Diego Costa

[Jase 43,479]

Not sure if this has been posted but...

- Diego Costa has scored 4 goals in 3 Premier League appearances. It took Fernando Torres 39 matches to reach that same amount of goals.

- Chelsea's strikers only scored 5 Premier League goals away from home last season (all came in 2014). Costa alone has already got 3 in the first 2 away games.

[Supermonkey92 1,428]

Not sure if this has been posted but...

- Diego Costa has scored 4 goals in 3 Premier League appearances. It took Fernando Torres 39 matches to reach that same amount of goals.

- Chelsea's strikers only scored 5 Premier League goals away from home last season (all came in 2014). Costa alone has already got 3 in just 2 away games.

But he score at the Britannia?

[Jase 43,479]

But he score at the Britannia?

Places like the Britannia will be like a playground to Costa.

[Supermonkey92 1,428]

Him and Shawcross should be good. Ding ding!

[iseah100 5,612]

http://as.com/videos/2014/09/02/portada/1409688328_315019.html

Cesc to Costa

[JDY 1,290]

<3

[The Chels 2,502]

http://as.com/videos/2014/09/02/portada/1409688328_315019.html

Cesc to Costa

Cesc assisting Costa even in NT training

[LukakutoStamford 779]

Costa is professional WUM. I can just see the Liverpool, Arsenal, United, and City fans crying about how much of cunt he is ..

[TLaw10 28]

I bought a yellow Diego Costa jersey today! Beastmode!

[Special Juan 27,111]

Costa is professional WUM. I can just see the Liverpool, Arsenal, United, and City fans crying about how much of cunt he is ..

That's one of his best assets for me apart from his actually all round ability.

He will drive defenders fucking mad this year. I punched the air with delight when he wound that Everton player up after the goal.

He's our cunt.

[Styles 9,790]

Costa is professional WUM. I can just see the Liverpool, Arsenal, United, and City fans crying about how much of cunt he is ..

They have already started, trust me.

The incident with Coleman wasn't the first time he's done something like that:

They had been heating up for a while. The last time these two teams faced each other was just over a week ago in the Copa del Rey. The Betis centre-back Antonio Amaya gifted Costa the goal, heading past his own goalkeeper and leaving the Brazilian with an open goal. When they got down into the tunnel Costa rubbed it in. "He was very grateful," Amaya said afterwards. "He was shouting and thanking me for the gift. If my team-mates had not held me back, I would have killed him. That shows what kind of person he is: he has no heart and no shame."

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/feb/04/douglas-costa-atletico-madrid-la-liga

Diegtroll

[BlueLion. 21,491]

That's one of his best assets for me apart from he actually all round ability.

He will drive defenders fucking mad this year. I punched the air with delight when he wound that Everton player up after the goal.He

He's our cunt.

I've missed having a big fat cunt up front! So good to have one again.

[Sidzeret 2,257]

They have already started, trust me.

The incident with Coleman wasn't the first time he's done something like that:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/feb/04/douglas-costa-atletico-madrid-la-liga

Diegtroll

This part:

"Diego Costa says that he never takes his work home with him. Which is probably a good thing. If he did, the Atlético Madrid striker might walk through the door, goad the dog with a stick, surreptitiously elbow his wife out of the way on the stairs, shrug his shoulders innocently as she lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom and whisper insults to his children, look the other way and whistle when they burst into tears. He might stroll into the living room and dramatically collapse on the floor, roll around the rug holding his head and appeal for a penalty. He might even get it too."

[Daniel1980 1,425]

This part:

"Diego Costa says that he never takes his work home with him. Which is probably a good thing. If he did, the Atlético Madrid striker might walk through the door, goad the dog with a stick, surreptitiously elbow his wife out of the way on the stairs, shrug his shoulders innocently as she lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom and whisper insults to his children, look the other way and whistle when they burst into tears. He might stroll into the living room and dramatically collapse on the floor, roll around the rug holding his head and appeal for a penalty. He might even get it too."

Wait, Costa is married and has kids?

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Wait, Costa is married and has kids?

What did you expect for a 40 year old drug lord?

[Donev 79]

All the goals

[Madmax 9,219]

What did you expect for a 40 year old drug lord?

A slew of ex-wives, alimony and expensive hookers?

[TheOneChan95 225]

I'm sure you guys would have noticed that most of his goals are really similar. He really smashes them hard and low which is very difficult to deal with.