Pizy

Every time this thread gets bumped out of the blue my heart skips a beat thinking he has picked up an injury.

Sneak a non compete clause in his transfer agreement. Don't want to see him at Arsenal or something if he tears the Bundesliga up and earns another big move.

Looks like he has even less end product than Willian in that Scout Nation vid above. Didn't know that was possible. Reminds me of Lucas from PSG a bit in terms of play style.

He does. Actually think it looks cool.

Balotelli's 45 is the only one I can think of currently.

#74? Ewwwww.

He is dreamy, you must admit.

Never said he'd be a better all around player or anything, just that he'd be putting up better offensive stats than Oscar is.

Which is why I said offensively.

You have to say, at least offensively, he'd be better for us than Oscar is. Kev would be putting up huge stats with the players we have now. This may very well be one we seriously regret selling if he joins a PL rival soon. Slaying the Bundesliga.

City I could see. Don't see where he'd play at United since they're already crowded in midfield. Liverpool would be a side step.

Was hoping to see that beautiful "we're delighted to announce" tweet today.

Cuadrado is a completely different type of dribbler to Eden. Eden is comparable to Messi - insane balance, close control, ridiculous change of direction, extremely low center of gravity Cuadrado is more like CR7- blistering pace, lots of flashy step overs, feigns and flicks I personally prefer the Hazard/Messi style but both are brilliant to watch.

Cuadrado has just favorited a few more cogratulatory tweets.

I really hope this is the start of a long run in the team for Remy. This is his chance to break on to the scene for us. No way should Drogba be playing from the start every match while Costa is out.

When/if the trophy is handed to José on the pitch at the end of the season and he addresses the crowd I hope he says "despite the efforts of the FA to prevent this, we won anyways."

I hope Mourinho refuses to talk to the English media for a couple of weeks.

So pretty much no chance then? As expected.

He indeed has favorited a tweet from someone congratulating him on moving to Chelsea if my very, very basic spanish is correct.

Salah I can understand, but Willian and Schürrle? Come on.

Hope Salah slays it in Serie A so we can cash in on him for like £20m in a year or two.

I'd give my left nut to win this one in all honesty. I want it SO fucking badly.

Bye, Andre!

Just can't see him being ready in time for City. We're just gonna throw him on to the pitch with a team of strangers who've never trained or played with him before in such a massive game? Seems extremely farfetched. As I said earlier, it would be a bit disrespectful to Willian or Oscar who have been hitting form recently to be instantly benched for someone who hasn't even trained with us yet.