Say Something Nice About Our Rivals

[Duppy Conqueror 1,451]

Barcelona-for giving employment to midgets.

Man U for having more stinky cunts than a downtown brothel.

[Leif 6,006]

Liverpool for being the greatest team of all time. They're simply the model club which all others should follow.

They have possibly the greatest midfielder of all time in Steven Gerrard, and only haven't won the Premier League due to the likes of us and Manchester United being corrupt.

Their fans are polite, well behaved, and never abusive.

They are based in a stunning location, and are simply the definition of "football".

[manpe 10,855]

Well, I have to praise liverpool for making me laugh from time to time.. it's good for my health.

[Chelsea? 892]

Lol theae replies are classic.

[fragz_cfc 1]

As much as I hate United, i have a little bit of respect for them, they have a brilliant manager which makes me jelous, i hope di matteo is our guy.

[Muzchap 8,966]

I would like to thank Man City, they played in a washed out blue style - don't worry THE TRUE Blue will be back for the title this year - we're just glad you kept your end of the blue trophy season! Unlike those lazy Cardinians....

I would like to thank City for dispelling Fergies mind games, might have worked a few years ago, backfired this time round

I would like to thank all our future defensive opposition for bringing a pen to rack up the goal count over 10

[Pizy 17,860]

Arsenal has.....nice kits.

Sorry, that's the only positive thing I can say about them.

[zolayes 14,489]

Arsenal has.....nice kits.

Sorry, that's the only positive thing I can say about them.

did you mean nice KIDS????

[Pizy 17,860]

did you mean nice KIDS????

Nope. Kits.

I would take the kid Ox, though.

[Zone 290]

Arsenals form was disastrous in the beginning of the season and no one thought they would be third but their players put up some incredible performances to reach it. And if van Persie just blasted the ball in instead of tying to chip the goalkeeper they would've probably advanced in the CL after loosing 4:0 in the home game.

[OneMoSalah 8,614]

The nicest thing I can say about Spurs is that they have an ex manager of ours, who they don't deserve because they are fucking pricks.

[Muzchap 8,966]

I love Arsenal because they are shit.

I love Tottenham for sacking Redknapp who guided Tottenham to 4th place.

Sorry but this is the crappest thread i've ever seen here. No offence to the thread starter but this isn't the kind of thread we really want to answer properly. I / We hate all of our rivals and saying good stuff about them just ain't gonna happen.

Theres some great ways to say positive things about bad situations...

Bill Clinton is the master at dressing that outrage up nicely - think super satire

[The Big Drog 1,110]

Most on here know I have huge admiration for the way Barcelona play. I think they have sparked a revolution in football in terms of how the game is played and viewed by fans, coaches, players, journalists ect. and they have made it less about the athleticism and more about the technique. On top of that they have an incredible youth system that churns out wonderfully gifted footballers. They have a philosophy at the club and they stick by it and they stick by their own. They are a special club.

They also have a ridiculously catchy club anthem.

[Strike 6,961]

respect Arsenal's style of play and usually when Arsenal face Spurs i end up supporting arsenal.although that may change now that van Persie is (almost) out

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

I would piss on them if they were on fire.......Only if I pissed petrol

[Heisenberg 1,824]

I have a lot of respect for Barcelona , they always give a good opposition against us , but they must play much better to win next time.

[Blue Armour 4,165]

Arsenal...gave us Ashley Cole, and Drogba goals.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Liverpool, for being a gift that never stops giving. No matter how badly we're doing all we have to do is look up Liverpool's latest result to cheer us up