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If people stop talking about Torres he dies.

Some of those question were worded quite terribley. 3/12. Sometimes, I didn't quite understand what they were asking.

This may be up to interpretation but I've never senn Kaká as a midfielder, he has always been a foward in my books. A secondary striker back in his glory days at Milan.

Israel/Judea has existed almost as long as the jews themselves. The jews themselves being the original inhabitants. Buuuut, in saying that they conquered over 2500 years ago and Israel/Judea hasn't really been Jewish since. Besides, what a Jew is has evolved in those years, what once was a country, ethnicity and religion all rolled into one has changed immensly. Since, so much has changed concerning what a Jew is, I don't believe they have the right to the land, but they definfintely were the first inhabitants. I don't agree with what either the Israeli or the Palenstine governments does or plans to do. The are both terrible, reggardless of retaliation, aggression, which side has the most guns, etc. They both do terrible things to eachother and I can't see why people would want to side with one or the other. There is no moral victor, no moral supperiority, just violence.

Verbal and physical abuse! The UK's second favourite past time after drinking tea.

Messi arriving in Saudi Arabia or sonewhere. One of the guards was a moron and while escorting Messi his gun was nonchalantly just pointing to Messi's face.

What the hell has this clown ever done? He can barely even get into the Italian National team and you know how strapped for strikers Italy is. Hell, he can't even get into the Juve team.

AFCON than somewhere. I don't know where but somewhere.

Thanks. What did you apply for?

What if Essien is called up to Ghana?

I'm a big fan of the site That Guy With Glasses, which is most famous for the Nostalgia Crtitic. The Nostalgia Chick has her moments too, but his blew my mind: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/team-nchick/nostalgia-chick/36832-matilda I was a huge fan of Matilda as a child, reading the book and watching the movie several times. So this was quite nice.

Romulu Lukaku is all power, all beast. The very essence of African power and physicality is captured in this anthromorphic incarnation. His left foot so powerful that he doesn't even need a right, he shot is so devastating that he doesn't need a first touch. Finesse, subtlety, flair all mean nothing to the Belgian whose muscles with a single flex make women grow testicles and impregnante men. Power, brutality, power, pace, strength, speed, power, mass, Rolu has it all and more. Even the almighty Heskey is afraid of the Congo Belgian, so afraid that merely being in the same hemisphere as Rolu was too much...hehad to move to Australia. To call Rolu anything besides a demi-god is an insult, he surpasses even the Messiah, Lionel. Where Messiah is sunburnt, Rolu merely laughs whilst staring at the sun. Messiah can not score against Chelsea for everytime he fails, that is why he remains at Barcelona, he is no threat to the Ogliarch. Rolu was bought by Chelsea because the Roman Abramovic feared the demi-god of the Congo...feared his left foot. The biceps, the pecks, the tongue, the dreadlocks, the fear.

Yeah, I heard about that. Quite frightening.

I imagine its an immensely hard thing to organise. It would be kept in Japan for simplicities sake. It's on the middle of the European season, end of South America, middle of Australian, etc. it's just too hard to move around annually. In Sydney for instance where would they play? There's only a few stadiums there and only one that's worthwhile and then they clash with the two Sydney clubs.

The J-League is pretty popular over there. Second only to baseball. Pokemon is bigger than Jesus.

The CWC is always in Japan. Same time zone as Eastern Auatralia so I'm not complaining.

Goal ratio means nothing if they score five against a team like Bolton. If a striker score 12 goals a season and all 12 goals are winners against strong teams, I'd be happy. Remember Berbatov when he won the golden boot? He scored 20 goals that season but scored something like 9 of them in 2 games.

I like Sneijder but he hasn't been good since the 2010 World Cup. Besides, he really struggles as CM because his defensive output is pathetic. He is a CAM, that is all, he can't play out wide, he can't play deep. When José was at Inter every single player save for Sneijder was expected to put in a massive defensive shift. He was Netherland's best player at the Euros though.

Well, I found some welding googles and I don't do any welding, either. Get with it.

Fuckhead, you're supposed to wear eye protection. An no sunglasses aren't eye protection, you need something like welder's glasses. That's what I used to look at it. Ignorant cunt.

I'd say it was more German arrogance that lost them tournaments in the last decade. "Yar ve vill vin becuz ve arr German." They always go into a tournament with such arrogance, it's strange. The walked into the Italy game thinking they had already won and what happens? Balotelli has the game of his life. Bayern Munich thought they could just stroll past Chelsea "Becuz dist iz our city, our stadium arnd our trophy" and not only that they practically stopped playing after Muller scored that header. The German are efficient and perfect till the stakes are high at the business end of a tournament, then they fuck up magnificently. Kind of like both World Wars.

I quite like Howedes. And he is only going to get better.

He can't be a poor man's Van Persie when he is a completely different type of player...He is more like a Van Nistelrooy.

GOLAZO.com is evil.

I can't see why Roma should keep De Rossi. He is getting older and his price tag will only shrink. Besides, he is on absolutely monsterous wages compared to anyone else in the club. I'm positive that he is the only player earning more than £100,000 p/w.