Fernando Torres

[Heisenberg 1,824]

It will be a fucking holiday when he'll leave.

[xPetrCechx 13,570]

He's Playing like a shit on purpose...

[ZanSnake 1,211]

It should be Torres + 30 millio0n for Falcoa, not Courtious. Doop Atletico in buying this sap!

If we don't sell him in the summer, then imo, we are going to be fucked for another season. As long as this clown is our number one striker, then we won't be winning things with ease and would be relying on Mata, Lamps, or anyone else in scoring goals. Literally, i would bet that Mikel will score more then Torrid by the end of the season! And that is saying something....

[ja1 1,166]

Just reaches a level of acceptance in how bad he is really. It is just the normal now for him to be horrendous.

[manpe 10,861]

Was he really that bad yesterday? I would love to see one of those "every touch" videos of his performance, sadly I think no one makes them of him anymore.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Was he really that bad yesterday? I would love to see one of those "every touch" videos of his performance, sadly I think no one makes them of him anymore.

Everyone was bellow their average level today. How would you classify Torres' bellow average performance?

[manpe 10,861]

Everyone was bellow their average level today. How would you classify Torres' bellow aveerage performance?

Counterproductive, maybe?

[Thomas Williams 166]

I think we need to play him against the weakest oppositions we can, and put him when we are already up by several goals and the opposing team is collapsing.

This way, we'll artificially inflate his stats, and other teams will think "Wow! why do Chelsea complain so much about him? These numbers aren't half bad, and I bet if he went to a more supportive team, he'd be right back at his Liverpool quality." They buy him >15 million, GET HIM OFF OUR BOOKS AND OFF OF OUR PITCH , and now we have that money to invest to either invest in a good young quality striker, or put towards buying a superstar like Cavani.

Then we sit back and laugh as whatever team buys him realizes what a piece of shit he is (now he won't even have Mazacar to feed him gorgeous balls) :lol2:

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Was he really that bad yesterday? I would love to see one of those "every touch" videos of his performance, sadly I think no one makes them of him anymore.

Let's just say he passed back to the Sparta defense almost every time he got the ball, a couple of his shots went out for throw ins, and he even tackled Marin when he found himself in a bit of space. Unfortunately, he couldn't do anything to prevent Oscar's goal.

[Jase 43,479]

[ja1 1,166]

Yep there were two moments that just summed up his whole Chelsea career.

He shot, and the ball went out for a throw in. I don't even understand how you could manage that, but Torres can.

Marin cuts inside, Torres gets in the way. Stopping attacks as usual. Though realistically I think they were both at fault, Marin was doing his head-down/less chicken run, should have looked where he was going.

I also liked near the end of the game how he tried winning a corner but couldn't even manage that anymore.

[Mufassir08 2,400]

This guy should not be ahead of franco di santo let alone league's 3rd highest goalscorer(which ba was before we benched him for the useless one).

[Blue Armour 4,436]

He's Playing like a shit on purpose...

Its believable after seeing that shot of his that went for a throw-in....

[xPetrCechx 13,570]

Its believable after seeing that shot of his that went for a throw-in....

Against Who?

[didierforever 7,349]

there was a period of time when the commentators said "torres shoot and its a goal".

then there was a period of time when the commentators said "torres shoots but he has missed an open goal".

now the commentators say "torres tries to shoot and the ball has ,expectedly, gone for a throw in"...