Hutcho 8,443 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 LOL, i love how she thinks she is being serious... People are definately SO STUPID... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRwPRfYLWPE&feature=player_embedded Sheva. and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 Blue Traveler and Fulham Broadway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,350 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I managed to shag Cheryl Cole at the weekend.2 things though1) She has a really, really tight snatch.2) The staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable cunts and have no sense of humour whatsoever FormerRussianSpy and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! NiclasCFC 2,582 Posted September 21, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted September 21, 2012 termninja, Jype, MetsajCFC and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Been a while since i posted some of these.Why do men die first? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the house work...you're a pansy. If you work to hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good -for -nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you.. .it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment. If you keep quite...it's male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting you...she's liberated. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If she asks you...it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't...you're gay. If you like woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't ...you're unromantic. If you try to keep you're self in shape...you're vain. If you don't ...you're a slob. If you buy her flowers...you're after something. If you don't ...you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself. If you don't ...you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ...she is tired. If you have a headache ...you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ...you're over sexed. If you don't...there must be someone else. Bottom line: Men die first because they want to.#2This is quite long but still please read! One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard their remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning, as he prepared to leave, the man gave her $125. She demanded the rest of the money, stating, "If you don't give me the other $125 I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented." After the usual preliminaries, the lady's Lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance." The defendant's Lawyer was not only surprised but also impressed AND amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. Naturally, his defense was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. He rose to the occasion! 'Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted." The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted." In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the balance $125 to the plaintiff, or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages." The defendant wrote out a check immediately. Case closed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedsBlue 1,549 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Unfortunate but funny- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONI. 1,291 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The only way Messi to score against Chelsea termninja and nachikethas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,963 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 manpe, termninja and Beirut_Blues 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hutcho 8,443 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 That is some rain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 All bullies deserve this!http://youtu.be/0nbWTDoUpGE termninja and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manpe 10,861 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Those jokes are so old and unimaginative already and have never been funny. I find it kinda sad that Chelsea fans are helping to destroy JT's reputation by sharing things our fucknuggets of rivals make. Kieran. and MetsajCFC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Those jokes are so old and unimaginative already and have never been funny. I find it kinda sad that Chelsea fans are helping to destroy JT's reputation by sharing things our fucknuggets of rivals make.I agree, but some JT jokes are pretty funny. The ones of him celebrating, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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