closed Cardiff 1-2 Chelsea

[ccheongf 211]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

This is Van Gaal-ball from his United days. Keeping the ball and doing fuck all with it. Slow and boring, players looking like they're sleepwalking.

Sarri ball mah

[Muzchap 8,966]

It's like 10 random dudes on the pitch- absolutely no cohesion or clue.

It just doesn't work. 

Failed project.

 

[Laylabelle 9,300]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

This is Van Gaal-ball from his United days. Keeping the ball and doing fuck all with it. Slow and boring, players looking like they're sleepwalking.

And then the other lot score. 

Oh goodie only Fulham have a worst away record this year then us

Can we please pass to the grey players! 

[Vesper 27,336]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

This is Van Gaal-ball from his United days. Keeping the ball and doing fuck all with it. Slow and boring, players looking like they're sleepwalking.

zombie football for real, sod Rangers

[killer1257 3,282]

Just now, Vesper said:

zombie football for real, sod Rangers

At least, LVG played youth. He gave Rashford a fair chance and Mou claimed, that he made Rashford famous lol

[Muzchap 8,966]

Why do I waste my Sundays like this.

It's like a form of torture.

I was convinced RLC and CHO would start.

But no- fucking same old story = same old shit football.

Even Barkley managed to look decent in an England shirt 

[ccheongf 211]

Looks like if Chelsea can cling on 6th position this season is a miracle.

[Laylabelle 9,300]

Love this amazing attacking football we're playing! Look at us go.. The pace... Wow.... Definitely what we needed. 

[Vesper 27,336]

it's like, every time, pre game, I think we will win like we did circa 2004 to 2018, then the game kicks off, we watch 15 minutes, and my little blue heart sobs at the dull swords

[Pizy 17,860]

Nevermind scoring, we don't even look like we can get into position to have a shot! Against arguably the worst side in the league.

We honestly look like a club like Everton or West Ham.

[ccheongf 211]

Chelsea playing worst  football after Roman took over under Sarri. SO SO SO BORRRING AND PREDICTABLE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh

[Laylabelle 9,300]

Just now, Pizy said:

Nevermind scoring, we don't even look like we can get into position to have a shot! Against arguably the worst side in the league.

We honestly look like a club like Everton or West Ham.

We've had a few random pointless attempts 

There may be a reason some of these don't play for their country or haven't done. 

[Vesper 27,336]

I think that Sarri believes a team get a bonus goal for 500 square passes in the MF zone

[zinctek 402]

Apzi in the middle and Higuaín on the wing haha

[ccheongf 211]

hahahahahahaa Jorghino hahahahahaaaaaaa

[Muzchap 8,966]

Kovacic is fucking shit bring on RLC for fucks sake 

[Special Juan 27,104]

Just now, Muzchap said:

Kovacic is fucking shit bring on RLC for fucks sake 

Just about to come here and post the same, he's fucking rubbish.

[DDA 9,570]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Nevermind scoring, we don't even look like we can get into position to have a shot! Against arguably the worst side in the league.

We honestly look like a club like Everton or West Ham.

We look like West Ham or Everton because that is the level of player we are fielding. We have class players on the bench but Sarri is acting like a twat.