Spike

I was still in reasonable control when we spoke. My friends say I have a sweet spot of drunkeness where I become a charming bastard, but if I drink too much in that state, I turn into a arse. Thankfully drank enought to be a charming man. I did get a bit too drunk later on though.

Nah, it's quite simple. I met a girl and I actually like her for once and I was drunk when I posted it.

He got old. Or he got drunk again, I can't remember.

5 Star skill moves in the FIFA 12.

Maybe he does it to be less predictable.

naah...fuck off. When was the last time a Liverpool player succeeded at Chelsea?

I think he has all the tools necessary to be one of the best. Speed, agility, first touch, finishing, dribbling, passing, he is pretty gosh darn talented.

Yep, I saws that I dids.

Nope, 10 Golazos in 13 appearances.

BECAUSE THIS IS ENGLAND! And English players are gods. They are too good to win the Euros and the World Cup, they pity other teams.

Too many pies was always her problem.

I'd say between £23 million and £28 million would snatch El Shaarawy.

Ahh, I knew this would happen, I just knew. I blame Fernie.

I'm drunk, enamoured and listening to Kendrick Lamar. What am I supposed to do? Complain? Come on, CHELSEA!

I don't care! I've been taken!

COME ON BOYS DO ME PROUD I'M FEELING GREAT

I am enamoured. I am absoultely smitten. I am helpless and vulnerable. I've never met anyone like her. This will start with hapiness but will end in sadness.

Trolling is a subtle art which requires a somewhat basic understanding of manipulaiton. To spread malicious information whilst coming off as trust worthy and sincere. The best trolls, are never even realised to be trolls at all. Whereas, the Bleacher Report is just full of idiots.

A comment from Bleacher report http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1410402-chelsea-transfer-rumors-radamel-falcao-david-villa-marouane-fellaini-and-more Comparing Fellaini to Zidane should be punishable by death. Zidane is a fucking magician; Fellaini is just a bumbling target man.

No I'm on a cocaine bender.

I've never touched alcohol. What's it like?

Good for Inter and Rossi. Hopefully he can get past those knee injuries.

I wonder how many user's will cry when Falcao isn't signed in January?

Get outta here, David.

Happens to Spike quite frequently. Except Spike uses FireFox, like all internet savvy people. It's quite funny though, I've edited this post three times and it's not happened once.