Fernando Torres

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

You're a gimp mate

That's putting it too politely.

[bitee 12]

That's putting it too politely.

you are too hard with me

[DH1988 1,273]

Surprised that he beat a few players for pace yesterday, that was the only thing that surprised me, still can't shoot, when he has time to think he's terrible.

Work-rate was 10/10 though.

[termninja 5,290]

Surprised that he beat a few players for pace yesterday, that was the only thing that surprised me, still can't shoot, when he has time to think he's terrible.

Work-rate was 10/10 though.

I disagree about work rate. He seemed to be really trying just about as he realized that it's passed 70 minutes and that Demba Ba will get in soon...

His movement was awful. And when he would drop out on the wings, he would always slow down our attacks or make them useless.

He just seems...worn out, bored to death and clumsy. Like he came from a lower league and was forced to play for a club that he hates...If I had 1/6th of monthly income he has I would die for every ball out there at Chelsea.

It's 180k per week FFS and he acts like a granny...

Kalou for example wasn't a world class footballer, but I really liked the guy because he worked his ass of both on and off the pitch.

[DH1988 1,273]

Each to their own opinion bud, I thought his work rate was good, closing down CBs etc. both halves. Obviously should of done better in a couple of instances but hey thats Torres, I'd be more surprised if he had stuck away that chance after burning Thomas V, then that heavy second touch kicked in and all was well with the world!

[Styles 9,790]

you are too hard with me

I'm beginning to like this troll, he has a very subtle sense of humour.

[BlueLyon 9,359]

I would realy love to see Rvp here instead this guy. Such a brilliant striker. Passing, vision, game winning goals, shooting, experience, class, allround, assists. And he was only 25mio. We should offer arsenal 25+Torres and we would have him...

[edetarod 2,155]

I would realy love to see Rvp here instead this guy. Such a brilliant striker. Passing, vision, game winning goals, shooting, experience, class, allround, assists. And he was only 25mio. We should offer arsenal 25+Torres and we would have him...

do you have a time machine?

[Hutcho 8,443]

do you have a time machine?

I was about to ask the same thing, but i assume he meant, that in hindsight we should have offered that at the end of last season.

[bitee 12]

chelsea are always too late to buy a player

[Waterfall 893]

I hope that little burst of pace from yesterday is enough to convince other clubs to take a shot at him

[Hutcho 8,443]

chelsea are always too late to buy a player

What, like we were with hazard, mata, oscar, azpi, moses, ba etc....

Oh wait...

[Ollie 4,400]

426 pages, pretty epic for someone who's been here only 2 years. I still believe he has pace and good work rate but his problem is his role. Goalscorer.

I wish we had RVP instead of this guy? No shit. RVP is the best striker in the world, worth the £24m Man Utd paid for him at 29. He's worth more, he is ridiculously good and he does deserve to win trophies, he did well to escape Arsenal and go to Man Utd.

We have a striker now though, although he did a Torres yesterday, you know he's gonna score more often than not.

Plainly put, Torres needs to disappear.

[BlueLyon 9,359]

do you have a time machine?

Yeah, I meant we should buy him instead of manu in summer...

[Amblève. 4,995]

426 pages, pretty epic for someone who's been here only 2 years. I still believe he has pace and good work rate but his problem is his role. Goalscorer.

I wish we had RVP instead of this guy? No shit. RVP is the best striker in the world, worth the £24m Man Utd paid for him at 29. He's worth more, he is ridiculously good and he does deserve to win trophies, he did well to escape Arsenal and go to Man Utd.

We have a striker now though, although he did a Torres yesterday, you know he's gonna score more often than not.

Plainly put, Torres needs to disappear.

You can sum up this thread pretty easily:

1. "Woohoo, we've got Torres!"

2. "He's gonna score goals for fun, just let him get to know his new teammates."

3. "We're changing our playing style, give him time."

4. "He ain't scoring goals but he's working his ass off."

5. "He'll come back this season for sure. Look at what kinda players we brought in."

6. "HE'S SHIT"

lol

[communicate 2,703]

What I want from torres is to cut his hair even shorter, he looked slightly faster against arsenal.

Maybe the problem is on his hair

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

What I want from torres is to cut his hair even shorter, he looked slightly faster against arsenal.

Maybe the problem is on his hair

The problem is his whole body...

[blu35_army 551]

‏@CarloFan

Atletico Madrid reportedly want to try and secure a season long loan for Torres with a view to a permanent move. (Express) #CFC

Come on guys!!! let's make this dream come true....