The Mourinho Thread

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Fully enjoying the meltdown, he really belongs to the banter section. Deserves everything that is thrown at him right now, bitter, past it manager that ruined his Chelsea legacy by spouting absolute shite about us at every chance. 

It's either Inter Milan or a NT next, no other big club is going to even enquire about him. Look at his presser last night, all this BS of playing well and always talks of others taking advantage of United's mistakes, but never aknowledges that their own chances come after big mistakes also, Rose's last night for example. Bitter fool, I hope they don't sack him yet. Things going to get even worse when CL starts, I hope they get drawn at least one top club. 

[Special Juan 28,088]

Brilliant watch his house of cards fall apart. The clapping at the fans at the end was cringe worthy, not only was it cringe worthy but he's trying to get them onside by praising them, they have all seen through him and his ways.

As for their team- I said last season it's shite, Jones and Smalling? Shaw? Herrera? Lindelof? that's to name a few that are absolute wank.

I hate Spurs and wanted them to lose last night but my god it was fucking comical watching all that unfold last night.

The special once.

[Unionjack 7,531]

7 hours ago, manpe said:

The meltdown is in full force now. Sit back, relax and enjoy  Honestly, the way he's been for a while now, I'd recommend psychological intervention to him. It increasingly looks like over the years the pressure has caught up with his mental health. He is unable to accept that he isn't teh shit anymore, total denial.

APPAREMTLY some media thinks not

hahaha Can you see him at either place?

He says Perez still likes him and he thinks PSG are magical.

Jose Mourinho to PSG or Real Madrid? Where could Man Utd boss go next if sacked?

JOSE MOURINHO is under pressure at Manchester United - but where could the world-class coach possibly go if he is forced out of Old Trafford?

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1009479/Jose-Mourinho-PSG-Real-Madrid-Manchester-Utd-boss-next-club-sacking

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

18 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

APPAREMTLY some media thinks not

hahaha Can you see him at either place?

He says Perez still likes him and he thinks PSG are magical.

Jose Mourinho to PSG or Real Madrid? Where could Man Utd boss go next if sacked?

JOSE MOURINHO is under pressure at Manchester United - but where could the world-class coach possibly go if he is forced out of Old Trafford?

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1009479/Jose-Mourinho-PSG-Real-Madrid-Manchester-Utd-boss-next-club-sacking

He's damaged goods his next job won't be so high profile he's done all the top jobs in Europe I can see him taking a year off and coming back as an international manager. Just putting it out there someone like the Republic of Ireland they would love him the Paddy's that siege mentality would be a marriage made in heaven for all.

[Unionjack 7,531]

6 minutes ago, Iggy Doonican said:

He's damaged goods his next job won't be so high profile he's done all the top jobs in Europe I can see him taking a year off and coming back as an international manager. Just putting it out there someone like the Republic of Ireland they would love him the Paddy's that siege mentality would be a marriage made in heaven for all.

Thats exactly what my gooner mate said sitting here atm. But I thought that would want to be where he retired managing Portugal ishhh

I still think HE wants to leave a big GOOD mark on a club and to leave it with everyone happy. Cant bloody see it  mind but I think HE would like it.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Fucking hell Jose Mourinho to PSG? Can you really imagine Neymar and Mbappe being happy to play as left and right wing backs. They've only just appointed Tuchel too. Ridiculous rumours. If he is forced out of Old Trafford he should take time off and go to anger management classes or something haha.

[Unionjack 7,531]

1 minute ago, OneMoSalah said:

Fucking hell Jose Mourinho to PSG? Can you really imagine Neymar and Mbappe being happy to play as left and right wing backs. They've only just appointed Tuchel too. Ridiculous rumours. If he is forced out of Old Trafford he should take time off and go to anger management classes or something haha.

Its a funny picture isnt it!!

[Special Juan 28,088]

If any owner has any whits or nous about them they wouldn't hire this outdated prehistoric tit.

[manpe 10,861]

1 hour ago, Unionjack said:

Jose Mourinho to PSG or Real Madrid? Where could Man Utd boss go next if sacked?

I think he'd do well in any league but not England, just too much competition here taken over by contemporary attacking managers. Italy or France. He won't win anything in Spain or Germany unless he's managing Real/Barca/Atletico (not gonna happen) or Bayern Munich (also not gonna happen). Think it's either Milan clubs or Portugal NT for him next.

[Jase 43,479]

3 hours ago, manpe said:

I think he'd do well in any league but not England, just too much competition here taken over by contemporary attacking managers. Italy or France. He won't win anything in Spain or Germany unless he's managing Real/Barca/Atletico (not gonna happen) or Bayern Munich (also not gonna happen). Think it's either Milan clubs or Portugal NT for him next.

I have my doubts about the Milan clubs going after Mourinho. Sure, they may not have won anything in ages but they seem to have a proper long term plan in place to achieving success again. We all know Mourinho is about the short term and honestly, has he genuinely improved any team in the last 8 years? He has won trophies for sure but he got them to perform really well for one season before everything went south and I don't even think United have improved under him at all. I also don't think the Milan clubs would want to deal with his drama. It's happened far too often these days. And from Mourinho's perspective, would he want to go there? Inter and Milan do not exactly have deep pockets to spend like Man City or PSG and their squads aren't A-grade either. He'll just end up complaining about the squad, like he is doing now with United. He might have to do a Benitez or Ancelotti and take a step down in terms of club stature in his next job.

[the wes 7,212]

😂😂😂😂

[Unionjack 7,531]

Jose Mourinho's Last 7 Chelsea Signings: Where Are They Now?

1. Marco Amelia - Free Agent

2. Michael Hector - Chelsea

3. Papy Djilobodji - Sunderland

4. Kenedy - Newcastle United

5. Pedro - Chelsea

6. Baba Rahman - Schalke

7. Danilo Pantic - Partizan

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/08/28/jose-mourinhos-last-7-chelsea-signings-where-are-they-now/

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

He double lost it. On the pitch and the press conference. To be honest, I am behind him when he is at Inter and Real. But yes, I lose most of my respect for him since the day he sign for that Manc club. So, have to say sorry but I am enjoying this moment now.

[Special Juan 28,088]

The one man dismantling Manchester United.

And if reports are to be believed he will be sacked if they lose to Burnley

[Vesper 30,079]

14 hours ago, Unionjack said:

Jose Mourinho's Last 7 Chelsea Signings: Where Are They Now?

1. Marco Amelia - Free Agent

2. Michael Hector - Chelsea

3. Papy Djilobodji - Sunderland

4. Kenedy - Newcastle United

5. Pedro - Chelsea

6. Baba Rahman - Schalke

7. Danilo Pantic - Partizan

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/08/28/jose-mourinhos-last-7-chelsea-signings-where-are-they-now/

Another perennial Chelsea loanee who has about as much chance of playing for them as my cat, and I don’t even have a cat, Jose Mourinho’s second to last Chelsea signing was Michael Hector.

 

I still would like to see Baba get a swing at Sarriball, he seems to be in that mould.

 

Plus he is used to wearing blue.

[Fernando 6,585]

4 hours ago, Special Juan said:

The one man dismantling Manchester United.

And if reports are to be believed he will be sacked if they lose to Burnley

I doubt it, United will wait till the summer. But by then I think in January they will lose some players. 

[Vesper 30,079]

1 hour ago, Fernando said:

I doubt it, United will wait till the summer. But by then I think in January they will lose some players. 

Can they please misplace Martial in West London?

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]