The English Football Thread

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2020-21 English Premier League

Manchester City                      

West Bromwich Albion           

https://socceronline.me/manchester-city-fc-vs-west-bromwich-albion-live/stream-1

https://www.totalsportek.com/stream-page-1/

[Atomiswave 6,072]

City will take the win, not that im gonna watch the match after our shitshow of a performance.

[Milan 17,854]

I have a Christmas wish. Since we have never been in the race, can Liverpool run away with it again? Yes, Klopp is a wanker. But so is Guardiola. And I cannot stand even the thought of Tottenham fighting for it. Liverpool won it last season so the super big fuss already happened and this would be just one of many in their history  

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Urghh no thank you lol. Looking more and more likely though. Spurs won't keep up and no one else looks near capable.

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31 minutes ago, Milan said:

I have a Christmas wish. Since we have never been in the race, can Liverpool run away with it again? Yes, Klopp is a wanker. But so is Guardiola. And I cannot stand even the thought of Tottenham fighting for it. Liverpool won it last season so the super big fuss already happened and this would be just one of many in their history  

Shitty are in big trouble

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De Bruyne and Sterling have looked poor most of the year 

I know that is heresy

the so missed Aguero too

NOT sold on Jesus at all

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insane

West Brom drew

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FT

AT SHITTY

Johnstone the West Brom keeper was IMMENSE

Gallagher was superb

so were the Baggies CB's

[Jase 43,479]

City just drew with West Brom at home. Like WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Just now, Jason said:

City just drew with West Brom at home. Like WHAT THE FUCK!?

COVID-19 has made football 100% bonkers

[LAM09 6,751]

City missing two sitters. Another one of the chasing pack drops points.

[Jase 43,479]

Somehow, we're still ahead of City and they go to Southampton at the weekend, IIRC.

[Laylabelle 9,359]

7 minutes ago, Jason said:

Somehow, we're still ahead of City and they go to Southampton at the weekend, IIRC.

Dont quite know how..but they do still have a game..not that it means a win however.

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2 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

Dont quite know how..but they do still have a game..not that it means a win however.

Problem is we don't know when they will play that game. So for now, F that.

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1 minute ago, iceboy said:

No they play Newcastle at home.

That's their next HOME game. They go to Southampton this weekend.

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Just now, Jason said:

That's their next HOME game. They go to Southampton this weekend.

Probably when we think we have hope lol...then them and Man U...take it away.

At this rate..whenever both out of competions? Don't see it played anytime soon.

I duno this season wacky. Cant see anyone but Liverpool winning it but after that..who knows.

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12 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

stupid, they are playing a lot better now

[NikkiCFC 7,953]

Yeah does not have any sense. Give him more time.

Btw Arsenal tomorrow at home against Southampton and I feel like there is no chance Arse wins the game. How crazy is that? 

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