What made you smile today?

[Ollie 4,400]

http://www.bbc.co.uk...health-17474391

It's actually sad but when she's pictured with Roman it put a smile on my face

Wow that's well sad, the pic with Roman is amazing but jesus this shit shouldn't happen to anybody. Sometimes you really have to be so thankful for what you have and even more thankful for what you don't have.

[BluesChick 1,260]

I was watching a show on National Geographic and this made me laugh

[ChelseaChick 430]

I got my job back. You are going to be seeing my lovely face at Stamford Bridge a whole lot more next season you lucky things!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yesterday I got a pretty good April Fool from my sister, who capitalised on my fear of cockroaches and woke me up with one of those plastic cockroaches. I wasn't laughing at the time but in hindsight it was kinda funny

[Ollie 4,400]

Some Chilian team won me £30 with a goal 5 minutes from time. Close shave....

Oh and seeing some Portuguese dude ripping his own fans off for tickets in one of our threads lol.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

City have spent £570m since 2008 and won 1 trophy. Chelsea have spent £457m since 2004 and won 10.

[Ollie 4,400]

Working out that Liverpool have spent £117m on....

Carroll, Downing, Henderson, Enrique, Adam, Suarez, Coates & Bellamy (Although Bellamy was free)

Now that's enough to put a smile on anyones face except scousers, obviously.

You could buy some real quality with £117m and Liverpool's tradition. Dalglish is still living in the 80's.

[BluesChick 1,260]

coming home after a week away

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4244629/Jose-Mourinho-eyes-Chelseas-Bosingwa-for-Real-Madrid-move.html

[francozola 2,040]

http://www.thesun.co...adrid-move.html

[termninja 5,290]

http://www.thesun.co...adrid-move.html

It's a good deal, we don't have to pay anything to Real to take him

[capriccioso 2,545]

That's made my day, F-Z!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Bump.

Today I was playing football with some mates. A Liverpool fan, a guy I loathe, went across to take a corner. "Get your heads on it, boys."

The resultant corner skimmed the grass, and hit the first man on the ankle. Made me laugh, as it embarrassed that dick, who spent the whole day taunting me about our impending '6-0 loss'.

[Spike 12,049]

Getting my damn hair cut.

[zolayes 14,489]

finding out BUCK THOUGHT we had signed TIM CAHILL ....priceless pass the sick BUCK(et)

[Billy. 2,742]

little thing called the FA Cup coming home

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Gerrard and co's faces after the whistle..their fans realising that in actual fact they hadnt won it after all as they seemed to think they had before the game kicked off...and winning the trophy .Whole day at the Bridge was a laugh and even better with the result

[zolayes 14,489]

looking at the Official Club site and in the fixtures list saw we LOST today