Spike

I can't post in the Ex Blues forum. I wanted to post something in Joe Cole's topic...

Can't tell if it's sexist or logical.

Johnson is a LW. He is left footed. I just thought I would throw that out there.

I heard about this lad that plays for Swansea, his name is McEachran, I think. 18 years old, plays as CM, Left Footed and very composed. Sign him up, Roman!

Those Great Britain kits are fuuuuuugly.

I think he will poke in a few before it's all said and done. He like Meireles does well in cup competitions, so he could decimate Twattenham.

We could throw in Kalou as a replacement or even Lukaku on loan. If Jovetic has put his injuries firmly behind him who knows what he could do? Imagine a new Baggio...ahhhh.

I have a feeling ol' Sess is a big fish; small pond player. Kind of like Yoann Gourcouff. Besides Sess is turning 28 soon. And everyone should boot up FIFA 12 and have a look at Gaston's picture. It looks nothing like him and I laugh everytime I see it. There are so many bad photos on FIFA 12.

It doesn't matter how many are scored. I would rather have 4 important game changers than 30 'add-ons'. Well, maybe...30 goals would be nice...

Yeah, snorted when I read that. And I never snort. Ever. He looks like a stereotypical Footballer now. Why the hell do they like Mohawks so much?

Ivan scores when he wants to. That is why they are all important...

I like Rangers for the connection with Chelsea. I hate how the connection was seemingly born out of shared hate. I like Celtic, because I fit in with there fans much easier (Catholic, etc). Though saying that I seemingly have only English heritage... I hate Celtic for there circle jerk over the IRA. Terrorists are terrorists and deserve to vilified no matter how noble or how corrupt the cause. Let's just say I hate them both, but would love for them to be in the EPL (or WEPL as I like to call it).

You can't vote for goal of the year yet, anyway.

No, not TalkChelsea player of the season, you silly goose but player of the year on CFC's official website! http://www.chelseafc...,,10268,00.html Vote, you mighty stallions, vote! My personal choice is the Juan and the only Mata. A dribble here and pass there amounts to 10 goals and 15 assists! No player has been more influential the small Mata and he has been playing out on the wing most of the season! Who knows where we would be without our Spanish Maestro. Don't forget Goal of the season too!

If we win, I will scull a beer, then another, then ten more. Then I will do dance and receive a very attractive girlfriend as a prize.

Member number 3424. This is my most fequented stomping grounds. I still havn't passed my Newgrounds post number, though.

He is probably going through a midlife crisis. Take it easy on him guys, he can't help it if his testosterone levels have taken a dive.

Ocampos is number 11.

If Chelsea were to sign Hazard I fear Chelsea would have a sharp decrease in loyal suppporters due simultaneous heart attacks.

One Goal and Two Assists. I think we may have lost without him... A win is a win is a win is a win.

Who was the first member?

You mean a photo of Frank Lampard isn't nice!?

You win....a swift kick to the crotch...or alternatively this lovely photo of Frank Lampard. You decide! Welcome to Shangri La.

Meireles is, I think. He received a Yellow in Lisbon, so if he gets booked at Stamford he is suspended.

The moment the salary cap is lifted I will rejoice, but the AFL and NRL pundits will bitch about it for years. The A-League continues to embarass itself with the Gold Coast United blunder. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/gold-coast-owner-clive-palmer-loses-a-league-licence/story-e6frg7mf-1226285136612 http://www.smh.com.au/sport/a-league/clive-palmers-gold-coast-axed-from-aleague-20120229-1u2ct.html The EPL is almost practically the official Football League of Australia.