Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub

[Fulham Broadway 17,810]

Well glad that's sorted. Lets just get along and discuss the football then, before the yellow and red cards get chucked about

[Vesper 31,181]

Just now, petre.ispirescu said:

Calm down, I did a mistake, read your post on the wife things and I thought you are a man, when you specifically asked me not to call you a guy... That's why, simple as that, I don't care at all about your sexual orientation nor I'm obsessed with you lol. Sorry again to you and the mods. 

Just please stop trolling me. I have been lucky enough to be born at a time and age and area where I had to deal with far less shit than people of my race and sexual orientation had to in past. That said, regardless of my socio-economic situation, which is quite posh tbh, I still no matter what run into this crap, especially from a racial perspective. When my wife and I have been out shopping in ultra high end stores (and I have been dressed far more lux than her) I have been still followed around by the store security. She is more of a hard femme (aka more butch) than I am, so even if she is in trainers and sweats and I am in a skirt, top, and heels (all super posh), she gets not a blink, but I get the guards following me around, even though I could buy all their family's properties down to the first cousins and not bat an eye.

Add in our same sex gender orientation and it's something I simply have to deal with daily, even here in Sweden (very rarely now). I would like to think that a football forum would be a respite from that, but then I run into you. 

Attack me for my transfer stances. Totally legit. But ffs, what does my gender have to do with it?

[manpe 10,861]

6 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Just please stop trolling me. I have been lucky enough to be born at a time and age and area where I had to deal with far less shit than people of my race and sexual orientation had to in past. That said, regardless of my socio-economic situation, which is quite posh tbh, I still no matter what run into this crap, especially from a racial perspective. When my wife and I have been out shopping in ultra high end stores (and I have been dressed far more lux than her) I have been still followed around by the store security. She is more of a hard femme (aka more butch) than I am, so even if she is in trainers and sweats and I am in a skirt, top, and heels (all super posh), she gets not a blink, but I get the guards following me around, even though I could buy all their family's properties down to the first cousins and not bat an eye.

Add in our same sex gender orientation and it's something I simply have to deal with daily, even here in Sweden (very rarely now). I would like to think that a football forum would be a respite from that, but then I run into you. 

Attack me for my transfer stances. Totally legit. But ffs, what does my gender have to do with it?

Are you a millionaire?

[Vesper 31,181]

3 minutes ago, manpe said:

Are you a millionaire?

I come from a pretty well off family (both parents are/were City bankers) and have done oki by myself as well. I am nowhere near as well off to buy an English football team yet, which is my lifelong goal.I am 26, so have some time yet to get there! I have my target already, West Brom, lol, just to make one of my best mates (he is 20 years older than me) see what a truly progressive ownership group can do. Zero chance I would ever remotely be able to buy Chelsea. If Roman wants 3 billion quid, that leaves my entire family about 2.8 billion short, so no go (and I have 2 siblings as well, and both hate football, who get 2/3rds of the family estate when our parents pass on).

I really doubt I get to West Brom buy level as well, it is simply asking far too much. My second option in terms of dreams is to own a Bordeaux vineyard. I think my chances are higher on that. My father is part owner (minority stake for sure) in one in Pomerol already.

[manpe 10,861]

9 minutes ago, Vesper said:

I really doubt I get to West Brom buy level as well, it is simply asking far too much.

Start from some lower Championship or League 1 club and build them up to the Prem. Real life FM  You can be the owner and head scout. Chels can send you some loanees and be guaranteed proper handling. Then we can also meet up in Stockholm (I can easily cruise there from Tallinn) and go to games together, on your expense of course.

[Fulham Broadway 17,810]

15 minutes ago, Vesper said:

If Roman wants 3 billion quid, that leaves my entire family about 2.8 billion short,

Your family has £200 million. That's quite a lot.

[Vesper 31,181]

1 minute ago, manpe said:

Start from some lower Championship or League 1 club and build them up to the Prem. Real life FM  You can be the owner and head scout. Chels can send you some loanees and be guaranteed proper handling. Then we can also meet up in Stockholm (I can easily cruise there from Tallinn) and go to games together, on your expense of course.

One of my old mates is a techno DJ from Tallinn. He sorta poofed though, have not spoken to him in a couple years.

[Vesper 31,181]

2 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Your family has £200 million. That's quite a lot.

Not in the football world, unfortunately, and only a fraction of that will ever be mine.Wealth is all relative. I think the threshold for wealth is that you have enough that you can simply go disappear and live anywhere you wish, and do what you want, without having to answer to anyone or to work. The vast majority of my family's assets are in real estate, so not exactly liquid.

[Fulham Broadway 17,810]

2 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Not in the football world, unfortunately, and only a fraction of that will ever be mine.Wealth is all relative. I think the threshold for wealth is that you have enough that you can simply go disappear and live anywhere you wish, and do what you want, without having to answer to anyone or to work. The vast majority of my family's assets are in real estate, so not exactly liquid.

Cant you persuade them to liquefy them for you,  tell them you have a fool proof investment plan, and then buy us a striker ?

[manpe 10,861]

9 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Cant you persuade them to liquefy them for you,  tell them you have a fool proof investment plan, and then buy us a striker ?

That should be enough to get us Icardi, do it Vesp!

[Vesper 31,181]

12 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Cant you persuade them to liquefy them for you,  tell them you have a fool proof investment plan, and then buy us a striker ?

LOL, I have begged my father for years to cut a deal with Roman (they have met a few times but deffo are NOT friends or even acquaintances) and trade a stake in CFC in exchange for him (my father) buying players.

Nowadays even an average player is too much to do that for him. That net wealth figure is the result of 50 years of investing, mostly in real estate and hard assets. It is not some internet bubble pump and dump equity pile. Very little chance it blows up into billionaire level, as there is next to zero equity in exponentially expandable firms. Main reason is the Hong Kong, London, Paris, Monaco, Stockholm, and Los Angeles real estate markets.

[BlueSunshine 672]

19 minutes ago, Vesper said:

LOL, I have begged my father for years to cut a deal with Roman (they have met a few times but deffo are NOT friends or even acquaintances) and trade a stake in CFC in exchange for him (my father) buying players.

Screw that, can you please adopt me? I might be 10 years older than you but i am as immature as a 20 year old, we have similar taste in music, we both like chicks and support the same club, so we will get along just great.

[Vesper 31,181]

11 minutes ago, BlueSunshine said:

Screw that, can you please adopt me? I might be 10 years older than you but i am as immature as a 20 year old.

My brother and sister are almost 20 and 23 years older than me and I feal like their parents! Especially my sis. OMG. I swear she is adopted. Worst life choices ever! 4 kids by 4 different blokes, bankruptcy TWICE (my parents don't fuck about and support us). She came to live with me when I was 19 cuz she lost her house and my mum told her to go fuck off. Lolol

[BlueSunshine 672]

7 minutes ago, Vesper said:

My brother and sister are almost 20 and 23 years older than me and I feal like their parents! Especially my sis. OMG. I swear she is adopted. Worst life choices ever! 4 kids by 4 diffrent blokes, bankruptcy TWICE (my parents don't fuck about and support us). She came to live with me when I was 19 cuz she lost her house and my mum told her to go fuck off. Lolol

I added some things in my first post while you were writing your response so go check them out, it will be easier to convince you to adopt me

On a serious note, that vineyard goal is great, it is one of my dreams too. I certainly don't have the money to do it, but i have studied food science and technology, so it is in my area of expertise. So, if you ever buy one i would love to work there.

[Vesper 31,181]

2 minutes ago, BlueSunshine said:

I added some things in my first post while you were writing your response so go check them out, it will be easier to convince you to adopt me

On a serious note, that vineyard goal is great, it is one of my dreams too. I certainly don't have the money to do it, but i have studied food science and technology so it is in my area of expertise. So, if you ever buy one i would love to work there.

Will do! Seriously, if I ever do get a share in one, or outright ownership, I would deffo hire anyone I have met if they have legit qualifications. I met one of my business partners now online years ago,

[Special Juan 28,871]

This is a fucking transfer thread, anymore off topic posts will be deleted.

I will read through this thread in the coming hours and catch up and all the crap posted. If any of the content is found to be racial, insults or personal attacks then action will be taken.

[Special Juan 28,871]

On 11/10/2018 at 6:07 PM, petre.ispirescu said:

A girl advocating for women's rights at first, now all of a sudden a man lol! But a couple in disguise ayayay so cute. Next thing you know their dog is the one posting in here. Well long story short a massive WUM hahah

 

17 hours ago, Vesper said:

You fucking piece of SHIT, I NEVER EVER was one day a woman, next day a man, NOR did my wife EVER post on here

YOU can FUCK RIGHT OFF with the fucking slurs and lies, I mean it 

FUCK YOU

NONE of that EVER happened, you have lied over and over, taken shit and twisted it, and had go after go at me

its 100% ROT 100% TOSH 100% BOLLOCKS

there was NEVER any ambiguity on my part, only yer numpty cunt arse take on it 

You are a true piece of shit and once again

FUCK YOU

you got my argy up past its bargy you fucking cunt

 

 

17 hours ago, Vesper said:

This Romanian piece of shit needs to be fucking muzzled

I have NEVER had a go at a single person here, but this fucker is making me see red

 

16 hours ago, Vesper said:

Is there an ignore list? I never have been a fan of those but really would like it with this sad cunt.

 

16 hours ago, Vesper said:

 

I NEVER 'changed my mind' you thick cunt! That is 100000000000000% made up out of whole cloth.

FUCK YOU

I am a female, born a female, married to a female, I have ALWAYS been open from day one about that!

I NEVER intimated my wife posted on here EVER, not once

when I used 'we' in a sentence is was NEVER about her posting on my account, it was simply referring to we as in myself and her talking in real life life! Are you truly that fucking stupid!????

YOU are nothing but a fraud, a misogynist , a twister of worlds (in a WEAK manner and fashion) a slander monger, and a liar and a wannabe bully piece of shit.

FUCK YOU

Just some of the selected load of crap I have had to dig through over the last few pages, absolutely pathetic and immature from both of you in all honesty. I'm not getting into playground crap about who started it etc etc, but I'm telling you both now, and anyone else for that matter, this doesn't continue. I'm going to be diplomatic here and allow you both a chance to kiss and make up and actually start posting stuff that relevant to the forum and football in general.

If you can't follow those instructions of simply posting and debating then you can both go, no ifs or but's.

Now...football please.

[Vesper 31,181]

3 hours ago, Special Juan said:

 

 

 

 

Just some of the selected load of crap I have had to dig through over the last few pages, absolutely pathetic and immature from both of you in all honesty. I'm not getting into playground crap about who started it etc etc, but I'm telling you both now, and anyone else for that matter, this doesn't continue. I'm going to be diplomatic here and allow you both a chance to kiss and make up and actually start posting stuff that relevant to the forum and football in general.

If you can't follow those instructions of simply posting and debating then you can both go, no ifs or but's.

Now...football please.

We sorted it in IM's. He kept thinking because I have a wife I was a man. It is done. Cheers.

[Vesper 31,181]

Just watched Julian Weigl in first half for Dortmund v Bayern. He got pulled at the start of the 2nd. He looked Bakayoko level bad. Just terrible. I would be shocked if Shitty make a move for him. Last 3 games I have seen him play he has been horrid.

good article in German on his situation

Julian Weigl und seine Situation unter BVB-Trainer Favre: Es flutscht nicht mehr

https://www.goal.com/de/meldungen/julian-weigl-situation-bvb-trainer-favre-bundesliga/f1cqn4474mli1xt8jbtdo4m2d

[Vesper 31,181]

CIES Football Observatory

n°240 - 12/11/2018

Most fielded U21 players : hot prospects

http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/240/en/

Issue number 240 of the CIES Football Observatory Weekly Post presents the ten most fielded U21 players in the big-5 leagues and Portuguese top division. Until last Friday, eleven U21 footballers had played the totality of domestic league minutes. Among them notably are hot prospects such as Rúben Neves, Jules Koundé, Arne Maier, Nikola Milenković and Rúben Dias.

Up to six goalkeepers are to be found in the top 10 rankings: Emil Audero (Sampdoria), Gianluigi Donnarumma (Milan), Paul Bernardoni (Nîmes Olympique), Florian Müller (Mainz), Alban Lafont (Fiorentina) and Unai Simón (Athletic Club). With four representatives, FSV Mainz is the most represented club overall: Aarón Martín, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Florian Müller and Ridle Baku.

Overall, footballers born on or after 1st of January 1997 have played 15.4% of total domestic league minutes in the French Ligue 1, 14.7% in the German Bundesliga, 9.8% in the Italian Serie A, 6.1% in the Spanish Liga, 5.3% in the English Premier League and a mere 5.0% in the Portuguese Primeira Liga. The average age on the pitch per league and club is available in the CIES Football Observatory Demographic Atlas.