The Mourinho Thread

[Unionjack 7,531]

While it does make my days brighter to know that Mounure are needing a marriage guidance counselor I would rather they kept the devil we know than the devil we dont want there!!

I was worried that Vinegar tits would be replaced by someone shit hot but upto now Emery seems not to be too much to worry about. But ZZ at United is a different kettle of fish.

[mccg 1,528]

Jose Mourinho says Man City show you can't buy class with documentary

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11475540/jose-mourinho-says-man-city-show-you-cant-buy-class-with-documentary

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[Miki-Liki 405]

Mourinho shows you can't (always) buy trophies with money.

[Vesper 30,085]

40 minutes ago, Mana said:

Oh the irony man.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

The Jose Mourinho 3 Season DVD Collection:

Season 1: Buy The Bus

Season 2: Park The Bus

Season 3: Throw Players Under The Bus

[Vesper 30,085]

17 minutes ago, kellzfresh said:

The Jose Mourinho 3 Season DVD Collection:

Season 1: Buy The Bus

Season 2: Park The Bus

Season 3: Throw Players Under The Bus

Manure are in shambles with their entire back 4, and also their RW (they have no true one at all), plus their really have no true AMF who is worth a shit. Mata??? LOLOLOL,  Andreas Pereira needs to step up, not sure if he can.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

3 hours ago, Vesper said:

Manure are in shambles with their entire back 4, and also their RW (they have no true one at all), plus their really have no true AMF who is worth a shit. Mata??? LOLOLOL,  Andreas Pereira needs to step up, not sure if he can.

But the problem is that mourinho recommended and bought both Bailey and Lindelof out of that back four. He's gotten terrible at buying players, pogba doesn't look good for mourinho compared to when he plays for france/Juve, even Fred his new signing looked like Raul merieles yesterday.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

4 hours ago, kellzfresh said:

The Jose Mourinho 3 Season DVD Collection:

Season 1: Buy The Bus

Season 2: Park The Bus

Season 3: Throw Players Under The Bus

My mate's uncle nice bloke but completely blinkered when it comes to Man United I told him Maureen would be a disaster for them of course he was having none of it. As Chelsea fans we all knew it would go pear shaped and this post highlights it brilliantly he's a manchild and he's being shown up by Pep and Klopp. He' lost the dressing room and the writings on the wall and it says in block capitals FUCK OFF.

[Unionjack 7,531]

36 minutes ago, Iggy Doonican said:

My mate's uncle nice bloke but completely blinkered when it comes to Man United I told him Maureen would be a disaster for them of course he was having none of it. As Chelsea fans we all knew it would go pear shaped and this post highlights it brilliantly he's a manchild and he's being shown up by Pep and Klopp. He' lost the dressing room and the writings on the wall and it says in block capitals FUCK OFF.

But would you want HIM at Mancland or ZZ? I know who my choice would be,

Just like I wanted Vinegar tits to stay in north London.

Both shite in their own ways but why would we want in any different? Let them suffer,

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

1 hour ago, Unionjack said:

But would you want HIM at Mancland or ZZ? I know who my choice would be,

Just like I wanted Vinegar tits to stay in north London.

Both shite in their own ways but why would we want in any different? Let them suffer,

This will be his last job in English football UJ he's damaged goods plus once the Man United loving English media get on your back your finished. Personally probably some will disagree but I think in his first spell with us he underachieved. He had players at their peak and basically an open chequebook and yet we lost to Liverpool twice in the Champions League where his negative tactics stifled us. In fact from memory not going to google it but we played Liverpool 6 times home and away in the Champions League and scored once Joe Cole.

[Unionjack 7,531]

1 minute ago, Iggy Doonican said:

This will be his last job in English football UJ he's damaged goods plus once the Man United loving English media get on your back your finished. Personally probably some will disagree but I think in his first spell with us he underachieved. He had players at their peak and basically an open chequebook and yet we lost to Liverpool twice in the Champions League where his negative tactics stifled us. In fact from memory not going to google it but we played Liverpool 6 times home and away in the Champions League and scored once Joe Cole.

You wont get a argument out of me mate.

Its strange at how much someones rep can change so much. I thought we had struck gold when we first got him but then it got to the stage where I never wanted to see him again.

Hes definitely going to get the chop and would think by the New Year if the media stays on his back. And he wanted to be the new Fergie.

What pisses me off just as much is the continuation of the medias love affair with Shitty and the scouse twats. They are forever being compared to them in the same breath!

[manpe 10,861]

Just watched MOTD highlights and analysis of United's game and my word they look shit. A Mourinho team defending like schoolboys is spectacular, their center-backs are backup level at best. None of them seem to have any confidence at all and they look shitscared like our players did in their 3rd season under Mou. They've had over 2 seasons together now, but perform like they've never played together. The same theme continues that they have no attacking pattern of play and defence makes a mistake after mistake. Even we look much more coherent and in-sync after only a month.

Jose's ego has long outgrown his coaching ability. He has absolutely no new fresh ideas in him, his main tactic these days is to use mental warfare on his players to make them crawl out of their skins and prove themselves individually, instead of doing something new tactically and collectively. He needs to suck it up and hire an attacking assistant coach to help him like we did with Avram Grant and Henk Ten Cate (thought to be the mastermind behind Grant's somewhat successful spell). We know this won't happen though, because this is the man who once said that at his level he cannot learn from others because he is the best. The best at making world class players look average perhaps.