Funny Picture and Video Thread

[CRonaldo 55]

Chelsea has Eva Carneiro, Spingboks have René Naylor

[termninja 5,290]

[Kezza 1,965]

gotta love youtube. Laughed so hard at this.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

thank God this isn't my child.......hahahaha

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bill for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go. He said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

DONT LAUGH! though i bet you'll be laughing half way though, i was! already smiling before i even started reading it!

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ed replied...

hahahahahaha

[nachikethas 1,149]

best assist of the year so far??

A: victor valdes to di maria....lol..

[Milan 17,854]

[DONI. 1,291]

LoL :D

[Kez 2,727]

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Joke#1

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....",

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Goverment with me!" Reaching into his back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear? Do you undestand!??? I politely nodded, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs..... "Your badge!, show him your fucking BADGE!"

Joke number #2.

While watching the swimming at the Olympics I began to get depressed at the thought that I would never be able to compete beacuse I have big boobs.

But then I was happy because I have big boobs.

But then I was depressed again because I'm a guy. hahahahaha

Joke number #3

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates where St.Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before." "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!"

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

This quite old but quality stuff-

[termninja 5,290]

[Ramox 246]

[Steve 10,227]

Start watching at 13:35

http://youtu.be/VuAXoSnp14M

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

hahahahaha

[Milan 17,854]

[Spike 12,049]

Start watching at 13:35

I've a big red one right here for her...I'd like to her with her mouth around it...

This was so obvious if you didn't think I was going to do this I hate you. Yes, you; you know who I'm talking about.

[Spike 12,049]

NSFW MAYBE