Sheva. 5,373 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Only a matter of time before Mr cat lover shows up here....Am I still in Cesc's thread?On topic - Yeah, Kate Upton totally overrated. She has some nice tits and that's it. I don't fancy any other part of her body or her face, I see better looking girls every day.I don't notice any other part of her, still mesmerized by her b :o bs iseah100 and C7S 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myself 793 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 you meant the cutest ever husband? Yep, that's you i call being the best man Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Anytime So glad I know two languages. I feel just a bit less dumb lol. I know for a fact that the actual number is much higher. Should we ask how you know "for a fact"? Stingray and CHOULO19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBlues 4,050 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I completely forgot we have signed Cesc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You Europeans and such make me (an American) feel so stupid. Thanks.Size? Just blocks, I'd say 16 ½, roughly.In some European countries I reckon most people speak only a single language. And in others it's just bullshit, they are born speaking like three languages, not fair at all. That should still count as only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus converted into a children's playground thingy I don't have kids, but all our friends do - so we kept them happy and they loved it Dodgems were ace - best £2k I have ever spent So good luck to Choulo & Barbara - guess they're now known as Baroulo or ChoBar xCongrats, chap!!!!A lot of happiness for you and the missus!and your wedding seems to have been AMAZING. I loved the amusement park details!as for all criticism Kate got last page, in all honesty, the more I live the less I understand men. I don't even try anymore. You guys are weird about girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 as for all criticism Kate got last page, in all honesty, the more I live the less I understand men. I don't even try anymore. You guys are weird about girls.What don't you understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I speak 6 languages (7 if you count my dialect which is basically an own language compared to standard German). Suck it. CHOULO19, Dion and Stingray 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 What don't you understand? everything.The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).I'd love to have her body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I speak 6 languages (7 if you count my dialect which is basically an own language compared to standard German). Suck it.Nice!But probably half of those are extremely alike and only used in Eastern Europe...I'd have a bigger appreciation for someone who knows cery different languages. Like English, German, Spanish/Portuguese, Mandarin, etc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Nice!But probably half of those are extremely alike and only used in Eastern Europe...I'd have a bigger appreciation for someone who knows cery different languages. Like English, German, Spanish/Portuguese, Mandarin, etc!Little bit of both scenarios, actually. I speak Bosnian, German, English, Spanish, Croation and Serbian. The latter two being very similar to Bosnian, though, tbf. However, in times of everything being run economically I prefer to emphasize that it's 6 languages instead of "only" 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Dion 2,476 Posted August 7, 2014 Popular Post! Share Posted August 7, 2014 everything.The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).I'd love to have her body Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype.Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy.Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best.Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno.8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75. Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped.Here is the evidence:Hips to waist ratio, absolutely atrocious - look at this shit:Butt - almost flat, very unimpressive:Face - not outstanding, but not bad - her mole makes she look like a whore though, which I don't like:Boobs - the only redeeming atribute:Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before. Melanicus, ChelseaFSee, Daniel1980 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchuka 99 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Should we just rename the thread to Kate Upton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel1980 1,425 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 everything.The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).I'd love to have her body She's not ugly. But her body is kind of disproportionate. For example, Cesc's missus:She's... eh...pretty proportional everywhere. Dion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I speak English and spanish as well as Portuguese insults Dion and Melanicus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I speak Australian and American you fucking plebians. Mrs.Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only place to be 11,313 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus converted into a children's playground thingy I don't have kids, but all our friends do - so we kept them happy and they loved it Dodgems were ace - best £2k I have ever spent So good luck to Choulo & Barbara - guess they're now known as Baroulo or ChoBar xMany congrats mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Fong 2,776 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype.Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy.Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best.Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno.8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75. Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped.Here is the evidence:Hips to waist ratio, absolutely atrocious - look at this shit:Butt - almost flat, very unimpressive:Face - not outstanding, but not bad - her mole makes she look like a whore though, which I don't like:Boobs - the only redeeming atribute:Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before. :clap: Kate no doubt is hot, mainly because of her gigantic boobs, but still far away from the like of Miranda Kerr's league in terms of refinement. iseah100 and Dion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only place to be 11,313 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype.Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy.Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best.Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno.8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75. Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped.Here is the evidence:Hips to waist ratio, absolutely atrocious - look at this shit:Butt - almost flat, very unimpressive:Face - not outstanding, but not bad - her mole makes she look like a whore though, which I don't like:Boobs - the only redeeming atribute:Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before.A mathematic equation as to why a girl who is massively out of your league isn't hot.Maths + misogyny = virgin. seanptmiller 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,187 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 OK lads enough of tits, virgins and marks out of 10, take this to the Sexiest women thread please and back to Cesc.Cheers. WhatsTheMatic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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