah, I'm sure he can name every player on the team that won the Champion's League (European Cup) in '92. I think Neymar will do well but not great. Better than Robinho but much worse than Kaka, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo.

Cuenca and Tello will be better than Neymar by 2014. Neymar is an idiot really, why not join a team that he would walk into? Why are all these younger players wanking over Barcelona and Real Madrid? What is wrong with clubs like Juventus, AC Milan, Inter Milanl, Munich, Dortmund and Valencia? These are the questions that don't keep me up at night.

"Victoria, what does lose on agagate mean?" - Dave Becks

We always win if I fall asleep during the 2nd half. Accidently of course.

Nothing wrong with braces, man. I rather have braces than the crooked smile I have now.

I never said I cared or 'gave a fuck'; I said he creeps me out. Stop putting words in my mouth. In this photo he looks like a normal guy. But when he plays he has a crazy look on his face that I find quite creepy sometimes. Probably why he scores so many goals; he scares the hell out of the defenders. Everyone just forget about, everyone is taking a joke so damn seriously. Let's move on, okay? Orange why are you so damn aggressive, anyway?

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out. Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

I have never seen him play. What type of MF was he?

What about Monaco? Their very exsistence is in question.

Sounds like the lads are stuck in.

Benzema would be ideal methinks. But I voted for Higuian. I like GH because he relies on pure technique and positioning rather than physical attributes. I can't stand looking at Cavani. He creeps me out.

Lamps shouldn't take all the blame. If AVB had handled the situation with more finesse perhaps Lamps would have been happy to take a backseat role.

I liked your post, but you have to admit every big club gets fans like that. It is just that Liverpool has the most. But of course, you were making a tongue in cheek joke, right?

Why does it bother me that I think this post is directed towards me? I wasn't judging other fans, I was merely recalling what I remember. Every fan had their opinions during André's dismissal and some were very knee jerk and emotional. I think if people stopped and thought they wouldn't have said those things about Lampard. Sure he deserved criticism for what he did, but he didn't deserve to vilified by so many Chelsea fans.

Bloody Bayern Munich. Pure entertainment.

As I stated in my previous post, my internet has been capped. Meanging it runs at ~5% maximum speed.

If Di Matteo plays his cards right, Torres may just have a shiney FA Cup Medal around his neck.

I'm just glad I was not one of the many fans that turned on him and vilified him as quickly as they did. A lot of people just went nuts, it is kind of shameful that we can turn on our own players like that.