The English Football Thread

[Special Juan 27,492]

I just want to punch Harry Kane hard.

[Nicco 927]

2 minutes ago, Pizy said:

Spuds looking a bit like us us when Kane is out of form. Really solid build up and possession but totally blunt when it comes to the last ball.

Kane has been absolutely wank since he came back from injury, almost Torres esque.

[Pizy 18,487]

Spuds are used to bullying and imposing their will physically on their opponents. Appears they don't cope well when other big teams do that to them. Both ourselves and Arse have shown up and hit them in the mouth.

[Vesper 29,134]

Trippier looking like Alonso with shit crosses

[Vesper 29,134]

HOW did Lacazette miss that??????

Should be nil 3 Arse

[Pizy 18,487]

That was a sitter for Lacazette. 

[!Hazard! 3,394]

4 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Trippier looking like Alonso with shit crosses

Imagine being Spurs fan and witnessing yet another disasterclass performance from the same guy. I guess Pochettino doesn't see how crap he is

[Vesper 29,134]

Aubameyang on

[Vesper 29,134]

Lucas Torreira too

[Vesper 29,134]

ANOTHER Trippier cock up, lolol

he truly looks lost

[NikkiCFC 8,065]

Lamela another punchable face. 

[Vesper 29,134]

1 minute ago, NikkiCFC said:

Lamela another punchable face. 

holy shit, I was just typing the EXACT same thing!!!

[Vesper 29,134]

2 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Lamela another punchable face. 

add Alli for the triple play punch!

[Pizy 18,487]

Arse have been the opposite of us this season. We started well and dropped off a cliff until recently. They started poorly and are now in top form. Commentator on American TV said a bit ago that they have United next up but then a bunch of easy ones in their final 8.

In my opinion, it would be embarrassing to finish behind them this season. They don't have a better squad than we do, just more reliable goal scorers. 

[Vesper 29,134]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Arse have been the opposite of us this season. We started well and dropped off a cliff until recently. They started poorly and are now in top form. Commentator on American TV said a bit ago that they have United next up but then a bunch of easy ones in their final 8.

In my opinion, it would be embarrassing to finish behind them this season. They don't have a better squad than we do, just more reliable goal scorers. 

here is  nightmare scenario

table

1 Shitty

2 Liverpool (or even worse reverse them with Shitty and they win, but that has nothing to do with what follows)

3 Manure

4 Chels

5 Arse (or Spuds)

6 Spuds (or Arse)

and THEN

Arse wins EL

and (this is nightmare and the most unlikely)

Spuds win CL

we miss out on CL even though we are 4th in EPL

as only 5 EPL teams can go, and the 2 cup winners take the last 2 CL slots

[Vesper 29,134]

fuck!

pen

 

[Vesper 29,134]

spuds were offsides too!

[Pizy 18,487]

I'll take it, but Harry Kane is immune to the offside rule. How many times this season has he benefit from these situations!?