What made you smile today?

[Liquidator 5,176]

some 70 year old man blaring out 'Sexy and I know it' on his car stereo this morning

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Cap made me smile by denouncing his love for Kalou and declaring his love for me.

[zolayes 14,489]

some 70 year old man blaring out 'Sexy and I know it' on his car stereo this morning

THAT was NOT me

[Kieran. 6,317]

Seeing zolayes with an avatar for once.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Cap made me smile by denouncing his love for Kalou and declaring his love for me.

I denounce nothing! Though I won't deny the declaration

[zolayes 14,489]

Seeing zolayes with an avatar for once.

I had one with Zola and Wise,,,got lost when the forum changed server

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

I had one with Zola and Wise,,,got lost when the forum changed server

Finally worked out how to do one here then?

[zolayes 14,489]

Finally worked out how to do one here then?

Im not the greatest techie

[Duppy Conqueror 1,451]

1) Satchmo...a.k.a Louis Armstrong ,is impossible not to really..you might want to fight it but resistance is futile. listened to some of his records earlier.

2) a phonecall i just had..the number at my latest place must be close to a chinese takeout..phone rang and a voice came over "i`d like to order a chinese please" i`m in a take the piss kind of mood so i just replied "certainly sir, would you like a boy or a girl?" the guy was like "huh? pardon" haha. think he`ll be dialing more carefully next time. wasn't the first time i`ve had people phoning me for a meal but when they request "a chinese" it`s just too easy..

[epicsarah-ous 329]

I am happy as usual ^^. just doodled on windows paint a lil and pretty much that be it. *hugs ya all* 8D

[chelsea blue 615]

Reading this

http://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/product/spurs-champions-league-logo-mugimg-src=3for2btn-jpg/45514/

[Leif 6,006]

I was doing a poo with my bathroom door open (it was awfully smelly), and then my cat walked in, and oddly, began purring louder than he's ever purred in my company before, and started rolling around on the floor (him, not me.)

[Laylabelle 9,305]

Dunstable's carnival sorta thing line up...random tribute acts and then we're meant to get really excited about SClub 3..woohey!

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECKBJb2KtyY

[blue_swaggin_96 96]

seeing Torres score the other day and oh yuh reading citeh forum, they are slowly turning into manure scums, the arrogance is going of proportion, i love for them drop out of the top 4 next season, little cunts think they all sudden better then us in every way and will be for years to come!

anyways, hulk is signed on ESPN confirmed! i love RUsssians

[Clevemayer 764]

my wife and daughter sleeping in bed, while she was feeding her milk, and both fell asleep during that...

[Fulham Broadway 16,417]

This I just worked out;

Hulk, Hazard and Marin have cost Chelsea just £2m more than Downing, Henderson and Carroll cost Liverpool...

[Ollie 4,400]

This I just worked out;

Hulk, Hazard and Marin have cost Chelsea just £2m more than Downing, Henderson and Carroll cost Liverpool...

This quote made me smile and boy i'm gonna use this a lot, starting with my Facebook when Hulk is confirmed. Kenny Dalglish = Legend.