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Just threaten him. I know I would do whatever a Scottish person told me if they threatened me.

Maybe if he was 18 and not 26. But whatevs.

Option three easily. Someoen open a poll.

Essien will probably score the winner in the next El Classico which will result in a massive wankfest over him. ZOMG TEH BISON IS LE BACK! LOLOLLOLOLO!

Well I for one thought he was much better at CB.

Song is brilliant player. I'd welcome him even though he played for that scum team. And by scum team I could mean both Arsenal or Barcelona - cwutididthere?

I actually believe Pep would make a perfect Director of Football.

How you going, Andy?

Tell the guy that started it. Everything I did was in self-defence.

YOU SAID THAT JUVENTUS' RIGHTFUL PLACE WAS TOP OF SERIE A SO WHY HAVEN'T THEY WON EVERY SINGLE YEAR FOR THE PAST 115 YEARS? Oh? You think you're better than me? You think you're too good to debate with me? Well fuck you, you fucking cholo.You've got nothing, you're the embarassment, go home.

I hate that saying: 'form is temporary; class is permanent'. Complete bullshit. Torres is simply a worse player than 4 years ago, his class is not permanent. He will never be that player again and he wasn't that great of a player in the first place.

What kind of argument is that? You've won 28 times and get your facts right in 115 years you've not won the Serie A 87 times. Running up second doesn't mean shit. You're an idiot. For the so called god-tier team which belongs on the top of the table you've failed more times than you've suceeded. You're club is a failure. You should be ashamed and kill yourself. A team is only as talanted as their last game. Inter won their last game, did Juventus?

Are you thick or just blind? Three E U R O P E A N Cups. Trips check 'em. Is the photographic evidence I provided to complicated for your neolithic mind to decipher? But of course mid-table mediocrity and European Champions status pales in comparison to this trophy: Look at Del Piero, I've never seen a bigger smile in all my life, he is absolutely ecstatic over winning the grueling Serie B. Fuck I'd sure rather be winning the Serie B over three European Cups if it makes Del Piero that happy.

I can also post all the photos of Inter being relegated into Serie B. And here they are:

I can post three photos of the European Championship, can you? Not bad for middle table scum.

Dressing up for Halloween doesn't make someone immature. I'm not sure if you celebrate Halloween in Slovenia but it's pretty common to see adults dress up for Halloween and go to dress up parties.

M'Vila is a proper cunt. Disciplinary issues, personal problems and a rotten attitude; he is last player I want here. Not to mention he has been arrested multiple times for domestic violence or something.

Another arrogant Juve fan. No club comes close to Juve's conceited self-entitlement, it literally oozes through the chairman, manager, players and supporters. Bologna's ghost goal? 'It was of no consequence and even if it was scored, Juve still would have won.' Courtesy of the Juve chairman. Stramaccioni? 'Well he is tactically carefree.' Piss off. How many teams have never been relegated from Serie A? Only one.

I'm very pleased that Inter were the one to put Juventus back in their place. Inter for the Scudetto.

1-1? I knew I should not have fallen asleep before full time. Dammit.

Basques that have played outside of Spain César Azpilicueta Bixente Lizarazu Javi Martínez Xabi Alonso Mikel Arteta Didier Deschamps Just a few I can think of.

Because fuck Arsenal and fuck Robin van Rapist, that's why.

I have nightmares over losing out on Aguero. FUCKING HELL WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MENTIONING THAT WE ALMOST SIGNED HIM!? If I were a mod I'd ban everyone that mentions that Chelsea were so close to signing Aguero over Torres.

But Rafa said that it was a FAKT.

I was thinking about it...but nah.