Spike

You know you love me. How the fuck could you not? I'm 100% raw masculinity.

Stralia cunt.

Eight new notifications, you cunts must love me. Drunk again.

Well, that's just like your opinion man.

I never said he would, in fact I said the opposite. Got to bed, you're drunk.

Usually managers offer either style or success. Mourinho is a success manager while AVB is a style manager. I don't know where Robbie fits in but it wasn't what Roman wants; both style and success. That is why he so fixiated on Pep Guardiola, in him Roman sees they ultimate manager. A manager that can bring the sleek attacking football and trophies. I don't agree with Roman, I see Pep's Tiki Taka football too slow and methodical. It's boring to watch, but it's sure as hell efficient. To this day Mourinho has played the best football I've ever seen at all of his managed clubs. I like quick, fast and incisive football, I've mentioned it before and so have many others but Brasil '82 is what every big team should strive towards.

Did anyone else feel that RDM was losing the lockeroom? The players seemed uninterested and ill disciplined.

At least we can rest easy knowing that if he could be forgotten before as a player, he could never be forgotton now. He is still really young, he has more than enough time to become a really great manager.

More than deserves the starting spot for club and country. I get the feeling this is the type of bloke you don't want your girlfriend (or boyfriend...) to meet. It's not that he would try to steal them off you, he is far too nice for that, but because he is so damn handsome they'd just fall in love with him at first sight.

All my friends are my height. The only Estonian I've met was my height. We are the average height, and average-ness is scientifically proved to be more attractive (paradox!).

So well so good, this match is anxious as all hell though.

Is he fit for the ManCity fixture?

A no nonsense CB would be great, a defender that worries about defending and nothing else. Gazza and Davey Boy try to do everthing, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Also someone like Cabaye or Moutinho would be great. Not necessary, but great.

Mashpotato would be a good signing. I don't want Agger or Skittles though.

Mata is 5ft 8 according to Chelsea. http://www.chelseafc.com/first-team/player/40729

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You're tall. I'm exactly average for a human being male or female. Nearly all my friends are my exact height. In my experience Scottish people are rather tall anyway. I met a ginger bastard the other day, same age as me, twice as tall and weighs half as much. But he was a cunt. That's a shame. Anyway, I'm at the point where I wake up feeling like shit but by end of the day I feel great and want to start drinking. And it looks like Brazillians and Aussies share a passion for the BBQ! I'm going to one tonight.

How much weight would I loose if I stopped drinking?

My Current Regime: Age: 18 Height: 174cm (5'8") Starting Weight: 72kg Current Weight: 67kg BMI: 24 Objective: I want to look like a scrawny bastard. Like professional swimmers. Cardiovascular health is my main objective, heart disease has killed in my family before... Programme: I don't exercise at all, because it is way too hot and dangerous to do so in summer. Plus there is no gym. Supplements: Vitamin D. I have a Vitamin D deficiency, and my doctors recommend that I take two or three capsules a day. Goals: Enflated self esteem. Also I drink too much. I drink a lot.

I was just confused because I'd have thought Brasil = Brasilian but in one of your posts you used Brasil and Brazilian. But let's forget about it!

Haha, don't worry about it. You've done nothing wrong. You answered my question perfectly. Toronto was just ranting about nonsense. He just thinks it is pretentious for English speakers to call Paris, Paree or Munich, Munchen or Vienna, Wien. You follow me?

Don't worry Toronto I understand you. I understand...

At least Pep has a vision and isn't a complete ass like Big Phil or the other guy. Or Old 'Arry could be the gaffer, he plays good attractive football even if he is a complete and utter illiterate twat. Mark Hughes could be a good shout too, he has experience with Brazilians too, Fabio and Julio. I know it's Brasil not Brazil but is the demonym 'Brasilian' or 'Brazilian'?

Enjoy your Tiki Taka bullshit, rmpr! Haha. Brasil deserves to play direct football. How can any neutral just not love the Seleção when they are at their best?