Pizy

Yep. .500 Magnum at the ready. Only those pesky customs officers to sneak past now.

I'd be on my way to London with a very high caliber weapon to murder each of our board members if they sell Courtois and de Bruyne. Just pay the fucking money straight up for Falcao and let Courtois stay for a year longer on loan. That, or Torres +£25m. Courtois is a priceless asset for the future. Cannot be sold under any circumstances.

Completely outclassing Barca. And they'll be BETTER next season!

Man. I don't want Gomez here either but you guys act like we're buying Chamakh. The guy did score a fuck load last season. He isn't complete wank.

Hell, I just want them gone one way or another. Don't care how.

And we're nothing like we were years ago. We've lost what made us a force.We need to MASSIVELY improve and invest in order to close this enormous and quite frankly embarrassing gap between us and United and City.

Good points.I'm already in summer muppet mode, though. We need to: Sell - Torres, Malouda, Yossi, and Ferrera Buy - Falcao, Fellaini, and Schurrle And then we'll be contending for the title.

Why on god's green earth would PSG need Cavani? If FFP is such a joke that PSG and Bayern can literally spend at will, why aren't we doing what they are?

Several reliable journo's on twitter including the one who I first saw tweet about this deal says that Lewandowski is on his way there too with an agreement in place already. Bayern are gonna be nearly unstoppable!

Knowing that red faced cunt Ferguson he'll intentionally field a weakened side against Arse as a favor to Wenger for giving him RvP. I'm sure he'd love nothing more than to see Chelsea out of the top 4 and see Arse in our place. Then he'll put his strongest team out against us.

What an insane midfield they'd have if this is true. And imagine if they get Suarez too. They may win the CL this year and have an even better squad next season. Scary.

As someone above said. One absolutely world class striker and the rest of the team can be average. Imperative that we get one for next season CL or not.

3 offside goals in one game! In one HALF! The one Cheatcharito got on us that ruined our entire season still pisses me off.

Both set up by Rooney from deep in midfield. Him staying there and them potentially bringing in Falcao is making me worried/scared.

Now has 18 clean sheets. Best keeper in La Liga at 20. We have the best young keeper in the world in our hands here. Don't fuck it up and sell him!

Roman will go berserk and buy several top class players to get us back to the summit. We can EASILY go 1 season without CL footy. We may not get our absolute TOP targets like Falcao, but we can still get excellent players. The likes of Fellaini, Lewandowski, Shaw, ect would gladly move here for the wage increase, location, chance for trophies, prestige, and future CL footy. It may actually turn out to be a good thing in the long run if we can change our ways and employ a long term manager. It would be hell at first but we'd be fine.

The expression "stealing a living" is a massive understatement here. Far and away the worst player on the pitch once more. We have to purge ourselves of him the second we're able to this summer.

Ref and Suarez aside, why in the name of fucking god did this clueless idiot find it right to take off our 3 best and most effective players off, yet leaves THE ABSOLUTELY USELESS Torres on for the entire match!? He truly is completely done. GAVE THE BALL AWAY EVERY TIME HE TOUCHED IT! I'm seething after this result.

Hazard one of the most effective players today and he takes him off at a crucial period for Yossi fucking Benyoun?!

We'll lose now.

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Doing fine defensively but as usual provides nothing going forward. His crosses never seem to clear the man defending him or the first man in the box.

Get Ba on ASAP!

Torres is so fucking SHIT!

Can we get a fucking touch, please!? We can never start out quickly.