Pizy

So, which bang average Swansea player will have the match of his life against us tomorrow? I sort of hope that Montero guy doesn't play up against Ivanovic.

Christ, I'm actually going to be cheering for Arse this weekend.

Yes, but it's through my cable provider.

Here as well. Same game. Fuck off!Luckily I'll get a high quality stream via NBC's Premier League app but it's still an annoyance.

If Bale goes to United... FFS

Unless Bale is 100% leaving Madrid, Reus joining them would be Falcao to Monaco levels of stupidity on his part. What an absolute idiot he'd be to go there unless he were a nailed on starter.

Can't see us doing any business, sadly.It would be so nice to do what we did with Matić last year and buy Reus this month to allow him to bed in with our squad for half a season and then have a full summer of training and he's already settled in a new country. I just get the impression that José will stubbornly stick with this squad as is and then make some big changes in the summer if necessary. If we don't win the league I can see see him being ruthless just like he was with Mata, KdB, and Luiz with some of our players.

Think he'll be a fantastic signing for them for the next few years, unfortunately. If City win the league this season it'll be for the same reason they did last season. They just have too much firepower up top. They'll have 4 strikers who will all most likely knock in double digit goals.

Reus for me. He can more consistently influence games and is a match winner.

I think Everton is just his level currently. Not good enough for a top side yet. I can see him improving a bit and getting a "big" move to Spuds in a couple of years but not a truly massive club that competes for titles. His all around game just isn't good enough for him to be the main man for a contender.

Exactly. He's one off he worst trolls I've seen and should be banned from being mentioned here in my eyes.

Don't think it would be possible to steal an Arsenal player now as a "rival" English club. Think they'd even turn down a mammoth bid as a statement that they aren't a "selling" club anymore. He's certainly way too good for Arse. Not sure he can move to Madrid after playing for Barca and Bayern have top players in his position. I think he's kind of stuck at Arsenal. Shame for him as he'll never win the league or the CL there.

Not sure Messi is a reliable source. I'll wait for Tabcredi Palmeri.

Still too early to tell if Kane is legit or just another in the long line of one season wonders. He definitely needs to stay at Spuds, though. Looks like the kind of player City will go after in the summer while selling Dzeko. They need a token English player. He'd be the perfect "PR" signing for them and they really need a media darling.

The more I see Sissoko the more I like him. Would have him in a heartbeat. Can play many positions and is a fantastic athlete.

Cracks well and truly papered over for Oscar there. The worst I've ever seen him play today.

Someone needs to wake our players up and tell them the games started. Fucking terrible!

That's why I often avoid TalkChelsea for a couple of days after we lose.Man, I hate Newcastle and want to spank these game raising bastards. I think Hazard and Cesc will have monster games.

Hopefully no one here slaughters Zouma if he makes a single mistake today.

Does Barca's ban include loans as well? Can they do a Falcao-to-United kind of deal where they pay a loan fee with an option to buy when their ban lifts?

Oh, yeahhhh...Completely forgot about that. In that case we should be smoking both of these. Hopefully our boys will be angry about the Spuds result and come out to make a statement.

Not if Bony is gone by then as is expected.

Guillem Ballbag says it's impossible, eh? Ink is drying on the contract as we speak then.

The fee is crazy and far more than he's worth but I think he'll score loads there. If he plays regularly, that is. He and Agüero together will be hell for defenses to deal with.

Any word from the trusty old Sky Nigeria? Messi's brothers Rabbi?