Chelsea Transfers

[Vesper 30,088]

Just now, Special Juan said:

Bakayoko is going to Lyon by the sounds of it

for what? to sample their tétons de Vénus (Venus nipples) aka their world famous Quenelle dumplings?

 

 

[Costa19 858]

1 minute ago, OneMoSalah said:

Apparently organising a medical for Enzo. But haven’t got a deal in place. Hmmm

When you are prepared mentaly for some sexy time but havent asked wife yet

[ZAPHOD2319 4,801]

2 minutes ago, OneMoSalah said:

Apparently organising a medical for Enzo. But haven’t got a deal in place. Hmmm

Yes, the club has given permission for Enzo to complete his medical. They must feel they can reach an agreement, even if that means we are getting fleeced.

[TheHulk 2,403]

Just now, ZAPHOD2319 said:

Yes, the club has given permission for Enzo to complete his medical. They must feel they can reach an agreement, even if that means we are getting fleeced.

Unless someone reliable reports this I doubt.

[Vesper 30,088]

1 minute ago, Duppy Conqueror said:

Sky sports reporter said Enzo about to have his medical..

testicles crossed

fallopian tubes crossed here 😃

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

2 minutes ago, milka said:

 

Sky sports are one of the worst for reporting now. I've seen no one say anything to this effect. Don't believe a word of it. As it stands I'm hopeful this gets done but I don't think it will without the buyout being paid 

[MoroccanBlue 5,375]

Sky Sports also reported yesterday we paid the release clause...

[Special Juan 28,096]

Sky Sports got the date right the other day, I couldn't believe it

[Pizy 18,852]

Just saw a pic of J5 in a Arse shirt 🤢🤢🤢

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

6 minutes ago, Costa19 said:

When you are prepared mentaly for some sexy time but havent asked wife yet

🤣🤣🤣

5 minutes ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

Yes, the club has given permission for Enzo to complete his medical. They must feel they can reach an agreement, even if that means we are getting fleeced.

either that or amateur hour is back

 

[Vesper 30,088]

6 minutes ago, TheHulk said:

even if that means we are getting fleeced

I don't want to be fleeced!

unless it is the one from Chrysomallos, the flying golden ram, the one the Argonauts captured

 

 

Edited January 31, 2023 by Vesper

[Blues11 213]

Just get Enzo done....If you're going to overpay then overpay for midfielders and call it a day.

We've been overpaying for wingbacks and washed CBs, so just do it.

[Special Juan 28,096]

Jorge Das Trasferencias- Chelsea will pay the 120M clause- it's over, Benfica got their price

[TheHulk 2,403]

 

 

Threatening to pay the clause, this will go bad you can tell we're bluffing.

[YorkshireBlue 3,264]

14 minutes ago, Costa19 said:

When you are prepared mentaly for some sexy time but havent asked wife yet

You don't ask you wait till she's sleeping 🫣🤣