Jase 43,479 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Blue Armour said: Okay, okay...Spurs are shite. I will laugh if they lose. Better. Blue Armour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Armour 4,442 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jason said: Better. I bet @Fulham Broadway won't acknowledge that we even played a league cup final in 2008 Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fulham Broadway 17,317 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 hours ago, Blue Armour said: I bet @Fulham Broadway won't acknowledge that we even played a league cup final in 2008 Fake news. The 2007-8 League Cup final was a fraud. It was stolen from Chelsea Football Club. Stop the Steal # Blue Armour and Vesper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Villa have now announced that there is a significant outbreak of COVID within the camp and the training ground is closed. It's snowballing all this now, Middlesbrough in the Championship have done exactly the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,185 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 An exemplary piece of public relations, featuring Didier Lamkel Zé Didier Lamkel Zé in training at Antwerp earlier this week. Photograph: Rex/Shutterstock Paul Doyle @Paul_Doyle NOW THIS IS SOME TRANSFER BUSINESS The Fiver can’t remember whether we ever got round to commissioning a Yaya Touré Award for Services to Diplomacy, but we’ve been meaning to do so ever since 2006. That was when the silver-tongued midfielder, then of Monaco, reacted to news that Laszlo Boloni had been sacked as the club’s manager by declaring: “Boloni’s departure gives me great satisfaction, I was more than fed up with him.” Boloni’s name has appeared in the world’s most tea-timely email several times since then, usually because for sausage-based puns it’s an absolute banger. But we bring it up again because the manager is involved in another exemplary piece of public relations, one for which Didier Lamkel Zé will always have a place in The Fiver’s heart. Men's transfer window January 2021 – all deals from Europe's top five leagues Read more Antwerp supporters used to love the Cameroonian striker, too, because he scored lots of goals for them under the management of Boloni. But Lamkel Zé’s relationship with the club’s big cheeses turned sour at the end of last season when he demanded a pay rise, less than a year after signing an improved contract. In September Boloni was sacked over a style of play deemed unpalatable. The beef between Lamkel Zé and Antwerp continued, with the new manager, Ivan Leko, demoting him to the reserves in October. Since then the striker has used Social Media Disgrace Instachat to trumpet his determination to leave the club, regularly posting photos and videos of himself with other teams, including Panathinaikos, whose manager, a certain Boloni, is said to be keen on a reunion. With the transfer window having opened this week, and with Leko having surprised Antwerp by resigning in order to – well, whaddya know? – accept a massive pay rise in China, Lamkel Zé decided it was time to up the ante. So on Monday he sallied along to Antwerp’s training ground wearing a nonchalant expression and the shirt of rivals Anderlecht. Security staff reacted much like bouncers do when The Fiver rocks up in fashionably unwashed garb at The Discerning Publican, shutting the door and holding it closed despite attempts to gain entry. After a moment of unpleasantness, Lamkel Zé beat it. But he later promised on Instachat to return the next day in the shirt of another club, Beerschot. Sitting here this morning admiring the pettiness of Royal Antwerp forward Didier Lamkel Zé showing up to training in a rival Anderlecht shirt as he tries to force a move to Panathinaikos. Of course they didn't let him in. pic.twitter.com/cp2mnHzIs8 — COPA90 (@Copa90) January 6, 2021 Unlike The Fiver, Antwerp fans were not amused and impressed. On Wednesday, to our chagrin, Lamkel Zé opted for a radical change of strategy. “I sincerely apologise to the club and Antwerp supporters because they are magnificent and wonderful fans who have always supported me,” announced the 24-year-old on the club’s official Twitter abomination. “If I reacted like that, it is because my head was elsewhere with the transfer, it wasn’t easy for me. I’m so sorry for my actions. I’m available for the club if the new manager [Franky Vercauteren] needs me. I hope to be in front of the supporters very soon on the pitch.” The end? Maybe. But if a move to Panathinaikos doesn’t happen this month, and given who Antwerp face in the Big Vase next month, perhaps folks at the Pope’s Newc O’Rangers superstore should look out for an order from Belgium. QUOTE OF THE DAY “Above all else, in 2021 football needs to build on the statements of intent from 2020 and commit time, energy and resources to convert that intent into action” – Sanjay Bhandari succinctly lays out what football needs to do to combat discrimination in 2021. It’s very much worth a read. Photograph: Getty Images RECOMMENDED LISTENING Football Weekly Extra is right here for you. FIVER LETTERS “Was Wednesday’s 2.55 race at Wolverhampton an omen for the Milk Cup final in April? Ridden by a jockey wearing sky blue silks, the favourite Cityzen Serg surged ahead of the field to win, leaving 50-1 shot Hotspur Harry in its wake. I should know, I was on at 4-1, which I reckon will be the score at Wembley. I am hoping to attend, although, being a senior ‘Cityzen’, this might well be jab-dependant” – Adrian Brodkin. “With Wednesday’s Rumbelows Cup outcome, Manchester United’s manager continued his repeated quest to emulate the lead actor from the Die Hard film series. The latter lost one Demi Moore, the former lost one more semi” – Leigh Tadeusz. “I don’t want to spoil everyone’s enjoyment with excessive pedantry, but I did raise an eyebrow at Alan Raybould’s mention of a Thai beer hall serving ‘German-style beer’ (yesterday’s letters). While I would guess it was probably a pilsner or lager labelled to be different from the very pale Thai beers that go well with spicy food, there are actually numerous distinct beer styles native to Germany. This is despite the Rheinheitsgebot permitting just four ingredients to be used in the production of beer (hops, malt, water, yeast). That said, an appreciation for the way an incredibly limiting range of things can be used over and over again to produce something slightly different is what keeps many of us reading The Fiver every day” – Ed Taylor. Send your letters to [email protected]. And you can always tweet The Fiver via @guardian_sport. Today’s winner of our prizeless letter o’the day prize is … Adrian Brodkin. NEWS, BITS AND BOBS Aston Villa’s FA Cup tie with Liverpool on Friday has been plunged into doubt after their first-team squad was forced into self-isolation by a Covid outbreak at the club. The scene at Marine before their tie with Spurs on Sunday. Photograph: Dave Thompson/PA Shrewsbury face having to forfeit their place in the competition after a number of positive Covid tests forced the third-round tie against Southampton to be postponed. The WSL is counting the cost of Christmas trips to Dubai made by three Arsenal internationals and four Manchester City players, after the clubs’ games against Aston Villa and West Ham, respectively, were forced off by positive tests. Arsenal, meanwhile, have taken out a £120m loan from the Bank of England in an effort to ease cashflow issues that have mounted during the pandemic. Eric Dier, Érik Lamela and former teammate Jan Vertonghen have all been prosecuted after being caught by new speed cameras on the A10 near Spurs’ training ground. And Ajax are close to completing a deal to sign Sébastien Haller for £25m less than West Ham shelled out for him last year. STILL WANT MORE? “Mauricio Pochettinooooo, he’s magic, you kn …” – PSG drew their first game under the Argentinian, so Adam White and Eric Devin wrote this. Enrico Chiesa had a knack of scoring goals against Milan and it seems his son, Federico, has picked up the trick. Nicky Bandini has more on a Juventus win that could be seismic for the title race. Like father, like son. Composite: Getty Images “You can study all the data, watch all the videos, think and plot and cogitate, formulate your grand strategy, then it turns out the answer all along was John Stones.” Floating brain in a jar Jonathan Wilson on Manchester City. Oh, and if it’s your thing … you can follow Big Website on Big Social FaceSpace. And INSTACHAT, TOO! IT’S NOT EXACTLY THE PODDINGTON PEAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Football may go the journey if this continues. The infections in the UK are now through the roof and climbing all the time. More and more clubs are being affected by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 More games being called off..dont see why cant pause the season again if gets really bad. Know not ideal and Euros are meant to be happening this year but unless there's some miracle I dont see how they can have fans at the Euros anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,185 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 crazy game (Manure v Everton) we were out at a party, so missed it, just watched a replay https://eplfootballmatch.com/manchester-united-vs-everton-full-match-premier-league-6-february-2021/ I will be shocked if manure wins the league, as Maguire is just horrific, he was lit up and burnt for pace so many times I cannot see them winning it with that back 4 (plus De Gea is pants) They made so many errors, including a dreadful unforced shit pass by AWB to give the ball back and set up that free kick it is shitty's title to lose if they beat pool today Ole really fucked up by making an injury time sub, as that delayed the game and allowed that foul (ironically by his sub) which resulted in the game-tying goal from a the free kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,957 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Vesper and James 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,957 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Vesper said: (plus De Gea is pants) Long live DDG! Vesper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomiswave 6,117 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 So so lovely that udt drew, was even in Fergie time haha suck it udt. And of course Ole HAD to come out like a girl to vent his anger at the ref.....you have no business in top 4 you deluded gollum. Vesper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,185 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Atomiswave said: So so lovely that udt drew, was even in Fergie time haha suck it udt. And of course Ole HAD to come out like a girl to vent his anger at the ref.....you have no business in top 4 you deluded gollum. OGS really is a dislikeable cunt no redeeming qualities he is boring, whingey, not a good manager, and often petulant and sullen I think Lampard was ill-served coming here so soon he should have put in 4 or 5 years at a far less pressure club learning his craft ad THEN came to Chels Ole at the crash wheel DID put in his years as a manger before and still sucks the only teams on the planet (Pep doesn't have it, neither does Klopp, their teams never expect shit, they normally bust their fucking arses, my only beef with either is the cocky way Pepe reacted about the bribed off CAS shit, as he KNEW the sheik had paid off all the people) that think they are ENTITLED to win every time and that ANY thing against them is illegitimate are the same big 5 I always go back to (especially about that bullshit FFP) Barca Real Bayern Juve (uniquely due to the Agnelli mafia dynasty, who decades back kicked off the drive for FFP because they were perpetually butthurt over Berlusconi buying his way to crushing them, knocking them off as the perennial kings of Italy) and of course, Manure all 5 of those teams think it is literally their god-given right to win every time, to rule their nations like a king or queen Ole is the epitome of that that type of thinking, yet he is nothing more than a low class/low skillset usurper to the throne Finally, back to my mid-subject tangent: if history has symmetry, then there will soon be a FIFTH multi-billionaire (Berlusconi, Roman, PSG, and Shitty were the first 4 who those 5 old power teams freaked on about and forced in FFP as a protection racket) of such size that he will buy a team and finish blowing up FFP for good. My money is on Bezos or Elon Musk. Those 2 combined are worth almost 400 billion dollars and both LOVE to take on limiting factors, especially Musk, although he is so busy with his quest to colonise Mars. Edited February 7, 2021 by Vesper Atomiswave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,185 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 56 minutes ago, Milan said: most overrated CB on the planet I detest him on so many levels slow, thuggish, not bright, and a criminal (literally, ask Greece) I go bonkers every time he and that trash Piggie start for England even old punchable-face Kane doesn't remotely come close to my dislike for Maguire, as he is absolutely the real deal as a player (and Kane is utterly vital to England's chances) I do get some limited joy as the very bright lads/ladettes over at Transfermarkt keep dropping him down the charts (causing the wanker manure fans to rage on about it, lol) Atomiswave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAPHOD2319 4,819 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Interested to see if Jose opens up against West Brom. Vesper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomiswave 6,117 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 21 minutes ago, Vesper said: OGS really is a dislikeable cunt no redeeming qualities he is boring, whingey, not a good manager, and often petulant and sullen I think Lampard was ill-served coming here so soon he should have put in 4 or 5 years at a far less pressure club learning his craft ad THEN came to Chels Ole at the crash wheel DID put in his years as a manger before and still sucks the only teams on the planet (Pep doesn't have it, neither does Klopp, their teams never expect shit, they normally bust their fucking arses, my only beef with either is the cocky way Pepe reacted about the bribed off CAS shit, as he KNEW the sheik had paid off all the people) that think they are ENTITLED to win every time and that ANY thing against them is illegitimate are the same big 5 I always go back to (especially about that bullshit FFP) Barca Real Bayern Juve (uniquely due to the Agnelli mafia dynasty, who decades back kicked off the drive for FFP because they were perpetually butthurt over Berlusconi buying his way to crushing them, knocking them off as the perennial kings of Italy) and of course, Manure all 5 of those teams think it is literally their god-given right to win every time, to rule their nations like a king or queen Ole is the epitome of that that type of thinking, yet he is nothing more than a low class/low skillset usurper to the throne Finally, back to my mid-subject tangent: if history has symmetry, then there will soon be a FIFTH multi-billionaire (Berlusconi, Roman, PSG, and Shitty were the first 4 who those 5 old power teams freaked on about and forced in FFP as a protection racket) of such size that he will buy a team and finish blowing up FFP for good. My money is on Bezos or Elon Musk. Those 2 combined are worth almost 400 billion dollars and both LOVE to take on limiting factors, especially Musk, although he is so busy with his quest to colonise Mars. For sure mate, bloody well put. Takes alot of balls to come out and diss the refs who have helped you tremendously for over a year now. Vesper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomiswave 6,117 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, ZAPHOD2319 said: Interested to see if Jose opens up against West Brom. He will, cuz he knows he must or bust it is. But then again this is JM. ZAPHOD2319 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1chelsea 864 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Vesper what happened to this site? For long I been trying to use tapatalk to access talkchelsea but couldn’t. But am glad the website is up and now running forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,185 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 2020-21 English Premier League Tottenham Hotspur West Bromwich Albion http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/premier-league-tottenham-hotspur-vs-west-bromwich-albion-s1/#! https://www.totalsportek.com/arsenal-streams/ 1chelsea and Atomiswave 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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