Pizy

I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Mirror.

Is there a luckier team on this planet than Arse? The insanely easy end of season run-in and all these comebacks and decisions? This Arsenal team is absolutely SHIT and they very well may finish above us. It's essentially like we're being punished for doing well in other competitions. We have this murderous run of games where we play every 3 or so days whilst Arse have what should be a cake walk in comparison. Infuriating really. Makes that 10 point or whatever it was lead we had on them all the more depressing to think about. And now Everton are right back in it as well. I'm not as terrified as some others about missing Top 4, though. I believe we can easily weather 1 year out if the CL and still attract top players.

I'd be mad too. Rubin won about 6 free headers in the box yesterday. None of our defenders really looked like they were trying.

No way in HELL he'd go to United unless Rooney and one of Cheatcharito or Welbeck were sold. That, and I doubt they'd feel the need to blow £45m+ on a player who plays in their strongest position after likely winning the league by double-digit points. Laughable story.

He could at least put the right ones out there.

This could end up being a disastrous weekend. City, Spuds, and Arse all easily dominating their games and are ahead. Everyone around us will most likely win. We're meanwhile getting embarrassed by a bottom table side.

"I agree with the team selection. More than enough out there to beat this lot." Where are they now?

Spurs 2-0 up and cruising and Arse winning. Meanwhile, we're struggling mightily against Southampton.

What are you on? Our BEST 11 without Mata alone we struggle. This lineup has no Mata, Hazard, AND Bertrand who offers nothing going forward.We're right to be worried.

Unbelievable. My confidence that we'd win has completely vanished. Won't be surprised at all if we lose this one.

Apparently he's got fever. FUCK!

Ashley Young is an absolute embarrassment and a cheat. I've seen him flop and dive 3 times this game with little to no contact. I hate watching him. If I supported United I think I would too. He does it every game he plays.

It's gonna be a nervy day for me not being able to see this one on tv and following the match via twitter. Can't watch a stream, so ill be glued to my ipad the whole time. Hope we play our strongest possible side and get the 3 points at any cost. Don't care if its the ugliest game we've played with a goal coming in the 87 minute. Just fucking win! Cannot afford to drop points against the 16th team on the table.

Great. Game isn't even televised here.

It'll be yet another match where a keeper will have the game of his career against us.Real opportunity to pad the gap potentially. Wilshere and Walcott are injured so Arse may be gimped a bit.

Hope he keeps this form up for the remainder of the season! Awesome!

Roman could just throw Jose a couple extra million and the new Ferrari La Ferrari if we don't make top 4. Then I'm sure he wouldn't mind managing through the Europa League for a year.

The Sky interview will probably be him denying all rumors and speculation and he'll say he's completely committed to Real Madrid. He'll deny meeting with Roman and he'll deny he was at the match last night. Basically, he'll get all of our hopes up and prove that the English media know fuck all. Hope I'm proven wrong!

I was really adamant about us getting him back in January, but as I've watched more and more of him recently he's fallen off quite a bit. Looked really poor in a few of Everton's matches and in Belgium's friendly the other day against Macedonia he looked downright awful at times. I can certainly see him improving our side and he himself can only get better with the class we have in our squad. I'd take him without a second thought at £25m but no more than that. A midfield pairing of either Fellaini & Ramires or Fellaini & Mikel behind our attacking mids could be insane. We'd have a ridiculous amount of options to suit the different styles of opponents. Fellaini can play all around the pitch.

Surely that isn't a legit twitter. Why's it in english?

Damn I really wish we'd have bought Dembele. So good.

It's on ESPN3.com

He and Neymar link up superbly. Great chemistry and they look like best friends. Make it happen, Oscar!

Completely hinges on whether or not we finish top 4 I'd think. Make top 4 and I think we'll splash the cash on an expensive striker. Fail and we recall Lukaku and focus on another area to invest money in.

I'm serious! He could be just as good as those two with other great players around him. He scores at will in a midtable Liverpool side that he carries. Imagine an attack with Suarez, Mata, Hazard, ect. Teams would shit bricks before the match even started.