The English Football Thread

[bushman 2,043]

You snooze you loose.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Well my accumulator's fucked up.

Backed Hull to win, they're 2-1 down at Villa. Backed United to win they're 1-0 down. The only teams that are going my way are Newcastle, 1-0 up, and Stoke, who are also 1-0 up.

WHY?

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Way to spend £100m. Yeah, Levy knows money better than Warren Buffet itself.

£100m and no more #ThursdaySpursday, even?

[Liquidator 5,176]

with?

The mighty Doncaster Rovers

[Liquidator 5,176]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It has been 13 long years since Fulham Football Club bravely stepped into the uncharted territory of the Premier League. In the proceeding years we have watched on as the likes of Brian McBride, Diomansy Kamara and Steve Sidwell let their careers go down the drain playing boring football in front of a boring set of fans that, combined, have a personality equal to that of a spring onion. We have seen them finish 14th, year after year with about 42 points, never threatening to do anything, just content with being boring mid-table. For years, they have been the team we have seen last on match of the day, playing against Watford or Blackburn or some bollocks like that at Cravern Cottage after we drifted off to sleep after the first 3 games and just woke up to see the last game. One year they did fluke their way to a Europa League final, although let's be honest, they were never going to win it, were they?

At long last it looks like the pointless existence of Fulham Football Club as a Premier League team is coming to an end. Just 45 minutes of football separate Kieran Richardson from Championship football. We may never see Fulham and their painfully boring, normal fans in the Premier League again. Maybe our paths shall cross in a League Cup 5th Round tie in 2019, but I expect the west London 'derby' (if you bother to take it seriously like a Fulham fan. They even had clappers for the derby one year) shall soon be a thing of the past.

Goodbye Fulham. It's been fun. Gone and quite frankly, pretty quickly forgotten.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It has been 13 long years since Fulham Football Club bravely stepped into the uncharted territory of the Premier League. In the proceeding years we have watched on as the likes of Brian McBride, Diomansy Kamara and Steve Sidwell let their careers go down the drain playing boring football in front of a boring set of fans that, combined, have a personality equal to that of a spring onion. We have seen them finish 14th, year after year with about 42 points, never threatening to do anything, just content with being boring mid-table. For years, they have been the team we have seen last on match of the day, playing against Watford or Blackburn or some bollocks like that at Cravern Cottage after we drifted off to sleep after the first 3 games and just woke up to see the last game. One year they did fluke their way to a Europa League final, although let's be honest, they were never going to win it, were they?

At long last it looks like the pointless existence of Fulham Football Club as a Premier League team is coming to an end. Just 45 minutes of football separate Kieran Richardson from Championship football. We may never see Fulham and their painfully boring, normal fans in the Premier League again. Maybe our paths shall cross in a League Cup 5th Round tie in 2019, but I expect the west London 'derby' (if you bother to take it seriously like a Fulham fan. They even had clappers for the derby one year) shall soon be a thing of the past.

Goodbye Fulham. It's been fun. Gone and quite frankly, pretty quickly forgotten.

I hate stoke more...

[The only place to be 11,313]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It has been 13 long years since Fulham Football Club bravely stepped into the uncharted territory of the Premier League. In the proceeding years we have watched on as the likes of Brian McBride, Diomansy Kamara and Steve Sidwell let their careers go down the drain playing boring football in front of a boring set of fans that, combined, have a personality equal to that of a spring onion. We have seen them finish 14th, year after year with about 42 points, never threatening to do anything, just content with being boring mid-table. For years, they have been the team we have seen last on match of the day, playing against Watford or Blackburn or some bollocks like that at Cravern Cottage after we drifted off to sleep after the first 3 games and just woke up to see the last game. One year they did fluke their way to a Europa League final, although let's be honest, they were never going to win it, were they?

At long last it looks like the pointless existence of Fulham Football Club as a Premier League team is coming to an end. Just 45 minutes of football separate Kieran Richardson from Championship football. We may never see Fulham and their painfully boring, normal fans in the Premier League again. Maybe our paths shall cross in a League Cup 5th Round tie in 2019, but I expect the west London 'derby' (if you bother to take it seriously like a Fulham fan. They even had clappers for the derby one year) shall soon be a thing of the past.

Goodbye Fulham. It's been fun. Gone and quite frankly, pretty quickly forgotten.

I'll miss them. Never could muster hate for Fulham because they're just so....beige?

Most interesting fact I know about Fulham - only league ground in England with a tree in it's grounds. That pretty much sums them up for me.

[1chelsea 864]

Sir Alex sleeping with match on

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It has been 13 long years since Fulham Football Club bravely stepped into the uncharted territory of the Premier League. In the proceeding years we have watched on as the likes of Brian McBride, Diomansy Kamara and Steve Sidwell let their careers go down the drain playing boring football in front of a boring set of fans that, combined, have a personality equal to that of a spring onion. We have seen them finish 14th, year after year with about 42 points, never threatening to do anything, just content with being boring mid-table. For years, they have been the team we have seen last on match of the day, playing against Watford or Blackburn or some bollocks like that at Cravern Cottage after we drifted off to sleep after the first 3 games and just woke up to see the last game. One year they did fluke their way to a Europa League final, although let's be honest, they were never going to win it, were they?

At long last it looks like the pointless existence of Fulham Football Club as a Premier League team is coming to an end. Just 45 minutes of football separate Kieran Richardson from Championship football. We may never see Fulham and their painfully boring, normal fans in the Premier League again. Maybe our paths shall cross in a League Cup 5th Round tie in 2019, but I expect the west London 'derby' (if you bother to take it seriously like a Fulham fan. They even had clappers for the derby one year) shall soon be a thing of the past.

Goodbye Fulham. It's been fun. Gone and quite frankly, pretty quickly forgotten.

Guess, MJ was their guardian angel after all.

[Milan 17,854]

Sunderland for the title next year 1 point at Etihad (should have been 3), 3 at the Bridge and now winning at Old Trafford, within just 3 weeks.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

I'll miss them. Never could muster hate for Fulham because they're just so....beige?

Most interesting fact I know about Fulham - only league ground in England with a tree in it's grounds. That pretty much sums them up for me.

WTF?!

Sunderland for the title next year 1 point at Etihad (should have been 3), 3 at the Bridge and now winning at Old Trafford, within just 3 weeks.

Poyet to chelsea!

[1chelsea 864]

Giggs just about to taste defeat

[Jype 6,398]

As things stand, Cardiff are going down today. At least they have nothing to fight for next week when we play them.

[Pizy 18,368]

United are truly fucking shocking!

They need just about an entire new first XI. Terrible.

[iceman 329]

come on, Gus

[LDN Blue 7,903]

WHY?

Because I bet on them to win. Villa are awful at home so I expected Hull to beat them.

In the end, Sunderland & Aston Villa fucked it up for me

[Special Juan 27,429]

Fuck off Bellamy you rat, as for Fulham See ya oh and over at the theatre of dreams Giggles and Mata army done over by Sunderland.

Now come on Everton.

[1chelsea 864]

Defeat Man U are .......