The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

[LAB 1,030]

Brilliant imitation of a Torres: http://fat.gfycat.com/JitteryPoliteHydra.webm

On a more serious note, well done Real! I think they will do well @ Allianz also. Good because Real is a much more worthy opponent for Us/Atletico imo.

Pepe failing, always so much fun. Bayern was simply hilarious. Very ironic and humiliating for a team to need to play 250 passes per goal but ultimately get completely outclassed by some 4-5 counter attacking passes in a matter of seconds by the other team. BUT some papers still gonna say that "Bayern played well, throw everything and blah blah blah" instead of something like "Bayern's bloated approach bores ppl to death".

[cosmicway 1,333]

Brilliant imitation of a Torres: http://fat.gfycat.com/JitteryPoliteHydra.webm

He shoots with his shinguard.

[Magic Lamps 11,677]

When we come back from a 2-0 deficit with 10 men and no centrebacks in the Camp Nou, we play anti-football. When Bayern, are extremely lucky to lose only 1-0 with 6000 passes and 62% posession, they play beautiful attacking football with great variability.

[Laylabelle 9,396]

Haha someone on BBC text saying they wish Liverpool were in the semis cause they play exciting football.what bollocks.league maybe this diff story

can't always play to impress

[Toli 977]

you should have heard the comments from Lahm, Robben and Pep after the match. they were hilarious. especially Lahm, who seems to be a 2nd Xavi in terms of comments and has a strong Napoleon-complex.

[Ze Mario 638]

Brilliant imitation of a Torres: http://fat.gfycat.com/JitteryPoliteHydra.webm

On a more serious note, well done Real! I think they will do well @ Allianz also. Good because Real is a much more worthy opponent for Us/Atletico imo.

Pepe failing, always so much fun. Bayern was simply hilarious. Very ironic and humiliating for a team to need to play 250 passes per goal but ultimately get completely outclassed by some 4-5 counter attacking passes in a matter of seconds by the other team. BUT some papers still gonna say that "Bayern played well, throw everything and blah blah blah" instead of something like "Bayern's bloated approach bores ppl to death".

*sigh

that is why i dont want real as our final opponent if we get through to the final. Xabi-Modrid-Di Maria/Khedira with trio BBC

[Roquila 1,335]

Bayern players are 'Arschlöcher' (assholes in German).... Always so bitter, does this remind you of someone?

[communicate 2,703]

Wow if you checked some of the comments here you will think that Bayern lost 3-0.

It is 1-0 people, it is still wide open.

I probably give both team 50-50 chance before this game n now probably 55-45 for RM

[Rmpr 8,977]

Wow if you checked some of the comments here you will think that Bayern lost 3-0.

It is 1-0 people, it is still wide open.

I probably give both team 50-50 chance before this game n now probably 55-45 for RM

1-0 at home is huge!

Real Madrid proved they can defend against Bayern while still maintaining a deadly counter. And that is still before Pep gets all desperate in search of a goal in order to qualify.

Remember what happened in 2012? Chelsea had a vastly inferior team than Real Madrid, Barcelona were better than Bayern at that time and even then we adavanced...

[The Skipper 20,593]

LOL at the people who still think Real is a fluke and worse than PSG!

apparently Benzema is nothing more but a poacher as well and has poor/average link up play... Let's completely forget the fact that he started the move of the goal by holding on to the ball excellently in his own half and breaking his neck to get into the box to score it, plus the fact that he should've had an assist if Ronaldo scored his clear chance (apparently the only reason he has high number of assists is simply because he plays with Ronaldo and Bale, but nothing to do with the fact that he has a good creative head on him).

[Rmpr 8,977]

apparently Benzema is nothing more but a poacher as well and has poor/average link up play... Let's completely forget the fact that he started the move of the goal by holding on to the ball excellently in his own and breaking his neck to get into the box to score it, plus the fact that he should've had an assist if Ronaldo scored his clear chance (apparently the only reason he has high number of assists is simply because he plays with Ronaldo and Bale, but nothing to do with the fact that he has a good creative head on him).

Add to the argument...

Ronaldo and RM as a whole dont ever show up in big games. Ibra is the one who does it!!!

Bale is a one season wonder and cant do nothing else besides running like crazy. Lucas Moura is the real deal, not this shit Welsh sprinter who already proved himself in the two best leagues in the World!!!

Modric and Xabi Alonso aint even all that impressive, it's a mirage. They arent even capable of lacing Veratti's shoes!!!

Varane, Pepe and Sergio Ramos arent quality defenders, they just have amazing stats because nobody in Spain plays offensive football. If they played in Ligue 1 they would have real challenge with the superb goalscorers that play in France!!!

Oh, and while we are at it, Carlo is a fucking shit manager. He will never be as good as the mighty Blanc!!!

[Barbara 15,149]

I always laugh with this parody account, there are some hilarious thing.

This tweet was made of win

"Sorry for not tweeting anything during Real-Bayern, I was (busy) counting the 621 passes Bayern took to score as many goals as Chelsea with 147"

[Madmax 9,219]

Missing the semifinal of the champions league with a flu!! I'd go out there even if I'm in a wheelchair!

You'd make a tasty vegetable.

[Madmax 9,219]

you should have heard the comments from Lahm, Robben and Pep after the match. they were hilarious. especially Lahm, who seems to be a 2nd Xavi in terms of comments and has a strong Napoleon-complex.

[didierforever 7,349]

one good performance from RM (or rather a hopeless one from munich) and people forget all they have done thru out the season.

Dint torres score an awesome volleyed goal against bayern in the supercup? Does that mean he is an aweaome out of the world striker. Or is it the fact that when you have acres of space agaonst a team foolishly playing tiki-taka, you are bound to create chances. Minimum expectation. Oh hell, even yaya sanogo and danny fucking welbeck created chances and missed sitters against this defence and people seem to think bemzema had a blinder!!!!

[Special Juan 27,478]

Muller at the end going off it about the penalty he never got

[CHOULO19 24,332]

You'd make a tasty vegetable.

Thanks. I get that a lot!

[Fulham Broadway 16,956]

Beckenbauer ;

"In the end, we will be like Barcelona, nobody will want to watch us."