The Mourinho Thread

[Leif 6,006]

We were his patient, reliable, loving 7/10 wife. He moved on from us without a whim after our struggles, finding solace in a 10/10-looking slut that we've always had problems with. He has no chemistry with her, and now if he ever comes back to us we'll spit on him. The grass wasn't greener you puta. 

[johnnythefirst 1,076]

1 minute ago, Leif said:

We were his patient, reliable, loving 7/10 wife. He moved on from us without a whim after our struggles, finding solace in a 10/10-looking slut that we've always had problems with. He has no chemistry with her, and now if he ever comes back to us we'll spit on him. The grass wasn't greener you puta. 

After this,he's never going to manage an absolute top side again if you ask me. Maybe one in a horrible crisis (like Utd actually), ok...

[Jase 43,479]

Mourinho is done at the highest level if he gets sacked again. He just looks like a broken man, someone who has lost that spark and not to mention, his ego is so big that he's not willing to adapt.

[samzilla 517]

was choked about the loss on friday...but seeing man u's result this morning makes me feel a little better, lol

[Hybrid Angel 2,130]

Finished as a top-level manager. Time to go, Portuguese bus driver.

[Special Juan 28,133]

I won't hide the fact...I fucking love seeing him lose.

[The Chels 2,502]

Imagine how happy City fans are feeling right now!

[The Skipper 20,609]

Hopefully he stays at United for another season so he can get rid of their young potential superstars like Martial and bring in an awful replacement like Eder or something. 

[DDA 9,929]

Wow. The players just don't buy into Mourinho anymore. He might just be doen as a top level manager. Sttange how he can go from winning everything to having absolutely no respect from the footballing world. 

[Adnane 1,101]

A demonstration of how one experience can ruin your whole career, even when you're ( presumably ) top 3-5 managers in the history of the game...

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

From RedCafe. The rags are losing it already  :

He's made some terrible decisions so far. Absolutely shocking that Rooney is still involved, the mind boggles that he has all 3 of Blind Carrick and Herrera on the bench. 

I really want to know what he works on in training. We have no style, no quick movement, no authority on the games we play in, no control even against mid table clubs and constant changing of formations. 

He's shoe-horned various players in (Zlatan is included here) in the hope that their individual moments of brilliance will overshadow the lack of management on his behalf. He's been really really shite and needs to fix it immediately.

[Special Juan 28,133]

He's out of his depth, he's drowning and lifeless.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

This is his record in the last 30+ games. When did Ferguson, Guardiola, Ancelotti, Simeone, Conte or even Wenger sink so low? Mid-table manager? 

P 32 W13 D5 L14   Sure looks like it. 

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Mass over reaction re Mourinho, imo. These players will inevitably come good, but it's hilarious to see  

[Special Juan 28,133]

This is what you get when you sign a mega star, Rashford keeps answering the question time and time again with goals....but no he will always be second fiddle because the manager want's his "Main men"