Pizy

Think we'll finish 4th ONLY because Arsenal are even more shit than we are.

The Rooney love-in will be in full force. Expect him to go crazy. And as per usual, the keeper will have the game of his life against us.

Just look at this dire Inter squad playing at the moment to see what can happen to us. This is why you need a manager who demands EVERY players respect and commands the locker room with the utmost authority. The players know Rafa is a dead man walking. We absolutely have to change our management policy or we'll fade away. We need a manager to be given a long term contract so that the players will know that they have some stability and a comfort level with him. Look how much the Spuds player love AVB. That's the kind of manager we need. One that the players go out every night and WANT to play their best for. All of that said, if we get CL football next year there can't be another papering over the cracks transfer windows. We need match winners and midfield presence. And above all, Torres need to be sold.

...and a motivated team managed by a manager we sacked and a squad with much less talent than we have is effortlessly spanking much better opposition than we played. Embarrassing.

Who here could've imagined this season turning out this way? We won't win ONE of the SEVEN trophies we were in contention for this season and are in serious jeopardy of missing top 4. We won the fucking CL last season and had a golden opportunity to have a special season and this is the product put out on the pitch. Roman should sack every single member of the board and every scout. We need The Special One to get this group motivated and playing to their potential. They don't respond to Rafa an ounce. Torres....FUCK OFF!

Feel sorry for the fans who made the trip. We'll get battered on Sunday, I think.

Champions of Europe? Losing to a Romanian team with not a single player anyone's heard of and struggle against the likes of Brentford. Is anyone in Europe easier to make fun of than us at the moment?

Has Hazard had a touch yet? Is Yossi alive? Can Oscar get some help from the other players?

Can we leave Torres in Romania, please?

Same story week after week. Can't keep the ball or string together more than a pass or two. Even teams like this with players who wouldn't make our bench can dominate possession against us.

Really would like to see a 4-4-2 at times next season.Ba and Lukaku would probably destroy together. Who would our opponents mark!? Would be nasty.

He's basically the opposite of the type of striker we need. He's a target man who scores tons of tap-ins. We need a workhorse like Cavani or a fox in the box like Falcao, not the German Cheatcharito.

He ain't going anywhere. Some of these figures these papers are pulling out of their asses are laughable too. £20m? As if! Strange thing is that Rooney leaving would fall in line with rumors that United are seriously in for Lewandowski. Ready made replacement who has chemistry with Kagawa. Couldn't see Rooney leaving for anything under £35m but can't see it happening at all.

Makeup time for poor Fergie. Expect us to be down to 9 men by the 60th minute. Surprised it isn't Clattenburg again.

I hate how he's chummy with Fergie. I admire the fact that he has enormous respect for the guy, but it really does look like he's posturing for the United job. None of his usual antics or anything. It's like he's trying to show his more civilized and well behaved side in order to show United ownership and fan base that he'd be a safe appointment. Hope I'm wrong!

Mourinho saying "the best team lost." Wants that job badly, huh?

CR7 doesn't look bothered. Looks like he's bored and doesn't feel like playing.

Painful to admit I was wrong about AVB. Thought he'd flounder. Though its highly amusing to see Arse getting smacked, I hate to see Spuds look this good.

Oh well. Guess I'm a horrible human being.

I hope it's a draw and Bale, Wilshere, and Cazorla all break their legs. Is that wrong?

Yet another keeper having the game of his life against us. 19 shots on target and we get 1 goal. Pray for a draw in the derby tomorrow and season-ending Bale & Wilshere injuries.

Why is Mikel constantly benched by Rafa? Our most composed player on the ball. Would've gone with him over Ramires who's been up and down lately.

Have my noose ready incase Torres starts.

Our next 4-5 games are very winnable ones. Time for the players to show what they're made of and PLAY FOR THE FANS! Can't let fucking AWFUL Arsenal move above us too.

Moses on for Ramires and Oscar on for Lamps. Just keep getting the ball to Hazard as he seems up for it today. Looking very sharp.