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What does he do besides head and shoot?

What does Neur do other than save chances? What does Torres do other than miss chances? What do you do other than asking dumb questions? How many dicks would the average hooker in London have to suck to afford Cavani? We might never get the answers.

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Assuming Cavani would cost £50 million and the average blow job from a Soho Prostitute cost £30...So I've been told :ph34r:...The prostitute would have to suck 1666667 dicks. The prostitute would also be left with exactly £10 for herself. :smiliecap1:

She would get more if she could somehow sell the Semen to Sperm Banks...

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http://www.dailymail...li-striker.html

Interesting, seems we are really interested.

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

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But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

How about,

Sturridge-------------------------Mata

Torres

----------- Cavani

*Wierd formatting

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Honestly? I just don't like him. Surely you have had a player like that, you just cant stand the look of his face.

Suarez is another one for me.

They have to do something for me to dislike them, whether that be the way the act or pulling on a United shirt.

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