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Yep, this further proves my claim that this is just like Primary School and to a lesser extent High School.

He is fine. Visiting relatives in India and he has a new job at fast food joint.

You didn't answer my question. Where did I disrespect or downgrade our legends? Where? I can't see it written anywhere on these forums and damn website. You know why I can't read it? Because it wasn't written. You're pulling things out of your arse. Go troll someone else, I'm sick of your bullshit.

Okay, Captain Deluded when did I write that Drogba's achievements should be forgotten? Where did I write that? Please tell me, because I can't seem to read it anywhere.

Toronto Chelsea is not disrespecting Drogba just discrediting. The word respect is thrown around too much.

People who rate Gigi Buffon so highly are wearing retro glasses.

I'd rather Dortmund win again, but I do love watching Bayern screw up.

If Bayern screw up later on in the season I can see Schalke stealing the Bundesliga.

Starts (10) Wigan (away) off 63mins Reading (home) Newcastle (home) QPR (away) Juventus (home) Stoke (home) off 61mins Arsenal (away) Norwich (home) Tottenham (away) off 89 mins Manchester United (home) off 81mins Subs (4) Wolves (home) on 77 mins Norsjaelland (away) on 64 mins Shaktar (away) on 17 mins Manchester United (home) on 54mins Assists (7) Pass to Ivanovic (Wigan away) Pass to Cahill (Reading home) Layoff to Ivanovic (Reading home) Backheel to Torres (Newcastle home) Short pass to Oscar (Juventus Home) Through ball to Mata (Tottenham away) Through ball to Ramires (Manchester United home) Goals (3) Penalty against Newcastle home (won by Torres) One one with the Keeper against Norwich home (pass from Mata) Penalty against Manchester United home (won by Ramires) Penalties won (2) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Wigan away) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Reading home) He seems to like Stamford Bridge.

I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?

Why even bother writing an article when SeB is just going write a superior one? Future manager of France, you heard it here first folks.

Leeds United has the ugliest team crest I've ever laid eyes on.

I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.

This thread deserves a huge BUMP. Hopefully some notice this thread and watch a piece of history!

The original trilogy (IV, V, VI) was made in the 70s and 80s. And the prequel trilogy was made in the 90s and 00s (I, II, III). Watch them in this order Episode IV A New Hope Episode V The Emperor Strikes Back Episode VI Return of The Jedi Episode I The Phantom Menace Episode II The Clone Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith Of course you could watch them chronologically but where is the fun in that? Personally as a child I loved Star Wars but not so much now. I wager if you were 10 you would love Star Wars.

I love these sort of things. Are there any Spanish speakers that can give the literal translation?

The mod have a fondness for spankings. It's alright if you're into that sort of thing but the cheeks end up a bit red. The mods are a good lot but they are human like the rest of us. So if their Mrs is giving them a hard time, the might be more likely to pull the banhammer out! @, mate I've been trying real hard to get some of this fabled 'Irn Bru' but it's hard. I've been on their website in the last ten or so minutes and they've got a great sense of humour.

They are not my rules and I'm not enforcing them, I'm just giving a heads up. I've broken them more than once mind you however following them is a healthy alternative to ban/suspensions/warnings.

You guys can go nuts with the banter in here: http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/7709-the-pub-discuss-anything/

Get back on topic lads. You don't want the mods cracking down on you! They hold grudges and BluesMaster and Choulo are as cruel and brutal as they are ugly, so watch out. This guy joking or not makes the club look bad and the only thing that could recover PR would be to give him a lifetime ban.

I think it depends on the opposition really. Against a team like ManUtd you want Mikel to start. So the the choice would be between Luiz and Ramires, however Rami has already proven himself against this opposition so for big games it would be Mikel and Ramires. Against 'weaker' team like Soton or West Ham a duo of Luiz and Ramires could be played. They lack the stability of Mikel but they would create a high pressing and very agressive midfield that would win the ball back quickly.

A man chooses a slave obeys.

So the fact your dad beat you up when Chelsea lost makes you more of a fan...I'm glad it's less real for me then. And father like son you hit your son...well I guess that's a shame. Maybe I should just go support my local club...oh wait the town I live in doesn't have a club...I suppose I could support Brisbane Roar but I wasn't born and bred into that club either...I guess no matter who I support I'm just a plastic. Maybe one day when I have children if I hit my son enough he will be born and bred into a club and be a real supporter.

Peter Osgood Jimmy Greaves Kerry Dixon Terry Venables Ray Wilkins Pat Nevin Bobby Tambling David Speedie Dennis Wise Ron Harris Peter Bonetti Andy Townsend David Webb Colin Pates A few off the top of my head. I didn't get to see any of them play, but at least I know of them.