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Shit. I'd take Mario Gomez in a blink. Don't know why some of you people are slagging him off. He'd be utterly lethal if our newly formed midfield clicked.

Nice. At least now Le Arse can't get him.

Really like the look of Dembele, too, the more and more I see of him.

Time for Uncle Roman to pull his Trump card and bring in Cavani. Then we can say "van Who?"

I'm actually hoping he goes there. I don't think I could stand seeing fucking Arsenal challenge for the title. If he stays, they will.

I agree that we'd need more goal scoring reinforcement if they got RvP. We saw how dangerous that City team can be and they weren't even at full strength, and if United add a player of RvP's class while we have only Torres and Sturridge as options at front, I just find it very hard to picture us being there with those two clubs.Doesn't have to be Cavani, but we NEED more to challenge for that title.

So if he were to come here an bang in 25, you couldn't find it in your heart to cheer for him? If he's wearing Chelsea blue, who cares what he did in the past?

And the extremely annoying thing is that both player want/wanted to come here but puss out because they "don't want to make the fans feel bad."Hopefully Hulk just sternly tells Porto that he wants a move here and not to stand in his way with impossible figures.

Right, right. Tell us more.

Been on Sir Alex's pay role over recent years. Along with the majority of referees.

Cant even keep the ball out of our half for longer than 3 seconds.

Think we'll definitely be seeing Sturridge today.

Shit. Have Malouda drive Meireles there and they can move in together in Naples.

Some of you need to ease up with the money issue. It's not your fucking money, so I don't know why people are so concerned. You really think Roman and our board would spend huge amounts without knowing ow it will affect FFP? So what if we buy Hulk for £35m. Does that affect you in any way? City, PSG, Madrid, and Barca piss money around like it's going out of style. Some of you act like Roman is spending your money.

Hopefully very soon and not on deadline day. Get a deal done between now and our opener. What a crazy summer transfer period!

In that case we'd make Luiz's dream come true and play him at CF.

Is playing Sturridge out wide really that bad, though? He did score 11 from there. If that's a sacrifice we have to make to bring in one of the premier strikers in world football then so be it.

You guys do know j/k means JUST KIDDING right? Christ. Just joking.

Notice I said j/k.

We could always go 4-4-2. ----Torres--Cavani---- Marin-Mata-Oscar-Hazard Cole-Terry-Cahill-Iva --------Cech------- j/k

I was really high on Hulk before the Olympics and was one of his biggest campaigners, but watching him over the past couple of weeks, he hasn't impressed me with the exception of 1 game.Obviously he's better than any option we have now, but not worth anywhere near what they're asking.

Looks too good to be true. I'll be bathing in jizz and over the moon if we somehow pull this off.

I can still see a need for a quality striker.Direct quotes from Lukaku's agent this morning saying he WILL be joining another prem side on loan soon with details almost worked out. Can't expect to challenge for major trophies and compete with the likes of City, United, and the other big European sides with Torres, Sturridge, and a possibly a player from Wigan up front as our players up front.

K. I'll take 2. Where's the checkout?

Confirmed by both clubs. Christ, PSG! What's that, £120m in a couple of weeks?