Edinson Cavani

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

How many dicks would the average hooker in London have to suck to afford Cavani? We might never get the answers.

Assuming Cavani would cost £50 million and the average blow job from a Soho Prostitute cost £30...So I've been told ...The prostitute would have to suck 1666667 dicks. The prostitute would also be left with exactly £10 for herself.

[Spike 12,049]

Assuming Cavani would cost £50 million and the average blow job from a Soho Prostitute cost £30...So I've been told ...The prostitute would have to suck 1666667 dicks. The prostitute would also be left with exactly £10 for herself.

She would get more if she could somehow sell the Semen to Sperm Banks...

[Henrique 9,133]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2082327/Edinson-Cavani-Chelsea-run-rule-Napoli-striker.html

Interesting, seems we are really interested.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Representatives of the 6ft 2in striker have made enquiries to the Barclays Premier League's big clubs in recent weeks to gauge interest in a summer move.

Amazed, if true.

[Swedish House Mafia 508]

http://www.dailymail...li-striker.html

Interesting, seems we are really interested.

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

[Henrique 9,133]

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

A very good squad player.

[St Abramovich 175]

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

How about,

Sturridge-------------------------Mata

Torres

----------- Cavani

*Wierd formatting

[BosnianLion 232]

Please no Cavani, can't stand him for some reason.

[St Abramovich 175]

Please no Cavani, can't stand him for some reason.

Why?

There must be a reason. Has he done something?

[LondonPride1905 236]

As much as I like Cavani, I'll be happier if the Azpilicueta report's are true.

[St Abramovich 175]

As much as I like Cavani, I'll be happier if the Azpilicueta report's are true.

I haven't seen him regularly, what do you think of him?

I think you have to watch a defender for many games to really judge their ability.

[BosnianLion 232]

Why?

There must be a reason. Has he done something?

Honestly? I just don't like him. Surely you have had a player like that, you just cant stand the look of his face.

Suarez is another one for me.

[St Abramovich 175]

Honestly? I just don't like him. Surely you have had a player like that, you just cant stand the look of his face.

Suarez is another one for me.

They have to do something for me to dislike them, whether that be the way the act or pulling on a United shirt.

[LondonPride1905 236]

I've not watched much matches, but I just like'im. I've read reports, lots of reports, saying he is better than Wiel, which made my choice. I just hope we don't sig much more latinos.

[St Abramovich 175]

I just hope we don't sig much more latinos.

lol, why not?

[Henrique 9,133]

lol, why not?

For some xenophobic reason, thats common in East Europe.

[LondonPride1905 236]

I kinda like a bit more English, Dutch or French talents, rather than Brazilian, Spanish and Portugese. Then again, AVB makes the decisions, I just hope the lad play for the name in-front, not in back.

[Henrique 9,133]

Both guys should be banned.